Best Beard Washes!
"Behind every great adventurer is a group of great friends, and behind every glorious beard should be great skin," you hear a man tell you as he welcomes you to the front of his infamous distillery. Scents of finely aged white-oak barrels and with aging spirits, notes of vanilla, mulled spices, and bourbon entices you in the air, as well as the merry discourse and singing happening within the distillery itself.
He can't help but notice your admiration of his full, luxurious and gleaming beard, which he points to with another smile. "It is true! Why I use only the best beard wash to keep my beard and skin soft and healthy. Have you not heard of beard wash?"
When you shake your head no, the Distiller's eyebrows climb upward in shock. "Why, t'is the legendary Fable Beard Co.'s beard wash I use, friend, to keep the dry skin, itchiness, and dirt away." He looks behind him on the many shelves of fine bottles, pulling a distinctive one and setting it down before you. "Here, then! A sample near and dear to my heart, named aptly after me.
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