🎅🔥 Chimney Creep – Beard Wash
Burnt Cheer. Twisted Joy. Cleansing Power from the Depths of the Hearth.
Smoldering Fireplace | Christmas Trees | Twisted Candy Cane
From the scorched chimneys of a ruined Christmas Eve, the Chimney Creep descends—charred, grinning, and reeking of smoke and sin. Once a bringer of gifts, now a sooty specter crawling from the flames to ruin the season. The scent of smoldering fireplace fills the air, evergreen embers crackle with corrupted holiday cheer, and a swirl of twisted candy cane sweetness dances on the ashes.
Each wash becomes a dark ritual—scrubbing away the grime of the day and leaving behind the unmistakable aura of festive madness.
This isn’t just beard wash—it’s Christmas consumed by fire and reborn in wicked glee. Cleanse your beard, awaken the mischief, and emerge smelling like chaos wrapped in tinsel.
🎄 Scent Profile:
🔥 Smoldering Fireplace – The charred comfort of a home long burned
🌲 Christmas Trees – Scorched evergreens, twisted by smoke and spirit
🍭 Twisted Candy Cane – Sweet peppermint gone deliciously wrong
🧼 What’s Included:
1 x 8 oz Beard Wash – A rich, foaming cleanse infused with the burnt cheer of Chimney Creep
🎯 Benefits:
✔ Strengthens Beard Follicles – Fuels resilience through the heat of chaos
✔ Deep Cleansing – Removes soot, sin, and Christmas regrets
✔ Long-Lasting Fragrance – Sweet smoke that lingers like a ghost of holidays past
✔ Softens Beard Hairs – Smooth control from the ashes
✔ Gentle Yet Powerful – Cleansing mischief for everyday use
✔ Soothes the Skin Beneath – Comfort beneath the scorch
⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:
Water – Foundation of purity to cleanse away the ashes
Decyl Glucoside – Coconut-derived cleanser gentle as fresh snow
Xanthan Gum – Smooth, rich texture for even cleansing
Aloe Vera Powder – Soothes scorched skin and hydrates through the heat
Lauryl Betaine – Deep clean without stripping natural oils
Citric Acid – Balances pH and leaves a bright, wicked shine
Castor Oil – Strength and gloss even Santa would envy
Sweet Almond Oil – Nourishment through the flames
Coconut Oil – Softens and hydrates every charred strand
Jojoba Oil – Balances, conditions, and protects
Argan Oil – Restores life to beards singed by the Creep’s arrival
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant, holiday horror perfected
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Chimney Creep doesn’t cleanse, refresh, and awaken your inner holiday menace—we’ll refund or replace your order, no questions asked.
🔥 Wash away the merry. Embrace the madness. Become Chimney Creep.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — Crafted for those who bring the chaos down the chimney.
