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Missile Toe - Cologne - Red Holly Berries, Crisp Pinecones, Blackberry Puree

Missile Toe - Cologne - Red Holly Berries, Crisp Pinecones, Blackberry Puree

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If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.

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The Wizard’s Promise

🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils

šŸ’Æ Free of damaging phthalates

šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø Made in the USA

šŸ‘ƒšŸ» Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)

šŸ’„šŸŽ„ Missile Toe – Cologne
Fable’s Secret Service Defender of the North

Tactical Precision. Arctic Resolve. The Scent of Winter Command.

Red Holly Berries | Crisp Pinecones | Blackberry Puree

When the icy winds rise and the sleigh bells fall silent, Missile Toe steps into the cold. The North Pole’s elite heavy munitions expert, he’s the quiet force behind the fortress—alert, composed, and armed with a scent as bold as his resolve. Each spray releases the crisp confidence of Red Holly Berries, the grounded strength of Crisp Pinecones, and the dark, magnetic sweetness of Blackberry Puree.

Powerful. Commanding. Impossible to ignore. This is the fragrance of a man who protects Christmas itself.

This isn’t just cologne—it’s presence in its purest form.

šŸŽÆ Scent Profile:
šŸ’ Red Holly Berries – Vibrant, festive intensity that cuts through the cold
🌲 Crisp Pinecones – Fresh, clean authority born from the northern wilds
🫐 Blackberry Puree – Smooth, deep sweetness with an edge of mystery

šŸŽ A Fragrance That Commands Attention and Confidence

Crafted with precision and purpose, Missile Toe Cologne blends seasonal sophistication with field-tested endurance. It’s sharp yet smooth, festive yet formidable—a scent that carries the strength of duty and the confidence of command. Perfect for the man who stands ready when the cold comes calling.

āœ… What’s Included:
1 x 80 ml Cologne Spray – A bold, confident, and winter-ready fragrance that endures through every mission

āš—ļø Ingredients:
Denatured Alcohol – Quick-drying, long-lasting base for clean wear
Fragrance Oil (IFRA-compliant) – Premium, skin-safe, and expertly balanced for enduring freshness

šŸ›”ļø Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Missile Toe doesn’t deliver commanding freshness and steadfast confidence—we’ll refund or replace your order, no questions asked.

šŸ’„ Stand tall. Smell powerful. Protect the Pole.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — Crafted for those who guard the magic of Christmas with strength, precision, and pride.

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