Beard Conditioner: Tame the Wild. Rule the Realm.

Fable Beard Co.'s beard conditioner is your post-wash potion for silky strength and mythical manageability. Formulated to soften coarse hair, calm the skin beneath, and wrap your beard in epic fragrance, it’s the key to turning even the most untamed facial hair into something fit for a throne. Whether you’re fresh from battle or just stepping into the day, your beard deserves this level of care—and control.


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"You've checked your map three more times as your ragged companions stop to settle on a dust-covered rock behind you. In this desert, you know there's a secret trove of treasure hidden in one of the many caves below the surface. But you've somehow found yourself turned around, parched, your beard covered in dust and sand and brittle as well as dried out. 

You hear a shout behind you as you're alerted—too late—to the arrival of a man risen from the heat waves. His grizzled face shows deep lines of hardship and sorrow, while his eyes are hard as he stares at you. He tips a wide-brimmed hat back with a flick of his finger, dangling his hands beside low-slung hip holsters. 

"Reckon' ya'll be lost," he says slowly. You finally recognize him: the infamous and dangerous Gunslinger. While your beard looks like sand-covered cactus, the Gunslinger's looks sleek, shiny, and healthy. How does he—.

"Ya'll ain't never heard of Fable Beard Co.? " He shakes his head, moving to set a bottle down on a rock a few paces away from you before backing up. "That ain't right, son. I can tell by yer frizzly whiskers and lost look. Listen here, this beard conditioner—" he taps it with a finger. " –is the best dang conditioner ye'll find this side of anywhere. Made with a lil bit of Wizard's magic and all-natural, cold-pressed oils. This here conditioner will prevent skin irritation and repair skin cells thanks to aloe vera, moisturize due to shea butter, sunflower oil, olive oil, avocado oil, wheat germ oil, castor oil, coconut, sweet almond, and jojoba oil. 

This conditioner will make sure yon beard o' yers gets real shiny, soft, stronger, and promotes growth. Best beard conditioner ye'll ever use, an' risk-free." He glances behind him.  "Unlike this desert. I highly suggest you skedaddle a lil more to the west to find whatcher lookin' for. And don't forget to bring the beard conditioner." He glances at your beard and back to your face.  "Yer gonna need it." 

As mysteriously as The Gunslinger appears, he melts away behind a protrusion of rock, leaving you to inspect the bottle he left behind and a note that if you don't like it, to contact The Princess for an exchange, no questions asked. You can reach her at customerservice@fablebeardco.com"

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The Highlander - Cologne - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany
Doug McKenzie
The Highlander - Cologne - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany

The Highlander - Cologne - Smoked Firewood, Robust Scotch, and Nostalgic Mahogany

Lucky Guy - Cologne - Cooling Sea Water, Clean Oak Moss, Golden Sugarcane
Jason
Lucky Guy - Cologne - Cooling Sea Water, Clean Oak Moss, Golden Sugarcane

Love this scent.

The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber
Donny Petree
The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber

The Marksman - Beard Oil - Crisp Pine, Warm Cedar, Fresh Sandalwood, Soft Mosses, and Mystical Amber

The Warlock - Beard Oil - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
Robert Yeager
The Warlock - Beard Oil - Dark Tobacco, Brown Ale, Citrus Spark, and Cherry Mist
Love it

Very nice scent, great product

The Hero - Beard Balm - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
Dr. Michael R. Hensley
The Hero - Beard Balm - Warm Tobacco, Light Cologne, & Mystical Amber
As advertized

Good scent. Excellent beard balm.

Lucky Guy - Deodorant - Cooling Sea Water, Clean Oak Moss, Golden Sugarcane
D.S.
Lucky Guy - Deodorant - Cooling Sea Water, Clean Oak Moss, Golden Sugarcane

Fast delivery

Rum Runner - Deodorant - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut
Anonymous
Rum Runner - Deodorant - Bay Rum Spices, Tahitian Lime, Fresh Coconut
Awesome deodorant

Great deodorant and it last all day.

The Resolution - Beard Oil - Cuban Cigars, Brazilian Coffee, and Vintage Champagne
Ron Ridgway
The Resolution - Beard Oil - Cuban Cigars, Brazilian Coffee, and Vintage Champagne

The Resolution - Beard Oil - Cuban Cigars, Brazilian Coffee, and Vintage Champagne

The Crusader - Beard Butter - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice
Travis Shipp
The Crusader - Beard Butter - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice

The Crusader - Beard Butter - Ancient Citrus Musk, Lavender Soaked Sandalwood, and Eucalyptus Spice

Dr. Wolf - Beard Balm - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Jason
Dr. Wolf - Beard Balm - Fresh Blueberries, Warm Tobacco, and Aged Mahogany
Dr Wolf

It has a sweet hint of tabaco that one would ware anywhere or anytime. I used it last as a night time butter.

The Illustrator - Beard Oil - Sunlit Oak, Honeyed Resin, Ambrosial Nectar
Aaron Larson
The Illustrator - Beard Oil - Sunlit Oak, Honeyed Resin, Ambrosial Nectar
Earthy, sweet, and clean

Illustrator is low-key the underrated kid in the scent lineup — and honestly deserves more hype. The oak keeps it grounded and earthy, while the honeyed resin and ambrosial nectar notes swoop in with just enough sweetness to keep things interesting. Smooth, clean, and relaxing

The Grower - Beard Oil - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Aaron Larson
The Grower - Beard Oil - Crisp Apples, Fresh Pear, Warm Oud, Aged Amber
Ready for Spring!

The Grower smells like spring showed up early and handed me a basket of fresh apples and pears. It’s bright, crisp, and makes me feel like I should be frolicking through an orchard instead of just going about my day. Definitely a warm-weather scent — and I’ll be reaching for it more as soon as winter gets the hint and leaves.

The Resolution - Beard Balm - Cuban Cigars, Brazilian Coffee, and Vintage Champagne
Patrick Curtain
The Resolution - Beard Balm - Cuban Cigars, Brazilian Coffee, and Vintage Champagne
Dark and Smokey

I love this scent. It’s dark and warm, smokey with a little sweet (tobacco) to it.
Quite enjoy it. It’s my #1 pick each morning at this point.

Fable Beard Co $100 Mystery Bundle: 4-10 Grooming Products ($200+ Value!)
Jason
Fable Beard Co $100 Mystery Bundle: 4-10 Grooming Products ($200+ Value!)

I always like their mystery bundles. Gives me an opportunity to try something new that I may not have purchased on my own. I have not been disappointed yet.

The Nice Guy - Beard Butter - White Tea Leaves, Vibrant Ozone, Woodsy Thyme
Joe Dix
The Nice Guy - Beard Butter - White Tea Leaves, Vibrant Ozone, Woodsy Thyme
A breath of fresh air.

This butter is the perfect pair to the Nice Guy oil. It smells of Alpine air with a body of tea and a bit of a waft of woodsy thyme, like a lakeside siren song.

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