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Missile Toe - Complete Balm Kit - Red Holly Berries, Crisp Pinecones, Blackberry Puree

Missile Toe - Complete Balm Kit - Red Holly Berries, Crisp Pinecones, Blackberry Puree

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Worry Free Scent Exchange

If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.

Ships In 1 Business Day

Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.

During Peak Holiday Times expectĀ fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days

The Wizard’s Promise

🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils

šŸ’Æ Free of damaging phthalates

šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø Made in the USA

šŸ‘ƒšŸ» Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)

šŸ’„šŸŽ„ Upgrade Your Grooming Game with Missile Toe Complete Beard Care Kit

Prepare for duty and defend the North with Fable Beard Co.’s Complete Beard Care Kit, now featuring Missile Toe — the North Pole’s elite heavy munitions expert and steadfast protector of Christmas cheer. This ultimate grooming arsenal includes everything you need for a strong, healthy, and impeccably maintained beard, infused with the bold, commanding scent of Red Holly Berries, Crisp Pinecones, and Blackberry Puree.

Command the Cold with Missile Toe

When icy winds rise and the North Pole stands on high alert, Missile Toe answers the call. His scent cuts through the frost with sharp confidence and grounded composure. Red Holly Berries deliver a burst of festive power, Crisp Pinecones bring the clean strength of the frozen forest, and Blackberry Puree adds a dark, smooth edge worthy of the Pole’s finest operative.

Courageous, composed, and unmistakably bold, Missile Toe transforms your grooming routine into a ritual of precision, protection, and purpose.

Scent Profile:

šŸ’ Red Holly Berries – Bright and invigorating, sparking focus and fortitude
🌲 Crisp Pinecones – Rugged and fresh, grounding strength in the storm
🫐 Blackberry Puree – Smooth and confident, leaving an unmistakable trail

Missile Toe isn’t just a scent—it’s the spirit of Arctic readiness. Crafted with premium ingredients, this bold winter blend strengthens, hydrates, and softens your beard while leaving behind the unmistakable scent of duty and discipline.

What’s Inside:

šŸ’„ Beard Oil (1 oz): Hydrates and conditions for long-lasting softness and shine.
šŸ’„ Beard Balm (2 oz): Tames, shapes, and adds firm, tactical control for a clean look.
šŸ’„ Beard Wash (8 oz): Deeply cleanses while preserving your beard’s natural oils.
šŸ’„ Beard Conditioner (8 oz): Restores smoothness, softness, and strength through harsh winter days.

Why Choose the Missile Toe Complete Beard Care Kit?

āœ… All-in-One Solution: Everything a holiday defender needs for complete beard mastery.
āœ… Tailored Precision: Products designed to work seamlessly together for optimal performance.
āœ… Premium Formulations: Natural, phthalate-free ingredients crafted for superior beard and skin health.
āœ… Long-Lasting Fragrance: 8–10 hours of commanding freshness and confidence.

The Wizard’s Promise:

āœ… All-natural, cold-pressed oils
🧓 Phthalate-free and beard-safe
šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø Made in the USA
ā±ļø Long-lasting performance and scent endurance

Whether you’re standing guard at the gates of the North Pole or leading the charge through the blizzard, the Missile Toe Complete Beard Care Kit ensures your beard stays fortified, flawless, and field-ready. Strength, precision, and presence—all in one powerful kit.

Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:

If Missile Toe doesn’t deliver legendary strength, comfort, and command—we’ll exchange or refund your order, no questions asked.

šŸ’„ Gear up. Smell powerful. Protect the Pole.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — Forged for those who defend the magic of Christmas.

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