Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


Beard Conditioners!

"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Appalachian - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Homestead Honey Cream, Black Mountain Coffee, Rustic Maple Leaf
Kyle W Shepherd
The Appalachian - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Homestead Honey Cream, Black Mountain Coffee, Rustic Maple Leaf
The Best!

Get lots of compliments. Best one I have tried so far!

The Explorer - Beard Butter - Silver Birch, Cosmic Air Accord, Dark Mineral Musk
Rob
The Explorer - Beard Butter - Silver Birch, Cosmic Air Accord, Dark Mineral Musk
Out of this world beard butter

A clean but woodsy smell. The birch really takes center stage here but as it goes in the beard it combines with the musk to have a nice balanced profile!

The Explorer - Deodorant - Silver Birch, Cosmic Air Accord, Dark Mineral Musk
Drew Michael
The Explorer - Deodorant - Silver Birch, Cosmic Air Accord, Dark Mineral Musk
The explorer

This scent is my new favorite, perfect fresh summer scent to smell clean and lasts all day

The Bootlegger - Cologne - Oak Barrel Whiskey, Candied Lemon, Burnt Sugar
Rob
The Bootlegger - Cologne - Oak Barrel Whiskey, Candied Lemon, Burnt Sugar
Bootlegger Colgone

What a great summer scent! The lemon starts off strong, but fades and mixes well with the burnt sugar. It’s a perfect balance!

The Action Hero - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Musky Cedarwood, Warm Caraway, Velvety Apricot
Rob
The Action Hero - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Musky Cedarwood, Warm Caraway, Velvety Apricot
Action Hero

What a nod to 80’s action movies! This is a great refreshing scent for those warm summer days!

Tiki Man - Beard Butter - Juicy Pineapple, Jungle Woods, Spiced Rum
Brian Pomeroy
Tiki Man - Beard Butter - Juicy Pineapple, Jungle Woods, Spiced Rum
Tiki Man

Love this scent, wish it lasted a little longer.

The Scientist - Beard Butter - Key Lime Verbena, Spiced Graham Crunch, Vanilla Citrus Cream
Brian Pomeroy
The Scientist - Beard Butter - Key Lime Verbena, Spiced Graham Crunch, Vanilla Citrus Cream
The Scientist

Another home run, love the scent!

Malt Shop Marty - Cologne - Vanilla Ice Cream, Orange Soda, Whipped Cream Swirl
Richard
Malt Shop Marty - Cologne - Vanilla Ice Cream, Orange Soda, Whipped Cream Swirl

Love it

Gary C Medlin
Fable Beard Co.
The best beard care company out there

The best beard care company out there today

Flyboy - Beard Oil - Vintage Barbershop, Officer's Whiskey Reserve, Spiced Clove Ember
Jason
Flyboy - Beard Oil - Vintage Barbershop, Officer's Whiskey Reserve, Spiced Clove Ember

Awesome profile!

Dr. Wolf - Beard Conditioner - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Steve Dike
Dr. Wolf - Beard Conditioner - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Intentional

Love this smell. Start your day with purpose and it begins with choosing to smell good and look like you’re there for a reason

Brandon Weber
Fable Beard Co.
Excellent service and

Excellent service and products

The Keeper - Cologne - Exotic Tobacco, Citrus Zest, Ancient Woods, and Spicy Patchouli
Don W. Slee
The Keeper - Cologne - Exotic Tobacco, Citrus Zest, Ancient Woods, and Spicy Patchouli
A unique but good scent

The Keeper reminds me of a spicy mojito. While mint is not in the scent profile there seems to be a fresh and sharp minty note. There is also a nice balance between the spice of the patchouli and the zest of the citrus. I use this scent when I LARP.

The Druid - Deodorant - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot
Don W. Slee
The Druid - Deodorant - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot
Great scent!

The scent is sharp at first but not unpleasant. It is a very raw and primal scent. Green and floral but floral in a wetland flower way, not floral like rose. It is a musky and unique scent. I prefer the Druid in deodorant form over the cologne.

The Marksman - Cologne - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Don W. Slee
The Marksman - Cologne - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
A fantastic event! Bullseye!

The Marksman scent smells like a ranger. It is primal, woody, and masculine scent. It smells like the outdoors without smelling like pine trees. It has a nice complexity that makes it standout. My favorite cologne from FBC.

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