Beard Conditioners

Don't let the desert of daily life dry and fry your magnificent whiskers! Moisturize, replenish, strengthen, and more with our beard conditioner fit for an adventurer like you!

Beard Conditioners!

"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Claus - Beard Conditioner - Warm Christmas Cookies, Fresh Milk, and Sweet Vanilla Frosting
Todd EASTWOOD
The Claus - Beard Conditioner - Warm Christmas Cookies, Fresh Milk, and Sweet Vanilla Frosting
The Clause beard products are awesome

Clause beard products are awesome

$1,000 Mega Box Giveaway Entry
Boone Kowalis
$1,000 Mega Box Giveaway Entry

$1,000 Mega Box Giveaway Entry

Krampus - Basic Beard Care Kit
Brad Phillips
Krampus - Basic Beard Care Kit
Love it!!

Finally got my Black Friday shipment in and immediately put on Krampus. I absolutely love this one. Got compliments all day about how good it smelled.

The Barkeep - An Unscented Beard Wash
Chas
The Barkeep - An Unscented Beard Wash
Barkeep

Love that its is scent less, so it doesn’t compete with my beard oil flavor of the day.

The Pioneer - Beard Oil - Apple Butter, Toasted Marshmallow, and Vanilla Liquor
M.C.
The Pioneer - Beard Oil - Apple Butter, Toasted Marshmallow, and Vanilla Liquor

This is first time getting this scent in oil and I am very happy with it! I will be ordering this again. Great company with fast friendly service

Jack Frost - Beard Wash - Christmas Pine, Fir Trees, and Peppermint Stick
M.C.
Jack Frost - Beard Wash - Christmas Pine, Fir Trees, and Peppermint Stick

Awesome company with great products!

Frostbite - Beard Oil - Icy Peppermint, Iceberg Frost, and Cool Vanilla
Abe.N
Frostbite - Beard Oil - Icy Peppermint, Iceberg Frost, and Cool Vanilla

I love the peppermint and vanilla combo..

Krampus - Beard Oil - Evergreen Wreath, Pine Boughs, and Spiced Apples
Abe.N
Krampus - Beard Oil - Evergreen Wreath, Pine Boughs, and Spiced Apples

Smell good great combo of scents..

Agent Ice - Basic Beard Care Kit
John Wilcox
Agent Ice - Basic Beard Care Kit
The wife’s new fav

I bought this to give it a try and now it’s my wife’s new favorite scent on me. Not a harsh mint sent either which is what I worried about very subtle and smells great.

Sant-O-Lantern - Deodorant - Christmas Pine, Cold Winter Night, Sneaky Pomegranate, & Spooky Holiday Wreath
Dalton Wolfe
Sant-O-Lantern - Deodorant - Christmas Pine, Cold Winter Night, Sneaky Pomegranate, & Spooky Holiday Wreath

I’m loving the smell and it is so far lasting as long as the description says and I do appreciate the holiday card that was sent with it

The Baker - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Katherine
The Baker - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
The Baker

The smell is amazing! It smells like you have just stepped into a kitchen on the holiday! Will recomend and buy again!

The Marksman - Basic Beard Care Kit
Curtis Murray
The Marksman - Basic Beard Care Kit

It's a great set. I'd like to try other scents, though. So I'll be looking out for sales and/or a sampler of some sort.

The Ugly Sweater Guy - Beard Oil - Butterscotch Bourbon, Balsam Fir, and Vanilla Cookies
C.
The Ugly Sweater Guy - Beard Oil - Butterscotch Bourbon, Balsam Fir, and Vanilla Cookies

Smells awesome

The Wizard - Beard Butter - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
C.
The Wizard - Beard Butter - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks

Makes my beard smell and feel great

The Claus - Beard Oil - Warm Christmas Cookies, Fresh Milk, and Sweet Vanilla Frosting
Lisa Attruia
The Claus - Beard Oil - Warm Christmas Cookies, Fresh Milk, and Sweet Vanilla Frosting
Did not receive this order :(

Never received this item. I sent a message that I hadn't received it. Was it sent to
7149 West Elizabeth Street
Columbia Missouri 65202.
Can I get a refund or the order please. I would like to order because they are stocking stuffers. Thank you, Lisa

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