Beard Conditioners

Don't let the desert of daily life dry and fry your magnificent whiskers! Moisturize, replenish, strengthen, and more with our beard conditioner fit for an adventurer like you!

Beard Conditioners!

"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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Lover Boy - Beard Wash - Seductive Musk, Refreshing Orange Blossom, Charming Anise, & Spicy Cardamom
Thomas Schmitt
Lover Boy - Beard Wash - Seductive Musk, Refreshing Orange Blossom, Charming Anise, & Spicy Cardamom
This Flame Burns Bright

Purchased The Flame oil, and my wife and I both loved it! It's perfect as a "dressing up and going out" scent, but also works for everyday use. So... I went back and bought the butter, balm, shampoo, and conditioner! GREAT product!!!

Mystery Gift
Michelle Wilson
Mystery Gift
excellent products

love the wax, love the options, all the products are amazing, fair pricing, easy ordering and most of all love the commitment to your brand.

Mystery Gift
Z.F.
Mystery Gift

This company is awesome

The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Ultimate Bundle
Carlos Burbridge
The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Ultimate Bundle

Great products

The Imagineer - Beard Butter - Roasted Marshmallow, Citrus Flash, and Warm Sandalwood
Justin Sollenberger
The Imagineer - Beard Butter - Roasted Marshmallow, Citrus Flash, and Warm Sandalwood
It's amazing 👏

Smells so good

Mr. Valentine - Beard Oil - Ripe Strawberries, Velvety Chocolate, and Creamy Nougat
Patrick Carroll
Mr. Valentine - Beard Oil - Ripe Strawberries, Velvety Chocolate, and Creamy Nougat
Smells sooooo good.

Smells so good my wife tried to eat my face!

The Warlock - Beard Oil - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
jeffrey mcintire
The Warlock - Beard Oil - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
I don’t have enough

This is by far my favorite scent. I love them all but The Warlock is easily my favorite. Lasts forever.

Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Matthew Geissman
Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany

First time buying any sort of beard product and this has sold me it smells so good even after my entire shift looking forward to the other oils they have

The Flame - Beard Oil - Creamy Sandalwood, Rich Musk, Sparkling Champagne, and Honey Drizzle
Steven Shrider
The Flame - Beard Oil - Creamy Sandalwood, Rich Musk, Sparkling Champagne, and Honey Drizzle
The Flame

Nice, clean, refreshing scent for Valentine's day.

Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Michael Suggs
Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany

Awesome scent!! Will be buying again.

Mystery Gift
Royce Mainville
Mystery Gift
The Countdown beard oil mystery gift

While the scent wasn’t bad, it wasn’t for me. You have great products but with my wife being very sensitive to smells there are some that just don’t work for us. I do however feel overall you have 5 star products with great service.

Mr. Valentine - Beard Butter - Ripe Strawberries, Velvety Chocolate, and Creamy Nougat
Keenan Russell
Mr. Valentine - Beard Butter - Ripe Strawberries, Velvety Chocolate, and Creamy Nougat
Chocolate!!

Love this scent. Strong,sweet, but yet still manly ....yeah!

The Flame - Beard Butter - Creamy Sandalwood, Rich Musk, Sparkling Champagne, and Honey Drizzle
Allan Waraksa
The Flame - Beard Butter - Creamy Sandalwood, Rich Musk, Sparkling Champagne, and Honey Drizzle
The Flame

Nice balanced scent profile. If your looking for a cologne type scent, this is. Is not overpowering and it last around 6 hours.

The Djinn - Beard Oil - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
Kelly Dileo
The Djinn - Beard Oil - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood

This was a gift for Valentines Day and may I say it was the tip of cupid's arrow this is majestic.

The Troll - Cologne - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
Kelly Dileo
The Troll - Cologne - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air

Valentine present for my husband he loved this.

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