Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Highlander - Deodorant - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
ERIC A GALLY
The Highlander - Deodorant - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
All 7 game changer

I ordered seven( getting three free) deodorants. All seven are a new adventure and work throughout the day. I am physically active, run, exercise, martial arts. And I am a massage therapist that is very close to people for hours a day. Fable Beard does the job with an adventurous pleasant array of scents! I will definitely order in the future when I run low!

Captain Crimson - Beard Oil - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Justin
Captain Crimson - Beard Oil - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Amazing

Absolutely amazing product. The scent is arguably my favorite so far.

Hitchhiker - Beard Butter - Birch Tar, Extinguished Smoke, Rain-soaked Grass
Jethro Willis
Hitchhiker - Beard Butter - Birch Tar, Extinguished Smoke, Rain-soaked Grass
Great scent and product

The Hitchhiker is an incredible earthly and masculine scent. It absolutely has an outdoor in nature smell. The butter melts down great when applied to the palms and easily works into the beard providing great moisture and a scent that last all day!
Highly highly recommend!

Fable Army Subscription Kit
Tug Taylor
Fable Army Subscription Kit
The Contender is a KNOCKOUT

What a fantastic way to start off my first experience with the Fable Army. The Contender went beyond every expectation I had keeping me in the zone all day. The rich scent of well seasoned boxing glove leather, lingering tobacco from a smoke filled ring, and the mentholated muscle rub, kept me alert and in top fighting shape. Cannot wait for the new adventure the next subscription will bring‼️

The Shark Hunter - Beard Oil - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence
Douglas Karan
The Shark Hunter - Beard Oil - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence
Shark Hunter

Awesome tropical scent

Marshfellow - Beard Oil - Toasted Graham Cracker, Charred Marshmallow, Molten Chocolate
Wizard Seb
Marshfellow - Beard Oil - Toasted Graham Cracker, Charred Marshmallow, Molten Chocolate
Smores

Smells yummy, graham heavy for sure- not the longest lasting scent BUT definitely last a few hours , I only wish it had staying power but I do get a whiff of graham still after some hours have passed- by far my favorite scent by fable, right next to the Wizard/ you should make this mainline

Marshfellow - Deodorant - Toasted Graham Cracker, Charred Marshmallow, Molten Chocolate
Justin G
Marshfellow - Deodorant - Toasted Graham Cracker, Charred Marshmallow, Molten Chocolate
Smells great

Smell just as described.

The Druid - Beard Oil - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot
Daniel J Black
The Druid - Beard Oil - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot
Druid smells amazing

Really love this scent, earthly but yet the right amount of tobacco to really make this scent pop..I always get compliments on this one!

The Hatchet - Cologne - Mountain Resin, Dried Fir Needles, Smoldering Embers
Isaac
The Hatchet - Cologne - Mountain Resin, Dried Fir Needles, Smoldering Embers

AMAZING

Rum Runner - Beard Oil - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut
Mike Citro
Rum Runner - Beard Oil - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut
Wife loves this!

My wife loves this scent - it’s her favorite one so far! (And she’s not a big fan of the beard, but having it smell good makes a huge difference!!) I use this one whenever I’m trying to earn some brownie points 😁

The Highlander - Deodorant - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Steve
The Highlander - Deodorant - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany

Wow, this is a Peat scented masterwork.

The Hero - Beard Oil - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Jay Raymond
The Hero - Beard Oil - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Love the smell

I found a new favorite

Wizard Reward 2024
Joe Kruz
Wizard Reward 2024
Fable Wizard Tier Gift Box 2024

All the perks of achieving famed “Wizard” status, all in one box…and it arrived quick, fast, in a hurry, with everything in beautiful condition. The scents are what they are…I can’t say either scent hit me in the same way some of my all timers did…but I’m prone to think that upon using these oils, I’ll get a better experience than just the old smell test from the bottle. And Fable even threw in a bottle of the RoleModel, which is a solid, beautiful scent for me…so that’s a plus. Thank you, Fable…you didn’t have to love me like you did…but you did…and I THANK YOU!

Dr. Slumber - Beard Balm - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Patrick Easterling
Dr. Slumber - Beard Balm - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Dr. Slumber

I’m be of my favorites!

Marshfellow - Beard Oil - Toasted Graham Cracker, Charred Marshmallow, Molten Chocolate
Dominic Oliger
Marshfellow - Beard Oil - Toasted Graham Cracker, Charred Marshmallow, Molten Chocolate
Awesome scent

Smells great, and keeps my fave and beard moisturized

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