🌀 Crooked – Natural Deodorant
A Twisted Menace in the Attic. A Whisper Behind the Walls. The Sweetness of Sin and Spice.
Caramel Custard | Cinnamon Pears | Twisted Spiced Chai
High above the flicker of the lanterns, Crooked stirs—his grin wide and warped in the dim attic light. The air drips with caramel custard, rich and indulgent. Juicy cinnamon-dusted pears glisten in the shadows while a swirl of twisted spiced chai lingers with wicked warmth. Cozy temptation meets eerie allure—an autumn dessert gone delightfully dark.
This isn’t just deodorant—it’s your secret weapon against the ordinary. Stay fresh, mysterious, and dangerously irresistible from dawn to midnight’s whisper.
🌀 Scent Profile:
🍮 Caramel Custard – Smooth, buttery sweetness with a haunting finish
🍐 Cinnamon Pears – Crisp orchard warmth kissed with spice
☕ Twisted Spiced Chai – Dark, aromatic comfort laced with danger
🧪 About Our Natural Deodorant
Aluminum-free and crafted with skin-loving ingredients, Crooked’s formula keeps you fresh through every twisted hour. Smooth, protective, and gentle—perfect for those who dwell in both light and shadow.
🎯 Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Aluminum-Free – Safe, effective, and skin-friendly
✔ All-Day Freshness – Confidence that doesn’t crack under pressure
✔ Sinfully Sweet Scent – Decadent dessert meets dark mystery
✔ Smooth Application – Nourishing comfort for every skin type
🌿 Key Ingredients:
Beeswax – Long-lasting, protective glide
Coconut Oil – Moisturizes and soothes naturally
Shea Butter – Deep hydration and softness
Arrowroot Powder – Absorbs moisture without irritation
Baking Soda – Neutralizes odor at its source
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant, darkly delicious blend
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Crooked doesn’t keep you fresh—or if his charm fades too soon—we’ll refund or replace your order, no questions asked.
🌀 Stay fresh, stay fearless, and let your scent whisper secrets from the attic.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — Crafted for those who dare to twist the tale.
