{"product_id":"patient-zero-beard-conditioner-tart-gummy-candy-spiced-harvest-musk-buttery-fried-dough","title":"Patient Zero - Beard Conditioner - Tart Gummy Candy, Spiced Harvest Musk, Buttery Fried Dough","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" class=\"p2\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePatient Zero – Beard Conditioner\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe First Infected. The Beginning of the End.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTart Gummy Candy | Spiced Harvest Musk | Buttery Fried Dough\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe Patient Zero Beard Conditioner is crafted around the man who started it all. Before the panic spread through the CarnEvil, before the midway descended into chaos, there was Patient Zero—the first person infected by the mysterious virus that would soon consume the carnival. Whatever he was before is disappearing quickly as the infection takes hold, transforming him into something violent, unpredictable, and no longer entirely human. Patient Zero embodies the horrifying beginning of the outbreak, the first signs of infection, and the moment the CarnEvil realizes there may be no stopping what has begun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent Profile\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🍬 \u003cstrong\u003eTart Gummy Candy\u003c\/strong\u003e – Mouth-puckering gummy candy bursting with sharp, sugary fruit sweetness\u003cbr\u003e🍎 \u003cstrong\u003eSpiced Harvest Musk\u003c\/strong\u003e – Warm harvest spices layered with rich fruit, tonka, and a dark musky finish\u003cbr\u003e🎪 \u003cstrong\u003eButtery Fried Dough\u003c\/strong\u003e – Hot, golden fried dough coated in rich buttery sweetness straight from the midway\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's Included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1 × 8 oz Beard Conditioner – Deeply hydrates, softens, and strengthens with Patient Zero's dangerously addictive carnival-inspired formula\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBenefits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDeeply moisturizes dry, coarse beard hair\u003cbr\u003eSoftens and smooths for improved manageability\u003cbr\u003eHelps reduce tangles, frizz, and breakage\u003cbr\u003eStrengthens beard hair while supporting healthy growth\u003cbr\u003eNourishes the beard and the skin beneath\u003cbr\u003eLeaves your beard feeling clean, refreshed, and comfortable\u003cbr\u003eInfuses your beard with a tart, spiced carnival fragrance that lingers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients \u0026amp; 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