Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.

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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Carney - Beard Butter - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, Sweet Pipe Tobacco
Richard

Love it 😀

Organ Grinder - Deodorant - Moonlit Blueberry Jam, Cheesecake Filling, Roasted Almond Praline
Jr Lopez
Blueberry Cheesecake

Another great scent and great product from fable.

The Faceless - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Fireside Cider, Phantom Suede, Velvety Marzipan
Anthony Russo
Great scent

Once again another amazing scent from Fable!

The Keeper - Cologne - Exotic Tobacco, Citrus Zest, Ancient Woods, and Spicy Patchouli
Anthony

These products are absolutely amazing! The most unique scents, great packaging, the art is always so cool; and lastly the quality. I seriously have noticed a difference in not only my hair but my skin which is unexpected. I’m assuming these oils are good for the face and make their benefit felt throughout the face (with the face not getting greasy of course) as well because my skin has been looking better as well the last month. Biggest plus: my girl literally can’t stop smelling me. I’d just say, the smell in the bottles changes and sometimes dramatically once absorbed and settled so no snap judgements. Another cool element to these is that mixing them makes some amazing scents! Amazing customer service as well; if you don’t like something they will replace it quickly and kindly. Love Fable and the staff that work there; so happy to have found this company. They easily have a customer for life🙂🤍🏋️⚔️🎸🎵🧔🧔‍♀️🧔‍♂️😄.

The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Michael Kiner
Fresh donuts! Favorite scent!

This is my absolute favorite!! This is so good. Smells like fresh baked cinnamon dinuts.

Balloon Man - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Twisted Carnival Lollipops, Electric Yuzu, Rock Candy Crystals
Stacy Beckom
Balloon Man Flies High

Not knowing for certain what to expect from yuzu, or which lollipops or rock candy for that matter, I was very pleasantly surprised by this. Very sweet, but not heavy... Another fantastic fall scent that is so amazing to have a counterpart with Balloons... love the artwork as always from the master Jeff West also...

The Highway Hunter - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Roasted Pumpkin, Vanilla Bean, Toasted Marshmallow
MattF
The best fall scent

This smells outstanding! Get some, have an apple cider donut and enjoy!

Beard Master - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Aged Leather, Killer Bee Honey, Cursed Apple Trees
Marty Babin
The tops in leather events

The only thing that I like better done days is Oktoberfest!

Jack-O-Lantern - Beard Oil - Sugared Pecans, Pumpkin Muffins, Dark Roast Coffee
Robert Holm
Jack-O-Lantern - Beard Oil great fall scent

Jack-O-Lantern - Beard Oil Is a great fall scent.

REGINA FOX
I cannot rave enough about Fable Beard Co

I cannot rave enough about Fable Beard Co. The scents are AMAZING. They just keep NAILING the perfect blends. The products are amazing.

Jared Haney
I loved the Crusader complete bundle my beard feels softer and looks even better then it already did

I loved the Crusader complete bundle my beard feels softer and looks even better then it already did.

Bryant Albey
I am happy that I found Fable Beard co

I am happy that I found Fable Beard co. The products are amazing. Only problem is that they are addictive. Im not a collector like most of the fable family but I just keep buying more and more. If it weren't for some of the deals frequently offered I would be even more strapped. 😂

The Crusader - Beard Oil - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Martin Boone
Favorite scent

Tried this one last year and have bought it multiple times since. It is a nice blend of scents that is just right between mild and strong.

The Hero - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Jason Carson
The Hero Beard Butter

The Hero is high in my Character Rotation, the light Cologne Scent is what really sets this one apart from the others for me, I decided to raise my Beard care game, and started using the Butters. It really makes a difference, and makes my Beard Fable-licious!

Pincushion - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Big Top Timberwood, Caramelized Maple Ember, Shadowed Bergamot
Robert Weihofen
Keep your beard fresh!

Another fall scent from Fable that keeps your beard and skin fresh while smelling like fall!

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