Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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Father Time - Beard Oil - Musky Ambergris, Earthy Moss, Coconut Milk, and Ripe Apricot
Jason Mangham
Father Time - Beard Oil - Musky Ambergris, Earthy Moss, Coconut Milk, and Ripe Apricot
I'm digging it

The one note of this profile that caught my attention was Apricot. I got this during the clearance sale and am glad that I did. It's a good one!

The Romantic - Beard Oil - Crisp Bergamot, Sweet Guaiac Woods, Comforting Sandalwood
Travis Johnston
The Romantic - Beard Oil - Crisp Bergamot, Sweet Guaiac Woods, Comforting Sandalwood
Amazing

The romantic is an amazing scent. Very smooth and long lasting. Would purchase again.

The Distiller - Deodorant - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Bob Morris
The Distiller - Deodorant - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
THE DISTILLER DEODORANT

Smells n works great. The sent on this one lasts a long time.... Great stuff......

The Distiller - Beard Oil - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
William Tankersley
The Distiller - Beard Oil - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Good

Good product use daily

The Love Potion - Beard Oil - Fierce Citrus, Rugged Musk, Soft Peaches, and Light Berries
Stephanie
The Love Potion - Beard Oil - Fierce Citrus, Rugged Musk, Soft Peaches, and Light Berries

Got this for my husband. Omg smells soooo good

Dr. Wolf - Beard Conditioner - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Stephanie
Dr. Wolf - Beard Conditioner - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany

My husbands only brand and scent be will use.

Gleamfoot - Beard Balm - Vibrant Ozone, Orange Spark, Clean Eucalyptus
THOMAS HOLLAND BONNER
Gleamfoot - Beard Balm - Vibrant Ozone, Orange Spark, Clean Eucalyptus
My new favorite scent!

This has quickly become my new favorite beard balm! It's very clean and fresh smelling but also warm and comforting. I need to order more soon so I don't run out!

The Distiller - Beard Oil - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Randall Armstrong
The Distiller - Beard Oil - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
Great Scent

I got the oil & balm together and used them the next day after it arrived. It’s one of my favorites so far. Smells great and lasts all day. When I first put it on you can almost smell alcohol but then the other scents come out. My wife really likes it too.

Captain Crimson - Beard Balm - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
V.C.
Captain Crimson - Beard Balm - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla

Pleasant fragrance, I lean towards it due to the coconut smell

The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
Daniel
The Baker - Beard Oil - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice

One of my favorite scents

Lover Boy - Beard Oil - Seductive Musk, Refreshing Orange Blossom, Charming Anise, & Spicy Cardamom
Daniel
Lover Boy - Beard Oil - Seductive Musk, Refreshing Orange Blossom, Charming Anise, & Spicy Cardamom

Love the scent

Captain Crimson - Beard Balm - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
Jessica
Captain Crimson - Beard Balm - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla

Incredible summer scent. Its creamy, masculine, and unique. I love this

The Barkeep - Beard Oil - Unscented Blend
Jessica
The Barkeep - Beard Oil - Unscented Blend

Great oil, no scent is perfect for me so i can pair my scented balms with it instead of buying a matching scented oil

The Goldmonger - Beard Balm - Sun-Soaked Bergamot, Fresh Greenery, Vanilla Dust
Jessica
The Goldmonger - Beard Balm - Sun-Soaked Bergamot, Fresh Greenery, Vanilla Dust

Product is great and the smell is amazing.

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Daren
Fable Army Subscription

Great company

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