Beard Master Beard Wash

Beard Master – Beard Wash
Rule the Midway. Feed the Fear. Wear the Crown.

Aged Leather | Killer Bee Honey | Cursed Apple Trees

The Beard Master Beard Wash is crafted for the man who reigns over the CarnEvil with terrifying authority. Feared by performers and visitors alike, he is the sinister mastermind pulling the strings behind every twisted attraction. Beneath his imposing beard and commanding presence lies a ruthless ruler who thrives on chaos, feeding nightmares with every passing night. Every scream echoes through his kingdom, every shadow answers to his command, and every lost soul becomes another part of his ever-growing legend. The Beard Master embodies power, intimidation, and the dark magic that keeps the CarnEvil alive.

Scent Profile

🧥 Aged Leather – Weathered leather with bold, commanding depth
🐝 Killer Bee Honey – Dark wild honey with dangerously sweet richness
🍎 Cursed Apple Trees – Crisp haunted orchard apples with eerie woodland character

What's Included

1 × 8 oz Beard Wash – Gently cleanses away dirt, oil, and buildup while nourishing your beard with Beard Master's sinister carnival-inspired formula

Benefits

Gently removes dirt, oil, and daily buildup
Cleanses without stripping away natural moisture
Helps soften coarse beard hair for improved manageability
Supports a cleaner, healthier-looking beard
Refreshes both beard and the skin beneath
Leaves your beard feeling clean, hydrated, and revitalized
Infuses your beard with a dark, haunting carnival fragrance that lingers

Ingredients & Benefits

Water – Clean, effective base for a refreshing cleanse
Decyl Glucoside – Gentle coconut-derived cleanser that removes dirt and buildup without over-drying
Xanthan Gum – Creates a smooth, even lather for easy application
Aloe Vera Powder – Calms and soothes both beard and skin
Lauryl Betaine – Deep cleans while remaining gentle on the skin
Citric Acid – Helps balance pH for a healthier-looking, shinier beard
Castor Oil – Strengthens beard hair and supports a fuller appearance
Sweet Almond Oil – Softens and nourishes for improved manageability
Coconut Oil – Helps lock in moisture and protect against dryness
Jojoba Oil – Conditions beard hair from root to tip while supporting skin health
Argan Oil – Adds natural luster, softness, and smoothness
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and thoughtfully blended

Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee

If Beard Master doesn't leave your beard feeling clean, refreshed, and worthy of ruling the CarnEvil, we'll make it right—no questions asked.

Rule the midway.
Become the nightmare.

Only from Fable Beard Co. — Where Every Beard Has A Story.