Fable Beard Co.
The Thin Man - Beard Oil - Misty Forest Air, Evergreen Trees, Bone-Chilling Mint, & Earthy Musk
The Thin Man - Beard Oil - Misty Forest Air, Evergreen Trees, Bone-Chilling Mint, & Earthy Musk
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Embark on a spooky adventure with The Thin Man, a beard oil that captures the essence of misty forests and chilling strength. Once a mere legend, The Thin Man has been summoned by the Warlock’s dark magic, bringing an eerie presence to the land of Boron. Imagine yourself wandering through a spectral forest, the scent of evergreen trees blending with the sharpness of bone-chilling mint, softened by earthy musk, and the unsettling undertone of misty air surrounding you.
Scent Profile:
- Misty Forest Air: Immerse yourself in the crisp, mysterious scent of misty forests, a fragrance that evokes the spirit of hidden paths and unseen dangers.
- Evergreen Trees: Experience the fresh and invigorating qualities of evergreen trees, adding a touch of natural strength to your grooming routine.
- Bone-Chilling Mint: Revel in the sharp and chilling aroma of mint, a scent that symbolizes The Thin Man’s haunting presence, perfectly complementing your daily rituals.
- Earthy Musk: Enjoy the deep, grounding fragrance of earthy musk, enhancing the dark mystery of this unique blend.
The Thin Man is more than just a scent; it's an invitation to embrace the eerie spirit of a dark legend. Summoned by the Warlock's spell, The Thin Man roams the land, spreading his chilling aura wherever he goes. Crafted with premium ingredients, this unique blend not only tames and conditions your beard but also transports you to a world of haunting mystery and timeless strength.
Whether you're envisioning eerie adventures through haunted forests or simply looking to add a touch of spooky charm to your daily routine, The Thin Man is your perfect companion. Unleash the chilling spirit of The Thin Man’s summoning with Fable Beard Co.'s The Thin Man and let your beard journey begin.
Benefits:
- Promotes Beard Health and Strength: Ensures a healthy, robust beard.
- Seals in Moisture: Prevents beard itch by locking in moisture.
- Deep Moisturization: Nourishes deep within the follicle, allowing optimal growth conditions.
- Softens Beard Hairs: Allows for easy styling and management.
- Long-Lasting Scent: Keeps you smelling great throughout the toughest days.
- Reduces Skin Inflammation: Supports better beard growth.
The Wizard's Promise:
- 🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
- 💯 Free of damaging phthalates
- 🇺🇸 Made in the USA
- 👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
- 💧 Dropper Top
Ingredients:
- Castor Oil: High in vitamin E and omega-6 fatty acids, excellent for conditioning.
- Coconut Oil: Adds shine, softness, and helps prevent hair breakage.
- Sweet Almond Oil: Acts as a sealant and beard protector.
- Argan Oil: Antioxidant, UV protector, high in vitamin E.
- Jojoba Oil: Promotes beard strength and is rich in vitamins and minerals.
- Fragrance Oil: Skin-safe and meets IFRA standards.
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee:
If you aren’t amazed by The Wizard's magic or the fragrance you purchased just isn't for you, we'll exchange it for another fragrance—no questions asked.
Absolutely love it. Smells like a haunted forest.
As the title states, the thin man is an excellent scent, like walking into a pine forest with just a touch of mint. The only reason I don’t like this one is because the scent only lasted a few minutes for me and then disappeared, unlike most fable scents that last all day. It still gets 5 stars because it is the same amazing quality product I love from Fable. I just wish the scent lasted longer.
This is the scent I’ve been waiting for… I wish it was main line and not only seasonal.
If you’ve ever gotten an MVP Haircut at Sports Clips this smells like the shampoo and hot towel treatment. Don’t let the evergreen and mint scare you… this is not a Christmas scent. Think a super fresh shampoo (almost tea tree in nature). The misty forest air is the hero here.
You wear this scent year round and just be mellow and relaxed the whole time. If this is what thin man smells like he can take me.
YOUR BEARD’S QUEST REWARDED!
With Fable Beard Co, you’re looking at a beard that’s lightweight, non-greasy, and stays moisturized. A little goes a long way, and your beard? Well, it’s about to become the stuff of legends!
YOUR BEARD’S QUEST REWARDED!
With Fable Beard Co, you’re looking at a beard that’s lightweight, non-greasy, and stays moisturized. A little goes a long way, and your beard? Well, it’s about to become the stuff of legends!
YOUR BEARD’S QUEST REWARDED!
With Fable Beard Co, you’re looking at a beard that’s lightweight, non-greasy, and stays moisturized. A little goes a long way, and your beard? Well, it’s about to become the stuff of legends!
YOUR BEARD’S QUEST REWARDED!
With Fable Beard Co, you’re looking at a beard that’s lightweight, non-greasy, and stays moisturized. A little goes a long way, and your beard? Well, it’s about to become the stuff of legends!
FAQ
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Why do I need anything for my beard at all?
Maybe you’re thinking, “I don’t need anything for my beard,” but beards shouldn't be itchy, dandruffy, or, let's be honest, simply lackluster.
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Am I manly enough for beard care?
Yes. It’s a worthwhile sidequest to invest in a little daily routine just for you! As an additional plus, we often hear, “I love it, but she loves it more.”
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Will this make my beard less sparse or spotty?
Maybe in the past, you were promised a Rapunzel length beard and got scammed. Don’t worry, snake oil isn’t on our offering list. Frankly that’s a false promise 99% of the time you see it. But, your beard will look fuller, be moisturized for easier combing & cleaning, and smell incredible for hours.
Here’s a quick rundown of what makes our potions extraordinary:
AII-Natural Alchemy
Crafted from cold-pressed oils, our elixirs work in harmony with your beard, imbuing it with vitality and strength!
Brewed in the USA
Yep, every drop is all American-made right here, where freedom and beards go hand in hand!
Phthalate Houdini
Our potions are untainted by harmful phthalates, ensuring your beard remains pure and untarnished!
Scent Swagger
Our scents linger for 8-10 hours, making sure you smell as
legendary as your beard looks. Some call it sorcery!
THE WIZARDS PROMISE
As the Wizard behind our small brand – I care deeply about our customers
No matter where in your beard journey you're at. If you’re not smell struck with Fable Beard Co, contact us within 90 days of purchase and we’ll work some magic to make it right!
Ingredients
Beard Oil
- Castor Oil - High in vitamin E and omega 6 fatty acids, excellent for conditioning.
- Coconut Oil - Adds shine, softness, and helps prevent hair breakage
- Sweet Almond Oil -Sealant and beard protector
- Argan Oil - Anti-Oxidant, UV Protector, High in Vitamin E
- Jojoba Oil - Promotes beard strength and rich in vitamins and mineral
- Skin Safe Fragrance Oil - Meets all IFRA Safety Standards
BEWARE!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but our enchanted elixirs don’t stay on the shelves for long (especially if they’re a limited edition!). Time’s ticking, and your beard deserves to experience the magic. Don’t be the guy who waits too long, only to find out it’s all gone!
