Captain Red - A Bay Rum Pirate Blend Beard Balm

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Become a good ol’ salt with Captain Red’s beard balm, an exotic beard companion ye cannot ignore. With this pirate blend beard balm, no matter what, ye’ll be the landlubber no more!  This balm uses 5 different tropical oils alongside with shea butter and beeswax. Brace yourself indeed and enjoy the alluring notes of coconut, bay rum, spearmint and fresh lime! Wait no time and heave-ho with this exotic balm. Apply the Captain Red’s exquisiteness once in the morning and, ideally, before going to bed. The scent will remind ye of the golden times, drinking sweet rum in a Caribbean beach. The final result? A sturdy and manly beard with an indulging scent, the one of a true captain among captains. The oils included in Captain Red's beard balm are what makes it so special. Coconut, castor jojoba, argan, and sweet almond oils close the secret recipe, guarding it as the greatest booty ever to be pillaged. 

Customer Reviews

Based on 6 reviews
Fable Beard Fails to Dissapoint!

I picked up some mustache wax with my refill of my favorite Bay Rum Beard Balm. It holds great, and lasts me most of my work day! Keep up the excellent craftsmanship.

Mr Vanilla

This Is what the girls at the zaxbys were calling me.. when i was ordering food. they said wow you smell great! My wife who was sitting waiting was like why did they call you that? I told her that they loved my scent Captain Red & they caiughf a vanilla note & just started calling me that lol


The scent is awesome. The oil is awesome. You can’t go wrong with the product.

Captain Red

Great smelling balm that lasts! This was my first scent from Fable and I have since placed an order for two more scents.


Smells great. Makes my beard look nice.

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