Beard Washes

Tired of crumbs, itchy skin, or a sad and oily-looking wiry beard? Let the Wizard magic up his legendary beard wash in all the lands, turning your beard woes into a thing of the past. 

Best Beard Washes!

"Behind every great adventurer is a group of great friends, and behind every glorious beard should be great skin," you hear a man tell you as he welcomes you to the front of his infamous distillery. Scents of finely aged white-oak barrels and with aging spirits, notes of vanilla, mulled spices, and bourbon entices you in the air, as well as the merry discourse and singing happening within the distillery itself. 

He can't help but notice your admiration of his full, luxurious and gleaming beard, which he points to with another smile. "It is true! Why I use only the best beard wash to keep my beard and skin soft and healthy. Have you not heard of beard wash?" 

When you shake your head no, the Distiller's eyebrows climb upward in shock. "Why, t'is the legendary Fable Beard Co.'s beard wash I use, friend, to keep the dry skin, itchiness, and dirt away." He looks behind him on the many shelves of fine bottles, pulling a distinctive one and setting it down before you.  "Here, then! A sample near and dear to my heart, named aptly after me. 

"This magical elixir will promote your whisker growth, strengthen your beard hair, seals in moisture to prevent pesky beard itch, softens it, and carries a long-lasting scent for long eight to ten hour days." 

You thank him in wonder, picking up the bottle to read the label: Beard Wash, Fabled Beard Co., The Distiller, and cannot wait to try this legendary best beard wash for yourself. The label informs you that this wash is created with all-natural cold-pressed oils, free of the evil phthalates and DHT-inhibiting ingredients, will reduce skin irritation, moisturizes, and promotes healthier, better beard growth. 

You also note the label tells you that Fable has a risk-free guarantee and that should you not like the fragrance or aren't amazed by the beard wash, you can write a letter to The Princess at customerservice@fablebeard.com, and it will be exchanged, no questions asked! 

You thank the Distiller profusely, excitement at the prospect of a glorious, soft, and healthy beard."

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Captain Crimson - Beard Balm - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Shane Moore
Captain Crimson - Beard Balm - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
I love the scent and so does my wife

Great scent. Smells really good. Warm and refreshing.

The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Beard Oil
Franklin Oneal
The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Beard Oil
GREAT PRODUCT!!!!!

I ordered the bread oil and I must say it’s by far my favorite one I’ve tried! The smell is out of this world!! And the quality and packaging is top tier!! 10/10!

The Flame - Deodorant - Creamy Sandalwood, Rich Musk, Sparkling Champagne, and Honey Drizzle
Joshua Davis
The Flame - Deodorant - Creamy Sandalwood, Rich Musk, Sparkling Champagne, and Honey Drizzle

It's absolutely amazing. Thanks for granting my wish on dropping this again!

Mystery Gift
Marty Babin
Mystery Gift
Awesome scent of gingerbread

Fantastic warmth that brings great memories of wonderful times.. not just for Christmas

The Flame - Beard Oil - Creamy Sandalwood, Rich Musk, Sparkling Champagne, and Honey Drizzle
Travis Bass
The Flame - Beard Oil - Creamy Sandalwood, Rich Musk, Sparkling Champagne, and Honey Drizzle
The flame

Great scent, light and refreshing, lasts all day

The Warlock - Beard Butter - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
Erik Walker
The Warlock - Beard Butter - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
The warlock

I really like this scent and feels great in my beard

Lover Boy - Beard Oil - Seductive Musk, Refreshing Orange Blossom, Charming Anise, & Spicy Cardamom
Brian S.
Lover Boy - Beard Oil - Seductive Musk, Refreshing Orange Blossom, Charming Anise, & Spicy Cardamom
Possibly needs a warning label

First time using your product and I must say that this stuff is awesome! I’ve used others beard products but yours is a superior product. Amazing smell and long lasting. And I really enjoyed the bawdy tavern wench that it brought out in the wife. I gladly raise a mug of mead in your honor!

The Flame - Beard Oil - Creamy Sandalwood, Rich Musk, Sparkling Champagne, and Honey Drizzle
D.F.
The Flame - Beard Oil - Creamy Sandalwood, Rich Musk, Sparkling Champagne, and Honey Drizzle

Great scent! Very happy with it!

Lover Boy - Beard Wash - Seductive Musk, Refreshing Orange Blossom, Charming Anise, & Spicy Cardamom
Keith Flippo
Lover Boy - Beard Wash - Seductive Musk, Refreshing Orange Blossom, Charming Anise, & Spicy Cardamom
Great musky scent

Exactly what I was looking for in a musk scent!

Mr. Valentine - Beard Oil - Ripe Strawberries, Velvety Chocolate, and Creamy Nougat
Deeley
Mr. Valentine - Beard Oil - Ripe Strawberries, Velvety Chocolate, and Creamy Nougat
Absolutely Incredible! A Treat for Your Senses!

Not only does this beard oil smell amazing, but it also works wonders for my beard. It leaves it feeling soft, nourished, and hydrated all day long. No more dryness or itchiness, just a smooth, well-groomed beard with a heavenly scent that makes everyone around me take notice.

The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Corey
The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Exactly What I Was Looking For

The perfect scent to transition out of fall and into winter/holidays. Smells like a Christmas tree.

The Marksman - Beard Balm - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Shaun Parker
The Marksman - Beard Balm - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
One of the best!

One of the best scents out there! Woodsy, fresh and clean scent. Glad to get more!

The Baker - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Robert B.
The Baker - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
The Baker is the bomb!

Loving the Baker beard oil and butter. Smells like cookies! My beard is 90% gray and the oil is wonderful for it. The butter is the perfect compliment. The beard has never been softer.

The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Beard Oil & Butter Kit
Anthony Francis
The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Beard Oil & Butter Kit
So Far So Good

Oil is definately helping my skin, the butter helps with the shape and frizz!

The wife thinks it’s a lit a scented candle.
And actually kissed me on the neck. This is a **** win Bro!!

The Quarterback - Beard Oil - Aromatic Timberwood, Freshly Squeezed Lemons, Grassy Fields
Jerry G
The Quarterback - Beard Oil - Aromatic Timberwood, Freshly Squeezed Lemons, Grassy Fields
Sensational

The Quarterback is a great lemon scent, it last a long time, and its smells clean & fresh. Plus my wife enjoys it as well.

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