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The Thin Man - Beard Conditioner - Misty Forest Air, Evergreen Trees, Bone-Chilling Mint, & Earthy Musk

The Thin Man - Beard Conditioner - Misty Forest Air, Evergreen Trees, Bone-Chilling Mint, & Earthy Musk

Regular price $ 24.99 USD
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Embark on an eerie adventure with The Thin Man, a beard conditioner that captures the essence of misty forests and haunting strength. Once a whispered legend, The Thin Man has been summoned by the Warlock’s dark magic, bringing a chilling presence to the land of Boron. Imagine yourself wandering through a spectral forest, the scent of evergreen trees blending with the sharpness of bone-chilling mint, softened by the earthy undertone of haunting musk.

Scent Profile:

  • Misty Forest Air: Immerse yourself in the crisp, mysterious scent of misty forests, a fragrance that evokes the spirit of hidden paths and unseen dangers.
  • Evergreen Trees: Experience the fresh and invigorating qualities of evergreen trees, adding a touch of natural strength to your grooming routine.
  • Bone-Chilling Mint: Revel in the sharp and cooling aroma of bone-chilling mint, a scent that symbolizes The Thin Man’s icy presence, perfectly complementing your daily rituals.
  • Earthy Musk: Enjoy the deep, grounding fragrance of earthy musk, enhancing the haunting mystery of this unique blend.

The Thin Man is more than just a scent; it's an invitation to embrace the eerie presence of a dark legend. Summoned by the Warlock's spell, The Thin Man roams the land, spreading his chilling aura wherever he goes. Crafted with premium ingredients, this unique blend not only tames and conditions your beard but also transports you to a world of haunting mystery and timeless strength.

Whether you're envisioning eerie adventures through haunted forests or simply looking to add a touch of mysterious charm to your daily routine, The Thin Man is your perfect companion. Unleash the chilling spirit of The Thin Man’s summoning with Fable Beard Co.'s The Thin Man and let your beard journey begin.

Benefits:

  • Promotes Beard Health and Strength: Ensures a healthy, robust beard.
  • Seals in Moisture: Prevents beard itch by locking in moisture.
  • Deep Moisturization: Nourishes deep within the follicle, allowing optimal growth conditions.
  • Softens Beard Hairs: Allows for easy styling and management.
  • Long-Lasting Scent: Keeps you smelling great throughout the toughest days.
  • Reduces Skin Inflammation: Supports better beard growth.

The Wizard's Promise:

  • 🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
  • 💯 Free of damaging phthalates
  • 🇺🇸 Made in the USA
  • 👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)

Directions:

  • Apply the desired amount to your beard in the shower.
  • Wait 5 minutes.
  • Rinse for a clean, soft beard!

Ingredients/Benefits:

  • Water: Essential for life.
  • Aloe Vera: Prevents skin irritation and repairs dead skin cells.
  • Cetearyl Alcohol: Natural emollient, softens hair, and heals dry skin.
  • Coco-Glucoside: Natural hair and skin cleanser derived from coconut.
  • Shea Butter: Moisturizes hair, boosts collagen, and helps cell regeneration.
  • BTMS: Natural plant-derived mild surfactant and conditioning agent.
  • Xanthan Gum: Natural thickener.
  • Sunflower Oil: High in fatty acids and deeply nourishing.
  • Olive Oil: Moisturizes hair and prevents skin irritation.
  • Avocado Oil: Rich in oleic acid and a moisturizing hair penetrator.
  • Wheat Germ Oil: Rich in Vitamin B to promote growth.
  • Castor Oil: High in vitamin E and omega 6 fatty acids, excellent for conditioning.
  • Coconut Oil: Adds shine, softness, and helps prevent hair breakage.
  • Sweet Almond Oil: Sealant and beard protector.
  • Argan Oil: Antioxidant, UV protector, high in Vitamin E.
  • Jojoba Oil: Promotes beard strength and is rich in vitamins and minerals.
  • Silver Dihydrogen Citrate: Antimicrobial preservative.
  • Citric Acid: Natural pH balancer and preservative.
  • Lactic Acid: Natural preservative.
  • Tocopherol: Vitamin E.
  • Decyl Glucoside: Natural mild surfactant.
  • Lauryl Betaine: Natural mild surfactant.
  • Benzoic Acid: Natural stabilizer and preservative.
  • Dehydroacetic Acid: Natural preservative.
  • Fragrance Oil: Skin-safe and meets all IFRA standards.

Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee:

If you aren’t amazed by The Wizard's magic or the fragrance you purchased just isn't for you, we'll exchange it for another fragrance—no questions asked.

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      This is the scent I’ve been waiting for… I wish it was main line and not only seasonal. This will turn your shower into a spa!

      If you’ve ever gotten an MVP Haircut at Sports Clips this smells like the shampoo and hot towel treatment. Don’t let the evergreen and mint scare you… this is not a Christmas scent. Think a super fresh shampoo (almost tea tree in nature). The misty forest air is the hero here.

      You wear this scent year round and just be mellow and relaxed the whole time. If this is what thin man smells like he can take me.

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