Beard Washes

Tired of crumbs, itchy skin, or a sad and oily-looking wiry beard? Let the Wizard magic up his legendary beard wash in all the lands, turning your beard woes into a thing of the past. 

Best Beard Washes!

"Behind every great adventurer is a group of great friends, and behind every glorious beard should be great skin," you hear a man tell you as he welcomes you to the front of his infamous distillery. Scents of finely aged white-oak barrels and with aging spirits, notes of vanilla, mulled spices, and bourbon entices you in the air, as well as the merry discourse and singing happening within the distillery itself. 

He can't help but notice your admiration of his full, luxurious and gleaming beard, which he points to with another smile. "It is true! Why I use only the best beard wash to keep my beard and skin soft and healthy. Have you not heard of beard wash?" 

When you shake your head no, the Distiller's eyebrows climb upward in shock. "Why, t'is the legendary Fable Beard Co.'s beard wash I use, friend, to keep the dry skin, itchiness, and dirt away." He looks behind him on the many shelves of fine bottles, pulling a distinctive one and setting it down before you.  "Here, then! A sample near and dear to my heart, named aptly after me. 

"This magical elixir will promote your whisker growth, strengthen your beard hair, seals in moisture to prevent pesky beard itch, softens it, and carries a long-lasting scent for long eight to ten hour days." 

You thank him in wonder, picking up the bottle to read the label: Beard Wash, Fabled Beard Co., The Distiller, and cannot wait to try this legendary best beard wash for yourself. The label informs you that this wash is created with all-natural cold-pressed oils, free of the evil phthalates and DHT-inhibiting ingredients, will reduce skin irritation, moisturizes, and promotes healthier, better beard growth. 

You also note the label tells you that Fable has a risk-free guarantee and that should you not like the fragrance or aren't amazed by the beard wash, you can write a letter to The Princess at customerservice@fablebeard.com, and it will be exchanged, no questions asked! 

You thank the Distiller profusely, excitement at the prospect of a glorious, soft, and healthy beard."

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from 29021 reviews
The Grower - Beard Oil - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
John Sais
The Grower - Beard Oil - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Outstanding Scent & Performance

The Grower will place you in the middle of an apple orchard mid fall when the peak of the harvest is ripe for picking. Excellent scent strength, phenomenal performance from the oil. It left the hairs hydrated and healthy. Definitely would buy again.

The Pioneer - Basic Beard Care Kit
Dechane Waters
The Pioneer - Basic Beard Care Kit
Fantastic

Just like any Fable scent it's one of a kind and Pioneer highlights fall in the palm of your hand Apple and Vanilla for me is amazing definitely a must have.

The Lumberjack - Basic Beard Care Kit
Michael McFann
The Lumberjack - Basic Beard Care Kit
Best stuff I have ever used

I've noticed that most beard oil companies, the scents are good and all, but nothing to grab your attention. I cannot say this with your company. It is what got my attention. The fact that you are having a buy one get one sale helped. I waited very impatiently because I'm not the most patient person for my delivery. It showed up on time and I had a place to go so I decide to use the first product I ordered. I have to say my beard has never felt this good. He has never smelled this good and we are not talking about a sent that fades. Every person I encountered snuck in a sniff and they would say you smell good. It made me realize this is the beard oil company for me. So I look forward to trying the rest of your products. You have put everybody else to shame.

The Warlock - Beard Oil - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
Andrew Haare
The Warlock - Beard Oil - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist

The Warlock - Beard Oil - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist

The Harvester - Beard Butter - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Victro Nelson
The Harvester - Beard Butter - Spiced Apple Cider, Ripe Pumpkin, Crisp Fall Breeze
Harvesters it!

Smells great!

The Dollmaker - Beard Oil - Warm Butterscotch, Buttered Rum, Candy Corn, & Creamy Caramel
William Thomas
The Dollmaker - Beard Oil - Warm Butterscotch, Buttered Rum, Candy Corn, & Creamy Caramel
Sweet

Dollmaker smells very delcious. Butterscotch all the way,salty,buttery,sweet.

Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Michael McLaughlin
Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
McWolfie

Makes me want to take advantage of myself.

The Dutchman - Beard Conditioner - Open Sea, Dark Oak Planks, Ghastly Lime & Coconut, Haunting Musk
Scallywag
The Dutchman - Beard Conditioner - Open Sea, Dark Oak Planks, Ghastly Lime & Coconut, Haunting Musk
Fantastic Scent!

I was very concerned, because I love Captain Crimson, but this scent knocks it out of the park. I hope the Dutchman makes a return every Fall. GRAB THIS SCENT!

The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Dave Cravens
The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
The Baker

One of the best scent out there. A+

Mystery Fall Gift
david
Mystery Fall Gift

It’s always fun to open a suprise and this one did not let down

Skin Walker - Beard Balm - Village Bonfire, Crisp Forest Air, Protective Herbs, and Torn Linen
david
Skin Walker - Beard Balm - Village Bonfire, Crisp Forest Air, Protective Herbs, and Torn Linen

Love it! It’s one of my favorite scents.

The Grower - Beard Oil - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
david
The Grower - Beard Oil - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber

I like apples and pears so this one hits just right for me.

The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
DR
The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
The Marksman

Amazing scent, the viscosity is perfect and the wife loves it!

The Villain - Beard Oil - Dark Cologne, Diabolical Bergamot, Sinister Sandalwood, Warm Pipe Tobacco
Erik
The Villain - Beard Oil - Dark Cologne, Diabolical Bergamot, Sinister Sandalwood, Warm Pipe Tobacco

This is a great product, very long lasting scent.

The Villain - Beard Oil - Dark Cologne, Diabolical Bergamot, Sinister Sandalwood, Warm Pipe Tobacco
Mike C
The Villain - Beard Oil - Dark Cologne, Diabolical Bergamot, Sinister Sandalwood, Warm Pipe Tobacco
The Villain

Very nice cologne scent. Not the strongest scent Fable makes, but it does last a good 8 hours. Overall pleased with the purchase.

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