Beard Conditioners

Don't let the desert of daily life dry and fry your magnificent whiskers! Moisturize, replenish, strengthen, and more with our beard conditioner fit for an adventurer like you!

Beard Conditioners!

"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Baker - Deodorant - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Garrett Olson
The Baker - Deodorant - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Beat scent

Super sweet and cinnamon smell. Lasts a long time

$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
Richard Baker
$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry

Did I win? Just kidding! All of your products have been amazing!

The Elemental - Beard Balm - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
Robert Gonzales
The Elemental - Beard Balm - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
The Elemental

Again! You’ve amazingly knocked it out of the park again. Thank you for helping me to redesign/redefine who I am with your amazing products

The Djinn - Deodorant - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Scott Worch
The Djinn - Deodorant - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Djinn: A journey in longevity

For a deodorant to be so simply made there is a lot going on. There is no clumping in your pits with the beeswax and it seems to be a good media for holding scents. Djinn’s fragrance is very pleasant (though I have no idea what Dragons Blood smells like) and has staying power to last 24 hours.

The Vessel - Beard Oil - White Amber, Sundrenched Green Apples, Transcendent Oakmoss
Derek Jackson
The Vessel - Beard Oil - White Amber, Sundrenched Green Apples, Transcendent Oakmoss
A calming one

I absolutely love the relaxing notes of apples I get in this one, overall just an amazing scent!!! Can't go wrong with this one!!! Would be a nice one to have year round.

The Wizard - Cologne - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
charla mckinney
The Wizard - Cologne - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Scented co-worker

Everyday this smell would suddenly appear, finally i ask what air freshener it was or essential oil being used?? Found out it was a co-worker, and i so enjoyed the scents. My son ha a beard an enjoys many colognes etc... I got him this scent, the whole collections! Now awaiting his birthday to see what he thinks!! I think your product is awesome from what I have smelled at work!!

The Highlander - Beard Butter - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Jeramie Stanley
The Highlander - Beard Butter - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
I'm the end there can be only one...

And this is the one. My favorite scent. I'm addicted to it. I'll certainly be the best smelling immortal at The Gathering.

The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Kevin
The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice

Love the scent

The Hero - Beard Conditioner - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Kevin
The Hero - Beard Conditioner - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber

The beard and conditioner is fantastic! The deodorant is the best ive ever used. Highly recommend Fable

The Sentinel - Beard Oil - Smoldering Sandalwood, Moonlit Violets, Stardusted Lingonberries
Calvin Lavayen
The Sentinel - Beard Oil - Smoldering Sandalwood, Moonlit Violets, Stardusted Lingonberries
Intoxicating

This is by far my favorite scent I’ve ever put on my face! The first time I put it on I laid in my bed and just want to live inside of my beard. It is truly an intoxicating smell and my girlfriend loves it. She just burys her face into my beard every time. Y’all need to make this a permanent scent because it doesn’t stop selling out in your store. If I could afford it I’d just buy a gallon!

The Troll - Beard Butter - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
Jason Thigpen
The Troll - Beard Butter - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
THE TROLL

Am I the Troll? While I can neither confirm nor deny this, it has often been noted that the Troll and I have never been observed in the same room at the same time.
The sandalwood/pipe smoke/oakmoss scent is heady, earthy, very present and rich, not intrusive at all.

$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
kenneth smith
$500 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
Mega Box

Exciting

World Eater - Cologne - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog
Chris Stinnett
World Eater - Cologne - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog
Love it!

Great scent! People notice! I got the deodorant first and ordered the cologne from all the compliments. Thank you for making such great scents and products!! Will be exploring more of your items!

Mystery Gift
Curtis K
Mystery Gift
Great Scent

I got the Cupid scent which is really nice smelling. My only wish is that I had gotten a different one to try because I got the same one on the previous order and I am trying to get ahold of some of the ones I don’t have. But it was free and I simply cannot complain too much. Fable is a too notch company that every small business should emulate. Thank you so much!

Fable Army Subscription Kit
Darrin Klinko
Fable Army Subscription Kit
Wrangler

I recently bought a subscription and received the Wrangler Beard oil and was blown away by its scent!❤️ so much that I bought 4 deodorant, some butter and balm! My wife loves the smell and said I’ve never smelled so good!!💯 GET SOME!

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