💥🎄 Missile Toe – Beard Butter
Fable’s Secret Service Defender of the North
Tactical Strength. Winter Discipline. Power Forged in Holiday Duty.
Red Holly Berries | Crisp Pinecones | Blackberry Puree
When frost creeps across the gates of Christmas and danger dares to draw near, Missile Toe takes position. The North Pole’s heavy munitions expert, he’s the silent sentinel behind every safe sleigh route and secured chimney drop. Unshakable, fearless, and armed with precision, his presence alone keeps the spirit of the season protected.
This rich, conditioning beard butter is his secret weapon—melting instantly into your beard to restore softness, strength, and command. Bold notes of Red Holly Berries ignite with festive intensity, Crisp Pinecones deliver clean woodland freshness, and Blackberry Puree grounds it all in smooth, confident sweetness.
This isn’t just beard butter—it’s field-grade readiness whipped into a jar.
🎯 Scent Profile:
🍒 Red Holly Berries – Bright, bold energy that sharpens your senses
🌲 Crisp Pinecones – Clean, grounding freshness straight from the frozen forest
🫐 Blackberry Puree – Smooth, dark sweetness with tactical allure
🧴 What’s Included:
4 oz Beard Butter – A nutrient-dense formula built for softness, strength, and endurance in the coldest conditions
🎖️ Benefits:
✔ Promotes Beard Strength – Reinforces your beard against winter wear
✔ Seals in Moisture – Deep hydration that withstands the harshest climates
✔ Deep Conditioning – Smooths coarse hair and restores commanding softness
✔ Softens & Tames – Tactical grooming with no frizz or frost interference
✔ Long-Lasting Scent – Bold freshness that endures through every mission
✔ Nourishes Beneath – Comforts and restores the skin under your beard’s armor
🧈 Crafted with Five Elite Butters:
Cocoa Butter – Deep nourishment for lasting protection
Shea Butter – Locks in moisture through arctic conditions
Mango Butter – Lightweight hydration and smooth finish
Kokum Butter – Strengthens for durability and structure
Illipe Nut Butter – Seals hydration for lasting softness and shine
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Missile Toe doesn’t deliver supreme softness, strength, and winter command—we’ll refund or replace your order, no questions asked.
💥 Melt. Fortify. Protect the Pole.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — Crafted for those who guard Christmas with strength, courage, and an unforgettable scent.
