🔥🚛 Hitchhiker – Beard Butter
Birch Tar | Extinguished Smoke | Rain-Soaked Grass
He went up in flames on a midnight haul, but the road wasn’t done with him. Now he rides the line between the living and the long gone—an echo of screeching tires and burning steel. Hitchhiker doesn’t knock… he rolls in with smoke on his heels and the ghost of rain in his wake.
This beard butter isn’t just nourishment—it’s resurrection. Cloaking your beard in the scorched aroma of birch tar, smoldering ash, and fresh-wet earth, Hitchhiker leaves behind a scent that’s haunting, grounding, and grimly addictive.
🛣 Scent Profile:
Birch Tar – Burnt and bitter, like the ghost of a highway crash
Extinguished Smoke – Ashy and dense, clinging like a memory
Rain-Soaked Grass – Cool, earthy, and eerily calming—like the stillness after sirens
💥 A Fragrance That Revives and Restores
Hitchhiker Beard Butter is more than conditioning—it’s armor for the beard of a road-worn soul. Whipped from five elite butters and fortified oils, it delivers deep hydration and otherworldly softness to every strand—no matter how wild the ride.
💪 Benefits:
✔ Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Built for survivors of the wreck
✔ Seals in Moisture – Locks in hydration like fog hugging pavement
✔ Deep Moisturization – Resurrects brittle hairs with haunting care
✔ Softens Beard Hairs – Tames the scorched and the stubborn
✔ Long-Lasting Scent – Follows you like smoke in your rearview
✔ Reduces Skin Irritation – Calms the cursed skin beneath
🧴 What’s Included:
Beard Butter (4 oz) – A rich, whipped formula that hydrates, softens, and cloaks your beard in the haunting essence of the Hitchhiker.
🧈 Crafted with Five Elite Butters:
Cocoa Butter – Deep, lasting hydration forged in fire
Shea Butter – Vitamin-packed softness for the scorched and weary
Mango Butter – Adds a natural shine that outlasts the smoke
Kokum Butter – Strength and structure, even after the crash
Illipe Nut Butter – Seals in moisture, keeps the storm out
Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If Hitchhiker doesn’t bring your beard back from the ashes—or the scent doesn’t ride with you into the fog—we’ll exchange it. No questions asked.
🚛 Groom with Grit. Smell Like Smoke. Become Hitchhiker.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the ones who never made it home… but kept driving anyway.
