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The Dogman - Funnel Cake Fireside Beard Wash

The Dogman - Funnel Cake Fireside Beard Wash

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Introducing the essence of Dogman – a fragrance that encapsulates the enigmatic allure of the half-man, half-dog phenomenon. This scent is a harmonious blend of spicy richness, accented by delicate hints of citrus and pine, perfectly crafted to warm the coldest of winter nights. Step into the embrace of Dogman, where the aroma of caramel apples and funnel cake intertwine, creating a sensation that awakens your senses and kindles the spirit.

Scent Profile - Fireside Spice, Citrus Grove, Warm Funnel Cake, and Caramel Apples

🔥 Spicy Warmth: Like a roaring fire on a crisp winter evening, the spicy notes dominate the fragrance, wrapping you in a cocoon of comforting warmth. This aspect of the scent is reminiscent of the primal fire that burns within Dogman, an embodiment of untamed energy and raw allure.

🍊 Subtle Citrus: Amidst the spice, subtle traces of citrus dance delicately, like stars glinting in the night sky. These citrus notes serve as a reminder of the wild and free nature of Dogman, evoking a sense of playfulness and vitality.

🌲 Pine Essence: A gentle breeze of pine sweeps through, recalling the tranquil stillness of a snowy forest. These notes interlace with the spicy warmth, offering a sense of balance and grounding to the fragrance, much like the harmony that exists between the human and canine sides of Dogman.

🍏 Caramel Apples and Funnel Cake: The heart of the fragrance reveals the delightful aroma of caramel apples and funnel cake, a celebration of the carnival world that Dogman inhabits. This combination adds a touch of sweetness and indulgence, symbolizing the merging of his dual nature.

Embrace the essence of Dogman and let the fragrance transport you to a realm where boundaries blur and winter's cold is replaced with an intoxicating warmth. Allow the spicy notes to awaken the primal spirit within you, while the delicate hints of citrus and pine create an intricate dance of contrasts. The fragrance of caramel apples and funnel cake serves as a testament to the duality that defines Dogman – a creature of captivating mystery, both wild and alluring, bold yet delicate.



  • Shake well and apply the desired amount to beard in shower
  • Lather
  • Rinse for a soft clean beard
  • Repeat for an amazing clean

Fable Beard Co brings to you beard products made with wizards magic! What can wizards magic do for your beard? Well, get ready for a long list of benefits. Trust me, I'm a Wizard!

Promotes beard health and strength
Seals in moisture, preventing beard itch
Moisturizes deep within the follicle, allowing optimal growth conditions
Softens beard hairs to allow for easy styling and management
Long-lasting scent to carry you through the toughest days
Reduces skin inflammation allowing for better growth

The Wizards Promise

 🌿 All-natural cold pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
😎 Free of  DHT-inhibiting ingredients
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents 8-10 hours

Ingredients: Water, Decyl Glucoside, Xanthan Gum, Aloe Vera Powder, Lauryl Betaine, Citric Acid, Phenoxyethanol, Citric Acid, Benzoic Acid, Dehydroacetic Acid, Castor Oil Sweet Almond Oil, Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil, Skin Safe Fragrance Oil

In the bustling metropolis of New York City, a new hero had emerged. He went by the name of Lightning Rod, and he had the power to control lightning at will. His ability to harness the power of the skies made him an invaluable asset to the city, and he quickly became a beloved hero to its citizens.

One day, Lightning Rod was approached by a group of businessmen who were looking to create a line of superhero-themed grooming products. They wanted Lightning Rod to endorse their line of beard products, which boasted a scent profile of Fruity Cereal, Crisp Lemon, Fresh Cherries, and Sweet Pomegranate.

At first, Lightning Rod was hesitant to attach his name to a grooming product. To his surprise, Lightning Rod found that the products were exceptional. The beard oils and balms were made with high-quality ingredients and left his beard feeling soft and conditioned. And the scents were out of this world! The Fruity Cereal scent was his favorite, with its sweet, nostalgic aroma.

As Lightning Rod began to promote the products, he noticed a strange phenomenon. Criminals seemed to be more easily apprehended when he was wearing the scent of the day. He couldn't explain it, but there was something about the fruity, fresh scent that made his lightning powers even stronger.

Soon, the police department caught wind of Lightning Rod's secret. They began to request that he wear a specific scent on days when they were expecting a high-profile arrest. And sure enough, whenever he wore the scent, the criminals seemed to be no match for him.
The beard products became a sensation, and Lightning Rod's endorsement helped to launch them into mainstream popularity. And while he continued to use them to enhance his powers, he knew that the true heroism was in the charity work that the company was doing.

With every purchase, a portion of the profits went to support programs that helped at-risk youth in the city.
As he flew through the city streets, his beard wafting the scent of Fruity Cereal, Lightning Rod knew that he was doing more than just fighting crime. He was making a difference in the world, one sweet-smelling beard at a time.

Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee

If you aren’t amazed by The Wizard's magic or the fragrance you purchased just isn't for you, we'll exchange it for another fragrance—no questions asked. Just contact The Princess

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