Beard Conditioners

Don't let the desert of daily life dry and fry your magnificent whiskers! Moisturize, replenish, strengthen, and more with our beard conditioner fit for an adventurer like you!

Beard Conditioners!

"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Cologne
Chris Stinnett
The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Cologne
Awesome

The best! I love wearing this. People at work love it! It’s so nice! Thank you!!

Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Steve Dickey
Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Beard oil

It's a great product very happy with it

Dr. Wolf - Beard Butter - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Justin
Dr. Wolf - Beard Butter - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany

It smells AMAZING and left my face and beard feeling great, soft and smooth as I always get with Fable products.

The Warlock - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
Michael Slowik
The Warlock - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
Damn fine products!

All I can say is I'm impressed. Tried many other companies products and Fable is just better. Scents last longer, less greasy feelings using the oil, and balm, and just better all the way around. Will order more soon!

Dr. Wolf - Beard Butter - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Johnny DePlato
Dr. Wolf - Beard Butter - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Dr Wolf

Smells amazing!!

The Troll - Beard Oil - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
James Davie
The Troll - Beard Oil - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
Great oil!

Smells awesome, not overpowering. Wish I discovered Fable Beard Co sooner!

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Ronald
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Solar flare smells like fruit punch to me personally, but fortunately, I love the smell of punch. It's one of the best scents so far

The Druid - Beard Balm - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot
Richard Baker
The Druid - Beard Balm - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot

The Druid - Beard Balm - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot

The Cartographer - Beard Oil - Galactic Espresso Grounds, Celestial Workshop, Crimson Starfruit
Wayne Wilson
The Cartographer - Beard Oil - Galactic Espresso Grounds, Celestial Workshop, Crimson Starfruit
Amazing!

As always, the Fable delivers with another phenomenal scent profile! This one is sweet and sophisticated - perfectly mixed.

The Marksman - Beard Butter - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Raymond
The Marksman - Beard Butter - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber

Awesomeness

Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Gerald
Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany

I absolutely love the aroma of this beard oil. I haven’t come across any other yhat smells amazing as this one. Im glad I bought two of them for my first order ever. I definitely will buy more so my beard will always lools and smell Fabulous.

The Imposter - Deodorant - Italian Bergamot, Exotic Heliotrope, Smokey Bourbon, Extraterrestrial Oak
T.S.
The Imposter - Deodorant - Italian Bergamot, Exotic Heliotrope, Smokey Bourbon, Extraterrestrial Oak

Smells and works great!

The Warlock - Deodorant - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
James
The Warlock - Deodorant - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
The Warlock

This has a sweet cherry scent I think this is one of my favorite scent 10 out 10 👍

The Hero - Beard Balm - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Ethan
The Hero - Beard Balm - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Great scent

Lives up to the name.

The Imagineer - Beard Oil - Roasted Marshmallow, Citrus Flash, and Warm Sandalwood
Clay Measel
The Imagineer - Beard Oil - Roasted Marshmallow, Citrus Flash, and Warm Sandalwood
Awesome smell goods

My wife and I both love your products.

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