Once upon a time there was an angry scratchy beard that no one liked. This uncouth group of whiskers brought shame upon its owner, until one day he received a visit from the Ginger Beard Man who said he could bring happiness to the beard. The beard just curled up at the thought of happiness, but the Ginger Beard Man offered a balm and said it would make the ugly scratchy beard soft and smell good. Begrudgingly the angry beard agreed and allowed the beard balm to be applied. Slowly the beard began to soften. The hairs who once pulled away from each other began to come together in perfect harmony as a pleasing scent made those around it smile. The beard felt happiness, something it never felt before. He thanked the Ginger Beard Man and they lived happily ever after.