Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Hero - Beard Oil - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Joseph Deshazo
The Hero - Beard Oil - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Amazing scent

The Hero ID dock a great scent! The combination of the tobacco and cologne and the sweet smell of amber is such a great all day smell. I recommend wholeheartedly

Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
John
Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany

My favorite scent!

Father Time - Beard Oil - Musky Ambergris, Earthy Moss, Coconut Milk, and Ripe Apricot
Heather
Father Time - Beard Oil - Musky Ambergris, Earthy Moss, Coconut Milk, and Ripe Apricot

My husband loves the Fathe Time scent and I love it on him! The scent is not overwhelmingly strong.

Father Time - Beard Butter - Musky Ambergris, Earthy Moss, Coconut Milk, and Ripe Apricot
Heather
Father Time - Beard Butter - Musky Ambergris, Earthy Moss, Coconut Milk, and Ripe Apricot

My husband loves the Fathe Time scent and I love it on him! This product makes his beard so soft.

Father Time - Beard Wash - Musky Ambergris, Earthy Moss, Coconut Milk, and Ripe Apricot
Heather
Father Time - Beard Wash - Musky Ambergris, Earthy Moss, Coconut Milk, and Ripe Apricot

My husband loves the Fathe Time scent and I love it on him!

Father Time - Deodorant - Musky Ambergris, Earthy Moss, Coconut Milk, and Ripe Apricot
Heather
Father Time - Deodorant - Musky Ambergris, Earthy Moss, Coconut Milk, and Ripe Apricot

My husband loves the Fathe Time scent and I love it on him!

Father Time - Beard Conditioner - Musky Ambergris, Earthy Moss, Coconut Milk, and Ripe Apricot
Heather
Father Time - Beard Conditioner - Musky Ambergris, Earthy Moss, Coconut Milk, and Ripe Apricot

My husband loves the Fathe Time scent and I love it on him!

The Nice Guy - Beard Balm - White Tea Leaves, Vibrant Ozone, Woodsy Thyme
Heather
The Nice Guy - Beard Balm - White Tea Leaves, Vibrant Ozone, Woodsy Thyme

Nice product and scent.

The Scribe - Beard Oil - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Jason
The Scribe - Beard Oil - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte

I just received my new oil and butter today for my beard. I went with the scribe. The scent is absolutely amazing! Been using your products for a couple years now and it never disappoints me. Always has my beard feeling soft and smelling good daily. Keep up the work you guys!!

The Scribe - Beard Butter - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Jason
The Scribe - Beard Butter - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte

Just received my new beard oil and butter today, I decided to try The Scribe scent and it smells amazing! Your products never disappoint me. Scents are always amazing and last a good while. Always has my beard smelling good! Keep it up!

The Leprechaun - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Green Clover, Fresh Rosemary, Black Pepper, and Irish Mist
Robert Amitrano
The Leprechaun - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Green Clover, Fresh Rosemary, Black Pepper, and Irish Mist
Absolutely Outstanding

As with all Fable Beard Co. products the ingredients and formulation are top notch. The oil hydrates the skin under my beard while the balm help me maintain the shape and style of full beard.

As for the fragrance - The Leprechaun is my 3rd all-time favorite FableBeardCo scent. Great scent which I use throughout the year, not just at St. Patrick's time. Love the compliments that I get when where the Leprechaun.

Would like to give it a 10 star rating.

The Scribe - Beard Oil - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Carolyn H
The Scribe - Beard Oil - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
Husband loves

This scent is fantastic. All of the bears oils always have a lasting scent !

The Hero - Beard Wash - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Lauren Saffie
The Hero - Beard Wash - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Amazing

My man uses these products every time he showers

The Heart Throb - Beard Oil - Rich Orange Blossom, Spiced Nutmeg, Steeped Chamomile
Stephen
The Heart Throb - Beard Oil - Rich Orange Blossom, Spiced Nutmeg, Steeped Chamomile

Guys this is Another home run with this scent

The Lightning Rod - Beard Butter - Fruity Cereal, Crisp Lemon, Fresh Cherries, and Sweet Pomegranate
Stephen
The Lightning Rod - Beard Butter - Fruity Cereal, Crisp Lemon, Fresh Cherries, and Sweet Pomegranate

These are awesome. My wife loves lightning rod and heart throb.

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