Beard Conditioners

Don't let the desert of daily life dry and fry your magnificent whiskers! Moisturize, replenish, strengthen, and more with our beard conditioner fit for an adventurer like you!

Beard Conditioners!

"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Wizard - Beard Oil - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Doug Walters
The Wizard - Beard Oil - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
Great product

New to the Fable beard products and I have to say they are great!

Fable Army Subscription Kit
Jared Vogelheim
Fable Army Subscription Kit
The Celebrator

I absolutely loved this scent. The way it smells to me is like fresh honey from a bee hive, with a hint of a sweet cigar. It is a very good balanced scent. It last pretty much all day, depending if you are using the butter and oil combo. You will not be disappointed.

The Warlock - Beard Oil - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
Jody Caughron
The Warlock - Beard Oil - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
Def worth wearing!

Smells great all day and get compliments!!! I really enjoy the scent !!! Worth getting if ur not sure!!!!

The Hero - Beard Oil - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Jody Caughron
The Hero - Beard Oil - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Very nice!

It’s honestly a better scent than I thought it would be!! Not overpowering but def can smell it ask day!! And I’ve gotten compliments on it too!! Very nice!

Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Michael Stuttler
Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Wolf is King

Dr. Wolf is easy top 5 beard sent!
The blueberry goes so well with the pipe tobacco scent and last all day!

Krampus - Beard Oil - Evergreen Wreath, Pine Boughs, and Spiced Apples
B Sowell
Krampus - Beard Oil - Evergreen Wreath, Pine Boughs, and Spiced Apples

This oil smells amazing. I just wished the smell hung around longer than 1.5 hrs. I should have bought the balm, too.

Isaac Fenner
Fable Beard Co.
Good quality. Broad smell.

This Beard oil has my beard shiny and very soft. Great Quality oil and captain crimson smells very tropical and fresh. Will be trying out different oils at fable in the future.

Jack Frost - Beard Oil - Christmas Pine, Fir Trees, and Peppermint Stick
j.t.
Jack Frost - Beard Oil - Christmas Pine, Fir Trees, and Peppermint Stick

Great scent

Father Time - Basic Beard Care Kit
Justin West
Father Time - Basic Beard Care Kit
Father Time!!

This a nice sweet smelling fragrance. Coconut and apricot stand out the most to me and they work well together.

The Resolution - Beard Oil -Cuban Cigars, Brazilian Coffee, and Vintage Champagne
Ben Finnegan
The Resolution - Beard Oil -Cuban Cigars, Brazilian Coffee, and Vintage Champagne
Great scent

Excellent scent, warm dark coffee and fresh tobacco that opens into a little fruitiness and sparkle. Delightful.

Mr. Valentine - Cologne - Ripe Strawberries, Velvety Chocolate, and Creamy Nougat
Thomas Beckendorf
Mr. Valentine - Cologne - Ripe Strawberries, Velvety Chocolate, and Creamy Nougat

The scent on this is fantastic, tried The Cupid last year and this is as good if not better!

Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Adrian Fugate
Dr. Wolf - Beard Oil - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Great product and great company

I bought Dr Wolf, The Warlock, and Djinn. All three feel great in beard and the scents are amazing. If you're looking for a quality product then i highly recommend this company.

Dr. Wolf - Beard Conditioner - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Dylan Daniel
Dr. Wolf - Beard Conditioner - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany

My all time favorite sent profile. Finally got the wash and conditioner. 10/10 5 stars. Thank you for an amazing product.

Dr. Wolf - Beard Wash - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Dylan Daniel
Dr. Wolf - Beard Wash - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany

My all time favorite sent profile. Finally got the wash and conditioner. 10/10 5 stars. Thank you for an amazing product.

Mystery Gift
Dylan Daniel
Mystery Gift

My mystery gift was Dante beard butter. The sent profile is something I would have never expected. Definitely an acquired smell. Wouldn't have bought it myself but happy to receive it.

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