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Fable Army Subscription

Fable Army Subscription

  • New Scent Every Month!
  • Exclusive Character Art
  • Pause or Cancel Anytime

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🎄 The Decorator
Monthly Scent Feature

Every holiday season, one brave soul rises before dawn, battles tangled lights, scales rooftops, and assembles an entire winter wonderland fueled solely by cold coffee and sheer dad determination. He is The Decorator—the unsung hero of holiday cheer, held together by extension cords, zip ties, and the fading hope that this year the lights won’t be knotted.

But the season always wins.

Now, after wrestling inflatable snowmen, deciphering cryptic ornament hooks, and surviving three separate trips to the attic, The Decorator emerges—exhausted, triumphant, and draped in the warm, cozy aromas of a home finally ready for Christmas. His scent tells the whole story: comforting, nostalgic, and just a little bit overworked.

Each weary step through the living room fills the air with simmering apples, creamy nog, citrus simmer pots, and the clove-spiced magic of a house glowing under holiday lights. This isn’t chaos—it’s tradition. And he wouldn’t trade it for anything.

🕯 Scent Profile – The Decorator
🍎 Simmering Red Apples – Warm and homey, like a pot bubbling on the stove
🥛 Creamy Egg Nog – Smooth, festive richness with a holiday hug
🍊 Steeped Citrus – Bright, zesty notes from the stovetop simmer
🌿 Clove – Spiced warmth that fills the house (and covers dad’s stress)

Dare to embrace the spirit of The Decorator—where holiday exhaustion smells absolutely magical.

What You Get!
Choose from the following:
• 1 oz Beard Oil
• 4 oz Beard Butter
• 2 oz Beard Balm
• 8 oz Conditioning Beard Wash (Co-Wash)
• 8 oz Beard Wash
• Deodorant
• Cologne

Or, upgrade to the Collector’s Edition, featuring a bonus 8.5x11 Art Print—celebrating every dad who’s ever conquered the Christmas chaos.

A New Character Every Month!
At Fable Beard Co., each month brings a bold new legend to life. Our community helps shape these one-of-a-kind characters, and once the lights go out, the legend slips back into holiday myth. Collect. Celebrate. Repeat.

New characters debut on the 26th of every month. Subscriptions bill on the day of purchase and renew monthly unless canceled.

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