Beard Conditioners

Don't let the desert of daily life dry and fry your magnificent whiskers! Moisturize, replenish, strengthen, and more with our beard conditioner fit for an adventurer like you!

Beard Conditioners!

"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
John Garnett
Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Blueberries, warm tabbaco and aged mahogany

Awesome smell love it

The Jazzman - Beard Oil - Smooth Old-Fashioned, Orange Peel, Clean Musk
The Bearded Texan
The Jazzman - Beard Oil - Smooth Old-Fashioned, Orange Peel, Clean Musk
Jazzman Lights Up the Night

Jazzman is everything that I had hoped it was going to be. That orange really hits up front and then the musky scent comes into play rounding it out perfectly!

The Hero - Cologne - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
AG
The Hero - Cologne - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Smells Great!

My wife says this cologne Smells Great!

The Highlander - Beard Butter - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Jeff Darcy
The Highlander - Beard Butter - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
I’m a big Fan!

As soon as I saw the scent profile I knew I would like this one! Reminds me of the woods after a good rain. Sporting it as I head off for some Celtic immersion!

The Hero - Beard Oil - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
AG
The Hero - Beard Oil - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Smells Awesome

I love the scent of this, and it last!

Dr. Slumber - Deodorant - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
LM
Dr. Slumber - Deodorant - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
Love this scent

Ever since discovering this brand, not only my husband loves it, but I myself as a woman love the deodorants.
I tend to gravitate towards stronger, classically masculine scents, and the selection of deodorant just does it for me.
That being said, I love me a good lavender vanilla scented anything. This scent is perfect. Love, love, this scent. And as always the longevity.. I smell good all day.

The Marksman - Beard Balm - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
scott collins
The Marksman - Beard Balm - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Beard balm

This is yet another beard balm that while keeping the beard healthy and protected,has a phenomenal scent. (Thanks again fable)

Mystery Gift
Anthony
Mystery Gift

Wonder mystery product!

The Masquerader - Beard Oil - Butterscotch Liqueur, Delicate Bourbon, Marshmallow Root
Anthony
The Masquerader - Beard Oil - Butterscotch Liqueur, Delicate Bourbon, Marshmallow Root

Definitely smells like a party in a bottle!!! Love it!

The Grower - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Abiel
The Grower - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber

Love the smell and its a lot smoother than the cheap beard butter

Dr. Wolf - Beard Balm - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Ben Coyle
Dr. Wolf - Beard Balm - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Awesome produts

I really like the beard oil and balm. It has my beard feeling great and alive. Only problem, esthetic blueberry smell makes me hungry....🤣 But great products will be ordering more.

Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
GREG WESTFALL
Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Perfect

Best I’ve ever tried! Deep rich aroma, love love the feel of the oil on my beard.

The Quarterback - Beard Butter - Aromatic Timberwood, Freshly Squeezed Lemons, Grassy Fields
Reaper Badbelly
The Quarterback - Beard Butter - Aromatic Timberwood, Freshly Squeezed Lemons, Grassy Fields
Quarterback: simple, SOLID

Another solid fable scent! Lemon heavy but perfect for a spring day. Can’t wait to have this one in laying by the pool this summer. Definitely a lemonade profile to it.

The Teacher - Deodorant
Chris Bryant
The Teacher - Deodorant
My new favorite

I love the scent. I find the peach to be the driver in this one. Combining it with baker is my new daily routine.

Astro Miner - Beard Oil - Starlit Cologne, Meteor Ash, Golden Amber
A.W.
Astro Miner - Beard Oil - Starlit Cologne, Meteor Ash, Golden Amber

Loved the scent

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