Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


Beard Conditioners!

"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Hero - Beard Oil - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Jesse Huston
The Hero - Beard Oil - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Amazing

Great Job! The hero blend smells amazing not overpowering the hero beard oil is a daily routine for me now.

The Ore - Beard Butter - Grounding Driftwood, Juicy Grapefruit, Earthy Minerals
Paul E Stansberry
The Ore - Beard Butter - Grounding Driftwood, Juicy Grapefruit, Earthy Minerals
One of my favorite scents ever.

It’s so fresh and clean. I love it.

Shatterling - Beard Butter - Radiant Safflower, Sparkling Macintosh Apple, Hot Red Berries
Paul Sweatt
Shatterling - Beard Butter - Radiant Safflower, Sparkling Macintosh Apple, Hot Red Berries
You will love this scent

One of the best spring scents they released so far

The Hero - Beard Conditioner - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Richars Marder
The Hero - Beard Conditioner - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
The Hero is the Hero!

Just found my favorite scent (as of now) but the Hero smells amazing!! Not too strong, not too weak just right!! It’s definitely my go to now. All the products leave my beard so soft and manageable!! Good job team! Huzzah!

Fable Army Subscription
Peter
Fable Army Subscription

Awesome as always

The Distiller - Beard Balm - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Chris Hendricks
The Distiller - Beard Balm - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Love it

Works great

World Eater - Beard Butter - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog
C.W.
World Eater - Beard Butter - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog

An excellent smell and as always i am a returning customer and love these products. Well packed and quickly shipped.

Malt Shop Marty - Beard Oil - Vanilla Ice Cream, Orange Soda, Whipped Cream Swirl
Patrick Durbin
Malt Shop Marty - Beard Oil - Vanilla Ice Cream, Orange Soda, Whipped Cream Swirl
Good scent

It has a good smell to it, but it makes me crave a creamsicle

The Warlock - Cologne - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
STEVEN CHURCH
The Warlock - Cologne - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
Great Summoned Product

This goes well for catching many different creatures, from an Imp all the way up to a Succubus and more! It is great for all adventures just ask any demon(s) you summon.

The Distiller - Beard Oil - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Joe Dix
The Distiller - Beard Oil - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
True to the description.

The oil smells like spiced vanilla, bourbon, and oak. As true a description as I've seen. The skin under your beard will love it. Now, if we could just get a tequila scent.

The Shark Hunter - Beard Oil - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence
Jamie F.
The Shark Hunter - Beard Oil - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence
Nice oil!

Please smelling! Aaand the wife enjoys the way it feels and smells!

Free Anniversary Beard Butter
Paul Sweatt
Free Anniversary Beard Butter
I love this scent

I hope they re-release it some day

Ultimate Yearly Bundle
Paul Sweatt
Ultimate Yearly Bundle
Best money I spent so fat with fable

The perks that come with it are amazing

The Ore - Beard Conditioner - Grounding Driftwood, Juicy Grapefruit, Earthy Minerals
Joe Dix
The Ore - Beard Conditioner - Grounding Driftwood, Juicy Grapefruit, Earthy Minerals
One of my favorite of Fable spring

I love this scent and bought everything in it. It's a grounding driftwood scent with a grapefruit allure. While the scent is never as strong in the beard conditioners because of all the other moisturizer scents, it's still there. Perfect for a supple, clean-feeling beard. Hope it comes back again.

Dr. Wolf - Beard Conditioner - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Aaron Maher
Dr. Wolf - Beard Conditioner - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Massive improvement

After not using any condtioner or wash for a very long time my Fiance convinced me to get some. I purchased a bundle including Oil, Balm, Shampoo, Conditioner. IT HAS MADE A HUGE DIFFERENCE. beard is so much softer feels healthier. Thank you for making an amazing product!

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