Corpsicle Ultimate Bundle

🍦💀 Corpsicle – Ultimate Beard Care Kit ❄️🚨

Blood Raspberry | Blackscary Jam | Infectious Vanilla

Once a cheerful neighborhood icon, now a frozen nightmare on wheels. Corpsicle, the undead ice cream truck driver, rolls through the streets with a jingle that chills your bones and a scent that lingers long after the last cone melts.

This Ultimate Beard Care Kit is your complete grooming arsenal—infused with Corpsicle’s sinisterly sweet signature scent. Think twisted nostalgia: Blood Raspberry, Blackscary Jam, and Infectious Vanilla. It’s sticky, cold, and horrifyingly smooth.

🍧 Scent Profile

Blood Raspberry – Tart and juicy with a crimson bite

Blackscary Jam – Dark, syrupy sweetness that clings to the senses

Infectious Vanilla – Creamy and smooth… until it turns haunting

🧔 What’s Included in The Ultimate Beard Care Kit:

1 x 1oz Beard Oil – Hydrate and revive with chilling smoothness

1 x 2oz Beard Balm – Shape and tame with frozen precision

1 x 4oz Beard Butter – Deeply moisturize and soften like melting madness

1 x 8oz Beard Wash – Cleanse the cold chaos from your beard

1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner – Restore softness and shine after every frozen fright

1 x Natural Deodorant – Stay terrifyingly fresh, no matter how long the route

1 x Cologne Spray (80ml) – A scent that lingers like a scream in the snow

❄️ Why Choose the Corpsicle Kit?

Complete Grooming System – From icy cleanse to cold-blooded scent

Sinisterly Sweet Scent – Like childhood dreams frozen into nightmares

Premium Ingredients – Cold-pressed, phthalate-free, and horror-approved

Legendary Results – A soft, styled beard that smells like fear dipped in frosting

Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee

If Corpsicle doesn’t freeze your senses—in the best way—we’ll exchange it. No questions asked.

🍦 Freeze the Room. Chill the Vibe. Become Corpsicle. 💀

Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for those who turned a summer jingle into a cold legend.