🎅🔥 Chimney Creep – Beard Butter
Burnt Strength. Twisted Cheer. Power Forged in Holiday Havoc.
Smoldering Fireplace | Christmas Trees | Twisted Candy Cane
When the fire burns low and the night turns wicked, the Chimney Creep descends—charred, grinning, and leaving a trail of smoke and mischief behind. Once a bringer of joy, now a scorched trickster of Christmas chaos, his arrival fills the air with the smoldering scent of a dying fireplace, the ghost of pine from burnt Christmas trees, and a sinister swirl of peppermint sweetness. Each jar holds his unholy cheer—a blend of rich hydration, resilient control, and twisted warmth that lingers long after the embers fade.
This isn’t just beard butter—it’s festive rebellion in a jar. Whipped smooth and crafted to perfection, it melts instantly into your beard, softening every strand while infusing it with the scent of burnt candy canes and corrupted holiday spirit.
🎄 Scent Profile:
🔥 Smoldering Fireplace – Charred warmth and embered comfort
🌲 Christmas Trees – Scorched evergreen spirit rising from the ashes
🍭 Twisted Candy Cane – Peppermint sweetness gone delightfully dark
🌌 A Fragrance That Burns Bright and Twists Tradition
Chimney Creep Beard Butter is forged from five elite butters that hydrate, strengthen, and protect your beard through even the wildest holiday nights.
🎯 Benefits:
✔ Promotes Beard Strength – Reinforces against breakage and chaos
✔ Seals in Moisture – Deep, long-lasting hydration through the heat and cold
✔ Deep Conditioning – Transforms coarse hair into soot-slick smoothness
✔ Softens & Tames – Effortless shaping for even the wildest beards
✔ Long-Lasting Scent – Smoke and sweetness that haunt the holidays
✔ Nourishes Beneath – Revives and soothes the skin beneath the beard
🧴 What’s Included:
4 oz Beard Butter – A nutrient-rich blend that hydrates, strengthens, and restores your beard’s holiday resilience
🧈 Crafted with Five Elite Butters:
Cocoa Butter – Deep nourishment with a rich, velvety touch
Shea Butter – Protective softness that endures the winter chaos
Mango Butter – Lightweight hydration with a smooth, clean finish
Kokum Butter – Adds strength and structure for perfect control
Illipe Nut Butter – Locks in moisture for lasting softness and shine
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Chimney Creep doesn’t restore, soften, and awaken your beard with his burnt holiday charm—we’ll refund or replace your order, no questions asked.
🔥 Conquer the chaos. Command the holiday. Become Chimney Creep.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — Crafted for those who bring mayhem down the chimney.
