Corpsicle Beard Wash

🍦💀 Corpsicle – Beard Wash ❄️🧟♂️

Blood Raspberry | Blackscary Jam | Infectious Vanilla

He once handed out joy on a cone. Now, he delivers chills in the dark. Corpsicle, the undead ice cream truck driver, cruises through nightmares with a jingle that curdles blood and a scent that freezes time.

This frosty blend of Blood Raspberry, Blackscary Jam, and Infectious Vanilla turns your shower into a haunted dessert parlor. Sweet, sinister, and spine-tingling, it’s like washing your beard with the final scream of a popsicle gone wrong.

🧊 Scent Profile

Blood Raspberry – Tart, juicy, and dripped in dread

Blackscary Jam – Dark and sticky, like a smear of sweet doom

Infectious Vanilla – Smooth and sweet, with a viral twist of decay

💥 What’s Included

1 x 8oz Beard Wash – A rich-lathering, cold-crushing cleanser that removes dirt, softens scruff, and wraps your beard in a scent colder than the grave.

❄️ Benefits

Strengthens Beard Integrity – Fortifies each strand with frozen resilience

Deep Hydration – Gently cleanses without stripping essential oils

Long-Lasting Fragrance – Lingers like a sugar-fueled nightmare

Softens Beard Hairs – Smooth and tangle-free with a ghostly touch

Gentle Yet Powerful – Great for daily use, even in undead conditions

Soothes Skin Beneath – Cools and comforts your skin—even beyond the grave

🧪 Ingredients & Benefits

Water – Hydrates like a frozen lake

Decyl Glucoside – Coconut-derived cleanser for gentle lather

Xanthan Gum – Adds thick, luxurious texture

Aloe Vera Powder – Soothes like the first bite of cold

Lauryl Betaine – Foams up for deep cleaning

Citric Acid – Balances skin's pH with eerie perfection

Castor Oil – Adds strength and frozen shine

Sweet Almond Oil – Deep hydration and icy softness

Coconut Oil – Smooths and seals in chill

Jojoba Oil – Balances like a scream in the night

Argan Oil – Enhances softness, even in frostbitten beards

Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant, skin-safe, and disturbingly delightful

Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee

If Corpsicle doesn’t make your beard feel deathly fresh—or the scent doesn’t haunt your hygiene—we’ll exchange it. No questions asked.

🍦 Smell Cold. Groom Bold. Become Corpsicle. 💀
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the legends who jingle after dark.