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Malt Shop Marty - Beard Wash - Vanilla Ice Cream, Orange Soda, Whipped Cream Swirl

Malt Shop Marty - Beard Wash - Vanilla Ice Cream, Orange Soda, Whipped Cream Swirl

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Worry Free Scent Exchange

If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.

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During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days

The Wizard’s Promise

🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils

💯 Free of damaging phthalates

🇺🇸 Made in the USA

👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)

Malt Shop Marty – Beard Wash
Clean Start. Classic Fresh. Built to Cruise.

Vanilla Ice Cream | Orange Soda | Whipped Cream Swirl

Some guys overdo it.
Marty keeps it simple—and gets it right.

Malt Shop Marty Beard Wash is made for the guy who knows everything starts with a clean slate. The one who rolls out fresh, polished, and ready to go—no shortcuts, no nonsense. He doesn’t need attention… he earns it by showing up right every time.

Marty lives by that routine.
Clean. Smooth. Always dialed in.

Like any well-kept ride, a great beard starts with the basics. Keeping it clean without stripping it down is what keeps it looking sharp, feeling soft, and staying ready for whatever the day brings.

This wash delivers exactly that.

Rich, gentle, and effective, it builds a smooth lather that cleans deep without drying you out—leaving your beard refreshed, hydrated, and easy to manage.

The scent brings the whole scene together.

It opens with Vanilla Ice Cream, creamy, smooth, and nostalgic—like that first perfect scoop at your favorite spot. Sweet, classic, and instantly familiar.

Next comes Orange Soda, bright, fizzy, and full of citrus pop. It cuts through with a refreshing, playful kick that feels bold and straight out of a neon-lit drive-in.

Finally, Whipped Cream Swirl settles in—light, airy, and indulgently smooth, leaving behind a soft, creamy finish that lingers just right.

The result is clean, smooth, and effortlessly cool—a scent that feels like chrome shine, jukebox tunes, and summer nights that never end.

This isn’t just about getting clean.
It’s about starting smooth.

Scent Profile
🍨 Vanilla Ice Cream – Creamy, nostalgic sweetness with classic smooth warmth
🍊 Orange Soda – Bright, fizzy citrus with playful energy
🍦 Whipped Cream Swirl – Light, airy sweetness with a soft, indulgent finish

What’s Included
1 × 8 oz Beard Wash – A rich foaming cleanser infused with Malt Shop Marty’s smooth, nostalgic fragrance

Benefits
Deeply cleans without stripping natural oils
Removes buildup while maintaining beard health
Softens beard hair for a smooth, touchable feel
Leaves a smooth, nostalgic scent that lasts
Gentle enough for daily use
Soothes and hydrates the skin beneath the beard

Ingredients & Benefits
Water – Clean, effective base
Decyl Glucoside – Gentle coconut-derived cleanser
Xanthan Gum – Smooth, even lather
Aloe Vera Powder – Calms and soothes skin
Lauryl Betaine – Deep cleans without irritation
Citric Acid – Balances for healthy shine
Castor Oil – Strengthens and supports thickness
Sweet Almond Oil – Softens and nourishes
Coconut Oil – Helps protect against dryness
Jojoba Oil – Conditions from root to tip
Argan Oil – Adds luster and smoothness
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and thoughtfully blended

Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Malt Shop Marty doesn’t leave your beard clean, fresh, and ready to cruise, we’ll make it right—no questions asked.

Stay fresh.
Stay cool.

Only from Fable Beard Co. — where every character has a story.

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