Beard Washes

Tired of crumbs, itchy skin, or a sad and oily-looking wiry beard? Let the Wizard magic up his legendary beard wash in all the lands, turning your beard woes into a thing of the past. 

Best Beard Washes!

"Behind every great adventurer is a group of great friends, and behind every glorious beard should be great skin," you hear a man tell you as he welcomes you to the front of his infamous distillery. Scents of finely aged white-oak barrels and with aging spirits, notes of vanilla, mulled spices, and bourbon entices you in the air, as well as the merry discourse and singing happening within the distillery itself. 

He can't help but notice your admiration of his full, luxurious and gleaming beard, which he points to with another smile. "It is true! Why I use only the best beard wash to keep my beard and skin soft and healthy. Have you not heard of beard wash?" 

When you shake your head no, the Distiller's eyebrows climb upward in shock. "Why, t'is the legendary Fable Beard Co.'s beard wash I use, friend, to keep the dry skin, itchiness, and dirt away." He looks behind him on the many shelves of fine bottles, pulling a distinctive one and setting it down before you.  "Here, then! A sample near and dear to my heart, named aptly after me. 

"This magical elixir will promote your whisker growth, strengthen your beard hair, seals in moisture to prevent pesky beard itch, softens it, and carries a long-lasting scent for long eight to ten hour days." 

You thank him in wonder, picking up the bottle to read the label: Beard Wash, Fabled Beard Co., The Distiller, and cannot wait to try this legendary best beard wash for yourself. The label informs you that this wash is created with all-natural cold-pressed oils, free of the evil phthalates and DHT-inhibiting ingredients, will reduce skin irritation, moisturizes, and promotes healthier, better beard growth. 

You also note the label tells you that Fable has a risk-free guarantee and that should you not like the fragrance or aren't amazed by the beard wash, you can write a letter to The Princess at customerservice@fablebeard.com, and it will be exchanged, no questions asked! 

You thank the Distiller profusely, excitement at the prospect of a glorious, soft, and healthy beard."

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from 31736 reviews
Mystery Gift
Tasha dixon
Mystery Gift
Ugly Christmas sweater

The ugly sweater spray came as a free mystery gift and it smells really good i recommend it

Captain Crimson - Beard Oil - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Customer
Captain Crimson - Beard Oil - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Awesome

Smells great

Sapphire Godina
Fable Beard Co.
The pilgrim beard oil review

The scent had a lot of spices but what hit the most the coconut smell and I don’t really mind it. Unfortunately I don’t have story to tell because I’m awful storyteller but I’m open to hear anyone stories.

Mystery Gift
Michael Astemborski
Mystery Gift

Some of the BEST Beard Oils and Butters. I've Ever Used!

Mr. Valentine - Beard Butter - Ripe Strawberries, Velvety Chocolate, and Creamy Nougat
Michael Astemborski
Mr. Valentine - Beard Butter - Ripe Strawberries, Velvety Chocolate, and Creamy Nougat

Some of the BEST Beard Oils and Butters. I've Ever Used!

The Troll - Beard Butter - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
Lou Ruzicka
The Troll - Beard Butter - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
The Troll

A little early for a Spring scent,but It has been mainline for sometime now,had to pull the trigger and try it a little early.Love it,I’ll be getting the whole set on the 1st day of Spring,however PLESE bring back Dr. Slumber!

Cupid - Beard Oil - Sweet Amber, Vanilla Musk, Oak Arrow, Milk Chocolate
Brad Ables
Cupid - Beard Oil - Sweet Amber, Vanilla Musk, Oak Arrow, Milk Chocolate

Very nice smell. Beard is feels good. My girlfriend likes it too.

The Warlock - Beard Conditioner - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
Kevin W
The Warlock - Beard Conditioner - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
As good as it sounds and better!

They are pretty spot on with their scent descriptions. But you can't fully know until you get first whiff... it even better than expected. It's Awsome! You won't go wrong here for manly strong goodness!

Mr. Valentine - Beard Oil - Ripe Strawberries, Velvety Chocolate, and Creamy Nougat
FELIX CHETTA III
Mr. Valentine - Beard Oil - Ripe Strawberries, Velvety Chocolate, and Creamy Nougat
Ladies love it

This is a complete smash hit with the ladies I have received compliments every time I have worn this scent. The Fable products are always top notch and always have my beard feeling soft and smelling great.

Father Time - Cologne - Musky Ambergris, Earthy Moss, Coconut Milk, and Ripe Apricot
Nathan Fletcher
Father Time - Cologne - Musky Ambergris, Earthy Moss, Coconut Milk, and Ripe Apricot

Could be one of my favorites!! Very mellow smell and of course the quality of their products are just top notch.

Mystery Gift
Jonathan Gorton
Mystery Gift
Mind readers with the mystery gift!

Pretty new to using Fable (end of Oct) and have 5 scents so far. Silent Knight is the favorite of the bunch. Got it as the trio and was bummed I didn't have more than 1 oil. Next order's mystery gift was a Silent Knight oil. How did you guys know?!

Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Customer
Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany

The scent is better than I could've even imagined. I'm addicted to Fable now and will be ordering more.

Mystery Gift
Joseph
Mystery Gift
Strong

Scent reminds me more of like a Frappuccino.

Mystery Gift
Benjamin V Tomas
Mystery Gift
Merry Christmas to me!

Received the free mystery item with my order, and it was an amazing one scented like pine trees! Im not gonna wear it until the holidays, but Im covered. Love the Fable line of products!

The Resolution - Beard Oil -Cuban Cigars, Brazilian Coffee, and Vintage Champagne
Kenny Thacker
The Resolution - Beard Oil -Cuban Cigars, Brazilian Coffee, and Vintage Champagne
Must have resolution

I thought it was a rich strong sent you can really smell all the different things in it even down to the Cuban cigar over all another great must have fable sent thanks

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