💥🎄 Missile Toe – Beard Wash
Fable’s Secret Service Defender of the North
Tactical Freshness. Arctic Precision. Cleansing Power for the Protector of the Pole.
Red Holly Berries | Crisp Pinecones | Blackberry Puree
When threats loom on the frozen horizon, Missile Toe steps forward—Fable’s top munitions expert and silent guardian of the North Pole. His mission is simple: protect Christmas at all costs. With a beard as battle-ready as his aim, he wields every wash like a weapon—cleansing deep, fortifying the follicle line, and leaving behind a scent sharp enough to cut through the cold.
Vibrant holly berries spark the senses like warning lights in the snow, crisp pinecones bring the grounding calm of a winter forest, and blackberry puree lingers with dark sweetness—bold, confident, and dangerously refined.
This isn’t just beard wash—it’s field-grade freshness for those who defend the magic of the season.
🎯 Scent Profile:
🍒 Red Holly Berries – Bright, bold energy to fuel every mission
🌲 Crisp Pinecones – Fresh, clean, and powerfully grounded
🫐 Blackberry Puree – Smooth, dark sweetness that commands attention
🧼 What’s Included:
1 x 8 oz Beard Wash – A rich, foaming cleanse infused with Missile Toe’s rugged and winter-ready formula
🎖️ Benefits:
✔ Strengthens Beard Follicles – Keeps your mane mission-ready
✔ Deep Cleansing – Removes buildup from every operation
✔ Long-Lasting Fragrance – A bold scent that won’t fade under pressure
✔ Softens Beard Hairs – Smooth and touchable, even in the frostiest climates
✔ Gentle Yet Tactical – Perfect for daily use through the holiday grind
✔ Soothes the Skin Beneath – Restores comfort after a long day on patrol
⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:
Water – The base of every elite-grade wash
Decyl Glucoside – Coconut-derived cleanser, gentle as fresh snow
Xanthan Gum – Ensures a smooth, even lather
Aloe Vera Powder – Soothes and hydrates winter-worn skin
Lauryl Betaine – Cleans deeply without stripping natural oils
Citric Acid – Balances and brightens for a healthy shine
Castor Oil – Promotes strength and thickness
Sweet Almond Oil – Nourishes and softens through every mission
Coconut Oil – Locks in hydration against arctic air
Jojoba Oil – Conditions and protects from root to tip
Argan Oil – Adds luster and vitality for a commanding beard
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and battle-tested
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Missile Toe doesn’t leave your beard clean, strong, and winter-ready—we’ll refund or replace your order, no questions asked.
💥 Lather up. Lock in. Protect the Pole.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — Crafted for those who keep Christmas safe, one wash at a time.
