Corpsicle - Beard Butter - Blood Raspberry, Blackscary Jam, Infectious Vanilla

🍦💀 Corpsicle – Beard Butter ❄️🚨

Blood Raspberry | Blackscary Jam | Infectious Vanilla

He once dished out joy from an ice cream truck. Now he delivers screams from beyond the grave. Corpsicle roams the streets in his frost-covered ride, his scent trailing behind like a haunted dessert. Sweet. Chilling. Disturbingly delicious.

This frozen nightmare of Blood Raspberry, Blackscary Jam, and Infectious Vanilla transforms your grooming ritual into a terrifyingly smooth treat. It’s creamy. It’s creepy. It’s cold-blooded care for your beard.

🍧 Scent Profile:

Blood Raspberry – Tart and twisted, like a scream stuck in syrup
Blackscary Jam – Deep, sticky sweetness with a shadow behind it
Infectious Vanilla – Smooth and creamy, with a sickly-sweet chill

💥 A Fragrance That Haunts and Hydrates

Corpsicle Beard Butter isn’t just grooming—it’s refrigeration for the soul. Crafted with five elite butters and chillingly good ingredients, it deeply hydrates, softens, and wraps your beard in the scent of an undead ice cream man’s final ride.

💪 Benefits:

Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Keeps your beard alive... even if you’re not

Seals in Moisture – Locks in hydration like frost on a freezer door

Deep Moisturization – Soothes every strand with cool comfort

Softens Beard Hairs – Leaves your beard silky and scare-free

Long-Lasting Scent – Clings like a popsicle to a summer nightmare

Reduces Skin Irritation – Calms the skin beneath with soothing sweetness

🧴 What’s Included:

Beard Butter (4 oz) – A whipped, icy-smooth blend that chills, conditions, and sweetens your grooming game.

❄️ Crafted with Five Elite Butters:

Cocoa Butter – Deep, lasting hydration

Shea Butter – Vitamin-rich smoothness

Mango Butter – Natural shine, cool touch

Kokum Butter – Strength and protection

Illipe Nut Butter – Locks in moisture like cold clings to chrome

Note: Texture may shift with temperature—Corpsicle approves.

Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:

If Corpsicle doesn’t freeze your fears and soften your scruff—or if the scent doesn’t scream ice cream nightmare—we’ll exchange it. No questions asked.

🍦 Chill Bold. Groom Cold. Become Corpsicle. 💀

Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for those who serve dessert after death.