Missile Toe - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Red Holly Berries, Crisp Pinecones, Blackberry Puree

💥🎄 Enter the Command Post of Missile Toe

Once the North Pole’s most decorated defense operative, Missile Toe now stands as its last line of protection—ready, vigilant, and armed with winter’s boldest weapon: precision. Stationed among snow-swept outposts and twinkling lights, he patrols the frosty horizon, leaving behind the unmistakable scent of Red Holly Berries, Crisp Pinecones, and Blackberry Puree. Driven by duty and forged by cold, he embodies the spirit of courage that keeps Christmas safe.

Scent Profile:

🍒 Red Holly Berries – Bright and invigorating, sparking alertness and focus
🌲 Crisp Pinecones – Cool, clean authority drawn from the frozen forest
🫐 Blackberry Puree – Smooth, confident sweetness with a dark, commanding edge

Missile Toe’s legend is one of steadfast defense and unwavering resolve. When frost creeps too close or mischief dares to threaten the Pole, he’s already in motion—silent, sharp, and scented like winter itself. His trail is one of crisp pine and lingering berries, a signature as distinct as the warrior who bears it.

Missile Toe is more than just a scent—it’s the call to readiness, courage, and winter command. Crafted with precision and premium natural ingredients, this bold blend strengthens, conditions, and fortifies your beard while surrounding you with the scent of unshakable confidence and cold-weather mastery.

What’s Inside:

💥 Beard Oil (1 oz) – Missile Toe Edition: Hydrate and condition your beard with the invigorating, powerful blend of holly berries, pinecones, and blackberry puree.
💥 Beard Butter (4 oz): A smooth, conditioning formula that softens, restores, and shapes your beard while sealing in hydration and resilience against winter’s harsh chill.

Why Choose the Missile Toe Basic Beard Care Kit?

✅ Essential Beard Care: Whether you choose Beard Butter or Beard Balm paired with our Beard Oil, you’ll experience hydration, control, and structure worthy of the Pole’s finest.
✅ Tailored to Your Mission: Customize your kit to match your grooming goals and field needs.
✅ Premium Formulations: Crafted from all-natural, cold-pressed oils and phthalate-free ingredients to maintain a beard that’s as strong as it is refined.

Step into the command post of Missile Toe with Fable Beard Co. and prepare your beard for the season’s most daring missions—armed with strength, precision, and the unmistakable scent of winter discipline.

The Wizard’s Promise

✅ All-natural, cold-pressed oils
🧴 Phthalate-free and beard-safe
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
⏱️ Long-lasting performance and scent endurance

Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee

If The Wizard’s magic doesn’t leave you amazed, or if the scent isn’t your perfect mission match, we’ll exchange it for another fragrance—no questions asked.

💥 Fortify. Command. Protect the Pole.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — Crafted for those who stand guard over the spirit of Christmas.