Collection: Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.
Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.
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The Barkeep - Unscented Beard Conditioner
4.73 / 5.0
(183) 183 total reviews
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The Distiller - Beard Conditioner - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
4.75 / 5.0
(92) 92 total reviews
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Dr. Wolf - Beard Conditioner - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
4.91 / 5.0
(78) 78 total reviews
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The Marksman - Beard Conditioner - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
4.64 / 5.0
(53) 53 total reviews
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The Hero - Beard Conditioner - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
4.56 / 5.0
(68) 68 total reviews
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Captain Crimson - Conditioner - Creamy Coconut, Warm Amber, Sea Salt, and Fresh Vanilla
4.83 / 5.0
(58) 58 total reviews
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The Scribe - Beard Conditioner - Coffee Beans, Dark Chocolate, Dark Espresso, Frothy Latte
4.81 / 5.0
(80) 80 total reviews
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The Teacher Co-Wash - Berry Scented Beard Conditioner
4.7 / 5.0
(71) 71 total reviews
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The Wizard - Beard Conditioner - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Toasted Vanilla Oats, Arcane Buttercream, and Orange Zest Sparks
4.49 / 5.0
(37) 37 total reviews
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The Baker - Beard Conditioner - Fresh Doughnuts, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Hint of Cinnamon Spice
5.0 / 5.0
(6) 6 total reviews
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The Troll - Beard Conditioner - Sandalwood Pipe, Oak Moss Bridge, Refreshing Stream, and Bright Spring Air
4.89 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
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The Lightning Rod - Fruity Cereal Super Hero Beard Conditioner
5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
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Dr. Slumber - Beard Conditioner - Fresh Lavender, Orange Flower, and Vanilla Bean
4.2 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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The Djinn - Beard Conditioner - Egyptian Cologne, Warm Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood
4.25 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
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The Grower - Beard Conditioner - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
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The Druid - Beard Conditioner - Creek Moss, Tobacco Leaf, and Bergamot
4.25 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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The Highlander - Beard Conditioner - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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The Crusader - Beard Conditioner - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
4.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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World Eater - Beard Conditioner - Earthy Vanilla Ice Cream, Tangy Orange Sherbet, and Enigmatic Etrog
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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The Warlock - Beard Conditioner - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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The Shark Hunter - Beard Conditioner - Succulent Island Pineapple, Toasted Coconut Husk, Pinewood Essence
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Corpsicle - Beard Conditioner - Blood Raspberry, Blackscary Jam, Infectious Vanilla
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Marshfellow - Beard Conditioner - Toasted Graham Cracker, Charred Marshmallow, Molten Chocolate
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Rum Runner - Beard Conditioner - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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The Slasher - Beard Conditioner - Spiced Rum Cake, Smoldering Citrus, Splintered Wood and Sinister Cinnamon
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The Bard - Beard Conditioner - Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
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Chupacabra - Beard Conditioner - Spicy Margarita, Mild Chili Peppers, Flaky Salt, Cactus Flower
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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The Elemental - Beard Conditioner - Fire Brewed Tea, Stewed Peaches, and Hibiscus Dust
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The Imagineer - Beard Conditioner - Roasted Marshmallow, Citrus Flash, and Warm Sandalwood
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Marshal - Beard Conditioner - Vanilla Tobacco, Cabin Logs, Forest Overgrowth
5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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The Refresher - Beard Conditioner - Gunpowder & Lemonade
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The Firefly - Beard Conditioner - Dewy Aloe, Sharp Lemon, & Smoked Oud
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The Witch Doctor - Beard Conditioner - Smoked Mango, Island Breeze, Dark Musk
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The Patriot - Beard Conditioner - Southern Pecan Pie, Fresh Spring Berries, and Creamy Vanilla
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The Illustrator - Beard Conditioner - Sunlit Oak, Honeyed Resin, Ambrosial Nectar
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The Musketeer - Beard Conditioner - Valiant Dark Walnut, Roguish Cognac, Smoldering Gunpowder
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Beard Conditioners!
"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out.
You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters.
"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.
"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil.
This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him. "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face. "Yer gonna need it."
As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"
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I ordered seven( getting three free) deodorants. All seven are a new adventure and work throughout the day. I am physically active, run, exercise, martial arts. And I am a massage therapist that is very close to people for hours a day. Fable Beard does the job with an adventurous pleasant array of scents! I will definitely order in the future when I run low!

Absolutely amazing product. The scent is arguably my favorite so far.

The Hitchhiker is an incredible earthly and masculine scent. It absolutely has an outdoor in nature smell. The butter melts down great when applied to the palms and easily works into the beard providing great moisture and a scent that last all day!
Highly highly recommend!

What a fantastic way to start off my first experience with the Fable Army. The Contender went beyond every expectation I had keeping me in the zone all day. The rich scent of well seasoned boxing glove leather, lingering tobacco from a smoke filled ring, and the mentholated muscle rub, kept me alert and in top fighting shape. Cannot wait for the new adventure the next subscription will bring‼️

Awesome tropical scent

Smells yummy, graham heavy for sure- not the longest lasting scent BUT definitely last a few hours , I only wish it had staying power but I do get a whiff of graham still after some hours have passed- by far my favorite scent by fable, right next to the Wizard/ you should make this mainline

Smell just as described.

Really love this scent, earthly but yet the right amount of tobacco to really make this scent pop..I always get compliments on this one!


My wife loves this scent - it’s her favorite one so far! (And she’s not a big fan of the beard, but having it smell good makes a huge difference!!) I use this one whenever I’m trying to earn some brownie points 😁

Wow, this is a Peat scented masterwork.

I found a new favorite

All the perks of achieving famed “Wizard” status, all in one box…and it arrived quick, fast, in a hurry, with everything in beautiful condition. The scents are what they are…I can’t say either scent hit me in the same way some of my all timers did…but I’m prone to think that upon using these oils, I’ll get a better experience than just the old smell test from the bottle. And Fable even threw in a bottle of the RoleModel, which is a solid, beautiful scent for me…so that’s a plus. Thank you, Fable…you didn’t have to love me like you did…but you did…and I THANK YOU!

I’m be of my favorites!

Smells great, and keeps my fave and beard moisturized
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The Barkeep - Unscented Beard Conditioner
4.73 / 5.0
(183) 183 total reviews
Regular price $ 24.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
The Distiller - Beard Conditioner - Mulled Spices, Aged Bourbon, and Deep Barrel Woods
4.75 / 5.0
(92) 92 total reviews
Regular price $ 24.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per