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The Dutchman - Beard Conditioner - Open Sea, Dark Oak Planks, Ghastly Lime & Coconut, Haunting Musk

The Dutchman - Beard Conditioner - Open Sea, Dark Oak Planks, Ghastly Lime & Coconut, Haunting Musk

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Embark on an eerie adventure with The Dutchman, a beard conditioner that captures the essence of haunted seas and ghostly strength. Once known as Captain Crimson, a fearless commander of the open sea, he has been transformed by the Warlock’s curse into The Dutchman—a ghastly figure bound to the depths of haunted waters. Imagine yourself aboard a spectral ship, the scent of dark oak planks blending with the sharpness of lime, softened by coconut and the unsettling undertone of haunting musk.

Scent Profile:

  • Open Sea: Immerse yourself in the eerie, vast scent of the open sea, a fragrance that evokes the spirit of ghostly voyages and cursed waters.
  • Dark Oak Planks: Experience the deep and robust qualities of dark oak planks, adding a touch of haunted elegance to your grooming routine.
  • Ghastly Lime & Coconut: Revel in the sharp and eerie aroma of lime softened by coconut, a scent that symbolizes The Dutchman’s cursed existence, perfectly complementing your daily rituals.
  • Haunting Musk: Enjoy the complex, ghostly fragrance of haunting musk, enhancing the dark mystery of this unique blend.

The Dutchman is more than just a scent; it's an invitation to embrace the eerie spirit of a cursed mariner. Cursed by the Warlock's spell, Captain Crimson's once noble command of the seas has turned into a spectral legend. Crafted with premium ingredients, this unique blend not only tames and conditions your beard but also transports you to a world of ghostly mystery and timeless strength.

Whether you're envisioning haunted voyages or simply looking to add a touch of eerie charm to your daily routine, The Dutchman is your perfect companion. Unleash the ghostly spirit of Captain Crimson's transformation with Fable Beard Co.'s The Dutchman and let your beard journey begin.

Benefits:

  • Promotes Beard Health and Strength: Ensures a healthy, robust beard.
  • Seals in Moisture: Prevents beard itch by locking in moisture.
  • Deep Moisturization: Nourishes deep within the follicle, allowing optimal growth conditions.
  • Softens Beard Hairs: Allows for easy styling and management.
  • Long-Lasting Scent: Keeps you smelling great throughout the toughest days.
  • Reduces Skin Inflammation: Supports better beard growth.

The Wizard's Promise:

🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)

Directions:

  1. Apply the desired amount to your beard in the shower.
  2. Wait 5 minutes.
  3. Rinse for a clean, soft beard!

Ingredients/Benefits:

  • Water: Essential for life.
  • Aloe Vera: Prevents skin irritation & repairs dead skin cells.
  • Cetearyl Alcohol: Natural emollient, softens hair, & heals dry skin.
  • Coco-Glucoside: Natural hair and skin cleanser derived from coconut.
  • Shea Butter: Moisturizes hair, boosts collagen, and helps cell regeneration.
  • BTMS: Natural plant-derived mild surfactant & conditioning agent.
  • Xanthan Gum: Natural thickener.
  • Sunflower Oil: High in fatty acids & deeply nourishing.
  • Olive Oil: Moisturizes hair & prevents skin irritation.
  • Avocado Oil: Rich in oleic acid & moisturizing hair penetrator.
  • Wheat Germ Oil: Rich in Vitamin B to promote growth.
  • Castor Oil: High in vitamin E and omega 6 fatty acids, excellent for conditioning.
  • Coconut Oil: Adds shine, softness, and helps prevent hair breakage.
  • Sweet Almond Oil: Sealant and beard protector.
  • Argan Oil: Antioxidant, UV protector, high in Vitamin E.
  • Jojoba Oil: Promotes beard strength and is rich in vitamins and minerals.
  • Silver Dihydrogen Citrate: Antimicrobial preservative.
  • Citric Acid: Natural pH balancer and preservative.
  • Lactic Acid: Natural preservative.
  • Tocopherol: Vitamin E.
  • Decyl Glucoside: Natural mild surfactant.
  • Lauryl Betaine: Natural mild surfactant.
  • Benzoic Acid: Natural stabilizer and preservative.
  • Dehydroacetic Acid: Natural preservative.
  • Fragrance Oil: Skin-safe and meets all IFRA standards.

Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee:

If you aren’t amazed by The Wizard's magic or the fragrance you purchased just isn't for you, we'll exchange it for another fragrance—no questions asked.

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      Scallywag (Avon, US)
      Fantastic Scent!

      I was very concerned, because I love Captain Crimson, but this scent knocks it out of the park. I hope the Dutchman makes a return every Fall. GRAB THIS SCENT!

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