Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Distiller - Beard Oil - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Blake Shumaker
The Distiller - Beard Oil - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Go to Scent

I love this scent. This is a normal weekly scent for me. My wife and kids love when I wear this one.

Jack Frost - Beard Oil - Christmas Pine, Fir Trees, and Peppermint Stick
Wayne
Jack Frost - Beard Oil - Christmas Pine, Fir Trees, and Peppermint Stick

Love the aroma

Beard Ornament Gift Set
David Cronin
Beard Ornament Gift Set

Another great woodsy sent.

Jack Frost - Beard Oil - Christmas Pine, Fir Trees, and Peppermint Stick
Nate Giovannone
Jack Frost - Beard Oil - Christmas Pine, Fir Trees, and Peppermint Stick

Jack Frost - Beard Oil - Christmas Pine, Fir Trees, and Peppermint Stick

Krampus - Beard Conditioner - Evergreen Wreath, Pine Boughs, and Spiced Apples
David
Krampus - Beard Conditioner - Evergreen Wreath, Pine Boughs, and Spiced Apples

Smells awesome would highly recommended this product

Mystery Gift
George
Mystery Gift

They all smell great

The Marionette - Beard Butter - Warm Mulled Cider, Splintered Mahogany, Velvet Pipe Smoke
Nolan
The Marionette - Beard Butter - Warm Mulled Cider, Splintered Mahogany, Velvet Pipe Smoke

Wish i had gotten more of this scent before it sold out, love it!

The Carney - Beard Balm - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco
Nolan
The Carney - Beard Balm - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco

Top notch

Corpsicle - Beard Balm - Blood Raspberry, Blackscary Jam, Infectious Vanilla
Nolan
Corpsicle - Beard Balm - Blood Raspberry, Blackscary Jam, Infectious Vanilla

Great stuff

The Carney - Beard Oil - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco
Nolan
The Carney - Beard Oil - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco

The Carney is my overall favorite!

The Surgeon - Beard Conditioner - Black Tea Leaves, Sterile Lemon Tincture, Cursed Amberwood
Paul Sweatt
The Surgeon - Beard Conditioner - Black Tea Leaves, Sterile Lemon Tincture, Cursed Amberwood
Love this scent

To me, it kind of smells like fruit loops

Beard Ornament Gift Set
Southern Samurai
Beard Ornament Gift Set
Fun and free

What's not to love about Christmas ornaments with a Christmas tree scent

Mystery Gift
C.W.
Mystery Gift

Loved it

Sant-O-Lantern - Beard Oil - Christmas Pine, Cold Winter Night, Sneaky Pomegranate, & Spooky Holiday Wreath
Dennis Barnett
Sant-O-Lantern - Beard Oil - Christmas Pine, Cold Winter Night, Sneaky Pomegranate, & Spooky Holiday Wreath
Sant-o-lantern

The smell is great and last several days

The Innkeeper - Beard Oil - Cranberry Woods, Pine Tree Farm, and Cran-Apple Melody
Aaron D Larson
The Innkeeper - Beard Oil - Cranberry Woods, Pine Tree Farm, and Cran-Apple Melody
Christmas Time is Here

Love this scent! It evokes memories of Christmas. The pine and cranberry-apple scents are soothing and brings feelings of merriment and holiday cheer. It’s like walking through a snow covered forest while sipping a hot cup of wassail. Great scent!

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