Beard Washes

Tired of crumbs, itchy skin, or a sad and oily-looking wiry beard? Let the Wizard magic up his legendary beard wash in all the lands, turning your beard woes into a thing of the past. 

Best Beard Washes!

"Behind every great adventurer is a group of great friends, and behind every glorious beard should be great skin," you hear a man tell you as he welcomes you to the front of his infamous distillery. Scents of finely aged white-oak barrels and with aging spirits, notes of vanilla, mulled spices, and bourbon entices you in the air, as well as the merry discourse and singing happening within the distillery itself. 

He can't help but notice your admiration of his full, luxurious and gleaming beard, which he points to with another smile. "It is true! Why I use only the best beard wash to keep my beard and skin soft and healthy. Have you not heard of beard wash?" 

When you shake your head no, the Distiller's eyebrows climb upward in shock. "Why, t'is the legendary Fable Beard Co.'s beard wash I use, friend, to keep the dry skin, itchiness, and dirt away." He looks behind him on the many shelves of fine bottles, pulling a distinctive one and setting it down before you.  "Here, then! A sample near and dear to my heart, named aptly after me. 

"This magical elixir will promote your whisker growth, strengthen your beard hair, seals in moisture to prevent pesky beard itch, softens it, and carries a long-lasting scent for long eight to ten hour days." 

You thank him in wonder, picking up the bottle to read the label: Beard Wash, Fabled Beard Co., The Distiller, and cannot wait to try this legendary best beard wash for yourself. The label informs you that this wash is created with all-natural cold-pressed oils, free of the evil phthalates and DHT-inhibiting ingredients, will reduce skin irritation, moisturizes, and promotes healthier, better beard growth. 

You also note the label tells you that Fable has a risk-free guarantee and that should you not like the fragrance or aren't amazed by the beard wash, you can write a letter to The Princess at customerservice@fablebeard.com, and it will be exchanged, no questions asked! 

You thank the Distiller profusely, excitement at the prospect of a glorious, soft, and healthy beard."

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The Grower - Beard Oil - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Tony L.
The Grower - Beard Oil - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Fantastic

The grower and the wolf are wonderful scents, my beard looks and feels like the glory of a victorious battle, a win earned righteously. It’s gives me the kind of confidence an ugly man needs, to mask the homeliness of my shorn face with such a masterpiece of controlled, chaotic spiraling hair, made only tame by the grower and the wolf’s fabled wisdom and majesty. Thank you.

The Crusader - Beard Balm - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Shaun Parker
The Crusader - Beard Balm - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Nice relaxing scent

Very nice lavender scent. I love to use it in the evening.

The Djinn - Beard Conditioner - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Jaimie
The Djinn - Beard Conditioner - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood

Smells like dragons blood. Pretty strong too!

The Jazzman - Beard Butter - Smooth Old-Fashioned, Orange Peel, Clean Musk
Steven Sylvester
The Jazzman - Beard Butter - Smooth Old-Fashioned, Orange Peel, Clean Musk
Softens the beard while smelling great

I love using Jazzman Beard Butter. It’s softens my wiry beard beard with the added bonus of smelling great. And I get extra attention and compliments from my wife.

The Highlander - Beard Oil - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Jessica James
The Highlander - Beard Oil - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
The highlander

One of my husbands favorites! Smells great, makes the beard feel great like all of the products!

The Bard - Beard Butter - Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
jason ewing
The Bard - Beard Butter - Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
The Bard is a winner

I was hoping that this scent would smell like black spiced rum because I really enjoy it. And since dark rum is in the profile I took a chance and ordered. I was not disappointed. Bard smells just like black spiced rum. I can pick up on the saltiness and sweetness in the scent. Awesome!

The Grower - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Tyler
The Grower - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber

Hands down, the cream of the crop, I have not found another beard oil that smell as good as this nor a beard butter that has left my beard softer. If you’re looking for a safe combo to start with, THIS IS IT! 10 STARS

Father Time - Beard Oil - Musky Ambergris, Earthy Moss, Coconut Milk, and Ripe Apricot
Travis
Father Time - Beard Oil - Musky Ambergris, Earthy Moss, Coconut Milk, and Ripe Apricot

I love the scent as much as I love the moisturizing effect of this oil.

The Troll - Beard Oil - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
Tyler
The Troll - Beard Oil - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air

Unique smell, my wife loves it, I’m still on the fence. Still, a top notch oil.

The Hero - Beard Oil - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Tyler
The Hero - Beard Oil - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber

Great smelling scent, top quality beard oil!

The Hero - Deodorant - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Travis
The Hero - Deodorant - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber

Love the scent and effectiveness!

The Leprechaun - Beard Butter - Green Clover, Fresh Rosemary, Black Pepper, and Irish Mist
Tristan Stuffle
The Leprechaun - Beard Butter - Green Clover, Fresh Rosemary, Black Pepper, and Irish Mist
Great sent

Great smells to condition my beard

Mystery Gift
Charles Wooters
Mystery Gift
The Countdown

Very fresh and vibrant. Was very pleased with this scent. Definitely a spring and summer scent or on a trip to your favorite vineyard.

The Leprechaun - Beard Oil - Green Clover, Fresh Rosemary, Black Pepper, and Irish Mist
Tristan Stuffle
The Leprechaun - Beard Oil - Green Clover, Fresh Rosemary, Black Pepper, and Irish Mist
Great sent

It's my personal favorite and I think it's a great smell

Mystery Gift
Sean M.
Mystery Gift
Excellent Mystery Gift

I received The Countdown beard oil. It was a complete unknown to me. It has quickly become one of my favorite beard oil scents. Many thanks!

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