The Poisoner - Beard Oil - Spiked Bourbon, Aged Barrels, Deadly Apples, Toxic Spices
The Poisoner - Beard Oil - Spiked Bourbon, Aged Barrels, Deadly Apples, Toxic Spices
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Embark on a spooky adventure with The Poisoner, a beard oil that captures the essence of dark enchantments and sinister strength. Once known as The Distiller, a master of exquisite brews, he has been transformed by the Warlock’s curse into a sinister figure. Imagine yourself in a haunted field, the scent of spiked bourbon blending with the rich aroma of aged barrels, and the deadly fragrance of toxic spices surrounding you.
Scent Profile:
- Spiked Bourbon: Immerse yourself in the rich, warm scent of spiked bourbon, a fragrance that evokes the spirit of forbidden potions and dark revelry.
- Aged Barrels: Experience the deep and robust qualities of aged barrels, adding a touch of sinister elegance to your grooming routine.
- Deadly Apples: Revel in the crisp, dangerous aroma of deadly apples, a scent that symbolizes the toxic allure of The Poisoner, perfectly complementing your daily rituals.
- Toxic Spices: Enjoy the complex, haunting fragrance of toxic spices, enhancing the dark mystery of this unique blend.
The Poisoner is more than just a scent; it's an invitation to embrace the sinister spirit of dark magic. Cursed by the Warlock's spell, The Distiller's once pure craft has turned to sinister alchemy. Crafted with premium ingredients, this unique blend not only tames and conditions your beard but also transports you to a world of eerie mystery and timeless strength.
Whether you're envisioning haunted fields or simply looking to add a touch of sinister charm to your daily routine, The Poisoner is your perfect companion. Unleash the dark spirit of forbidden magic with Fable Beard Co.'s The Poisoner and let your beard journey begin.
Benefits:
- Promotes Beard Health and Strength: Ensures a healthy, robust beard.
- Seals in Moisture: Prevents beard itch by locking in moisture.
- Deep Moisturization: Nourishes deep within the follicle, allowing optimal growth conditions.
- Softens Beard Hairs: Allows for easy styling and management.
- Long-Lasting Scent: Keeps you smelling great throughout the toughest days.
- Reduces Skin Inflammation: Supports better beard growth.
The Wizard's Promise:
- 🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
- 💯 Free of damaging phthalates
- 🇺🇸 Made in the USA
- 👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
- 💧 Dropper Top
Ingredients:
- Castor Oil: High in vitamin E and omega-6 fatty acids, excellent for conditioning.
- Coconut Oil: Adds shine, softness, and helps prevent hair breakage.
- Sweet Almond Oil: Acts as a sealant and beard protector.
- Argan Oil: Anti-oxidant, UV protector, high in vitamin E.
- Jojoba Oil: Promotes beard strength and is rich in vitamins and minerals.
- Fragrance Oil: Skin-safe and meets IFRA standards.
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee:
If you aren’t amazed by The Wizard's magic or the fragrance you purchased just isn't for you, we'll exchange it for another fragrance—no questions asked.
I love how you get the perfect blend of apple and bourbon. It definitely lasts awhile in the beard as well.
Super great smell that stays with me all day. Was wanting a scent that reminded me of fall as the seasons are starting to change. With the price and options this is becoming my favorite beard company
This sent smells so good. I can't get enough of this one as well. It's perfect for fall! Definitely try it out.
YOUR BEARD’S QUEST REWARDED!
With Fable Beard Co, you’re looking at a beard that’s lightweight, non-greasy, and stays moisturized. A little goes a long way, and your beard? Well, it’s about to become the stuff of legends!
YOUR BEARD’S QUEST REWARDED!
With Fable Beard Co, you’re looking at a beard that’s lightweight, non-greasy, and stays moisturized. A little goes a long way, and your beard? Well, it’s about to become the stuff of legends!
YOUR BEARD’S QUEST REWARDED!
With Fable Beard Co, you’re looking at a beard that’s lightweight, non-greasy, and stays moisturized. A little goes a long way, and your beard? Well, it’s about to become the stuff of legends!
YOUR BEARD’S QUEST REWARDED!
With Fable Beard Co, you’re looking at a beard that’s lightweight, non-greasy, and stays moisturized. A little goes a long way, and your beard? Well, it’s about to become the stuff of legends!
FAQ
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Why do I need anything for my beard at all?
Maybe you’re thinking, “I don’t need anything for my beard,” but beards shouldn't be itchy, dandruffy, or, let's be honest, simply lackluster.
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Am I manly enough for beard care?
Yes. It’s a worthwhile sidequest to invest in a little daily routine just for you! As an additional plus, we often hear, “I love it, but she loves it more.”
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Will this make my beard less sparse or spotty?
Maybe in the past, you were promised a Rapunzel length beard and got scammed. Don’t worry, snake oil isn’t on our offering list. Frankly that’s a false promise 99% of the time you see it. But, your beard will look fuller, be moisturized for easier combing & cleaning, and smell incredible for hours.
Here’s a quick rundown of what makes our potions extraordinary:
AII-Natural Alchemy
Crafted from cold-pressed oils, our elixirs work in harmony with your beard, imbuing it with vitality and strength!
Brewed in the USA
Yep, every drop is all American-made right here, where freedom and beards go hand in hand!
Phthalate Houdini
Our potions are untainted by harmful phthalates, ensuring your beard remains pure and untarnished!
Scent Swagger
Our scents linger for 8-10 hours, making sure you smell as
legendary as your beard looks. Some call it sorcery!
THE WIZARDS PROMISE
No matter where in your beard journey you're at. If you’re not smell struck with Fable Beard Co, contact us within 90 days of purchase and we’ll work some magic to make it right!
Ingredients
Beard Oil
- Castor Oil - High in vitamin E and omega 6 fatty acids, excellent for conditioning.
- Coconut Oil - Adds shine, softness, and helps prevent hair breakage
- Sweet Almond Oil -Sealant and beard protector
- Argan Oil - Anti-Oxidant, UV Protector, High in Vitamin E
- Jojoba Oil - Promotes beard strength and rich in vitamins and mineral
- Skin Safe Fragrance Oil - Meets all IFRA Safety Standards
BEWARE!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but our enchanted elixirs don’t stay on the shelves for long (especially if they’re a limited edition!). Time’s ticking, and your beard deserves to experience the magic. Don’t be the guy who waits too long, only to find out it’s all gone!