Hitchhiker - Complete Butter Kit - Birch Tar, Extinguished Smoke, Rain-soaked Grass

🔥🚛 Hitchhiker – Complete Beard Care Kit

Birch Tar | Extinguished Smoke | Rain-Soaked Grass

He doesn't roam in sunlight—he rolls through fog and fire. The Hitchhiker is the restless spirit of a highway gone wrong, a burned-out legend steering through the wreckage of memory. His scent is the aftershock of a midnight crash: bitter smoke, scorched rubber, and the damp hush of roadside earth.

This Complete Beard Care Kit gives you everything you need to rise from the ashes—deep hydration, serious softening, and a scent that trails like smoke behind a ghost rig. It’s bold. It’s grounded. And it doesn’t stop for anything.

🛣 Scent Profile

Birch Tar – Heavy and bitter, like scorched steel after impact
Extinguished Smoke – Ashen and dark, the ghost of a flame long gone
Rain-Soaked Grass – Fresh, earthy stillness—where the wreck cooled and the legend began

🧔 What’s Inside:

Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrates, strengthens, and scents your beard with road-born resilience

Beard Butter (4 oz) – Deeply conditions for a finish as smooth as freshly paved asphalt

Beard Wash (8 oz) – Scrubs away the residue of a life on fire

Beard Conditioner (8 oz) – Restores softness after the storm

💥 Why Choose the Hitchhiker Kit?

✅ Full Grooming Routine – Clean, hydrate, condition, and style for the long haul
✅ Signature Scent of Smolder & Rain – A haunting blend that lingers like burnt memory
✅ Naturally Formulated – Cold-pressed, phthalate-free, skin-safe ingredients
✅ Legendary Results – A beard that smells like it’s seen things… and survived them

Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee

If Hitchhiker doesn’t grip your senses—or the scent doesn’t linger like a backroad ghost—we’ll exchange it. No questions asked.

🚛 Smell Burned. Groom Bold. Become Hitchhiker.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the ones who never made it home… but kept on driving.