Beard Washes

Tired of crumbs, itchy skin, or a sad and oily-looking wiry beard? Let the Wizard magic up his legendary beard wash in all the lands, turning your beard woes into a thing of the past. 

Best Beard Washes!

"Behind every great adventurer is a group of great friends, and behind every glorious beard should be great skin," you hear a man tell you as he welcomes you to the front of his infamous distillery. Scents of finely aged white-oak barrels and with aging spirits, notes of vanilla, mulled spices, and bourbon entices you in the air, as well as the merry discourse and singing happening within the distillery itself. 

He can't help but notice your admiration of his full, luxurious and gleaming beard, which he points to with another smile. "It is true! Why I use only the best beard wash to keep my beard and skin soft and healthy. Have you not heard of beard wash?" 

When you shake your head no, the Distiller's eyebrows climb upward in shock. "Why, t'is the legendary Fable Beard Co.'s beard wash I use, friend, to keep the dry skin, itchiness, and dirt away." He looks behind him on the many shelves of fine bottles, pulling a distinctive one and setting it down before you.  "Here, then! A sample near and dear to my heart, named aptly after me. 

"This magical elixir will promote your whisker growth, strengthen your beard hair, seals in moisture to prevent pesky beard itch, softens it, and carries a long-lasting scent for long eight to ten hour days." 

You thank him in wonder, picking up the bottle to read the label: Beard Wash, Fabled Beard Co., The Distiller, and cannot wait to try this legendary best beard wash for yourself. The label informs you that this wash is created with all-natural cold-pressed oils, free of the evil phthalates and DHT-inhibiting ingredients, will reduce skin irritation, moisturizes, and promotes healthier, better beard growth. 

You also note the label tells you that Fable has a risk-free guarantee and that should you not like the fragrance or aren't amazed by the beard wash, you can write a letter to The Princess at customerservice@fablebeard.com, and it will be exchanged, no questions asked! 

You thank the Distiller profusely, excitement at the prospect of a glorious, soft, and healthy beard."

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The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Cologne
Chris Stinnett
The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Cologne
Awesome

The best! I love wearing this. People at work love it! It’s so nice! Thank you!!

Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Steve Dickey
Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Beard oil

It's a great product very happy with it

Dr. Wolf - Beard Butter - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Justin
Dr. Wolf - Beard Butter - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany

It smells AMAZING and left my face and beard feeling great, soft and smooth as I always get with Fable products.

The Warlock - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
Michael Slowik
The Warlock - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
Damn fine products!

All I can say is I'm impressed. Tried many other companies products and Fable is just better. Scents last longer, less greasy feelings using the oil, and balm, and just better all the way around. Will order more soon!

Dr. Wolf - Beard Butter - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Johnny DePlato
Dr. Wolf - Beard Butter - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Dr Wolf

Smells amazing!!

The Troll - Beard Oil - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
James Davie
The Troll - Beard Oil - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
Great oil!

Smells awesome, not overpowering. Wish I discovered Fable Beard Co sooner!

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Ronald
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Solar flare smells like fruit punch to me personally, but fortunately, I love the smell of punch. It's one of the best scents so far

The Druid - Beard Balm - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot
Richard Baker
The Druid - Beard Balm - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot

The Druid - Beard Balm - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot

The Cartographer - Beard Oil - Galactic Espresso Grounds, Celestial Workshop, Crimson Starfruit
Wayne Wilson
The Cartographer - Beard Oil - Galactic Espresso Grounds, Celestial Workshop, Crimson Starfruit
Amazing!

As always, the Fable delivers with another phenomenal scent profile! This one is sweet and sophisticated - perfectly mixed.

The Marksman - Beard Butter - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Raymond
The Marksman - Beard Butter - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber

Awesomeness

Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Gerald
Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany

I absolutely love the aroma of this beard oil. I haven’t come across any other yhat smells amazing as this one. Im glad I bought two of them for my first order ever. I definitely will buy more so my beard will always lools and smell Fabulous.

The Imposter - Deodorant - Italian Bergamot, Exotic Heliotrope, Smokey Bourbon, Extraterrestrial Oak
T.S.
The Imposter - Deodorant - Italian Bergamot, Exotic Heliotrope, Smokey Bourbon, Extraterrestrial Oak

Smells and works great!

The Warlock - Deodorant - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
James
The Warlock - Deodorant - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
The Warlock

This has a sweet cherry scent I think this is one of my favorite scent 10 out 10 👍

The Hero - Beard Balm - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Ethan
The Hero - Beard Balm - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Great scent

Lives up to the name.

The Imagineer - Beard Oil - Roasted Marshmallow, Citrus Flash, and Warm Sandalwood
Clay Measel
The Imagineer - Beard Oil - Roasted Marshmallow, Citrus Flash, and Warm Sandalwood
Awesome smell goods

My wife and I both love your products.

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