🌑🕷️ Nightcrawler – Beard Wash
Citrus Vanilla Grotto | Fiery Clove | Cranberry Bite
He slinks through the woods on silent limbs, eyes glowing, breath thick with menace. Nightcrawler doesn’t knock—he appears. Lurking just beyond the flicker of the firelight, his scent creeps in first—twisted, citrus-sweet, and spiked with fear.
This is no ordinary wash. It’s the essence of dread and desire, a cleansing ritual scented with chilling citrus, burning clove, and the tart bite of cranberry. Sinister. Seductive. Pure nightmare fuel.
💀 Scent Profile:
Citrus Vanilla Grotto – Smooth, exotic citrus softened by lurking vanilla
Fiery Clove – Smoldering spice that pricks the senses
Cranberry Bite – Tart, sharp, and just a little bloody
💪 What’s Included:
1 x 8oz Beard Wash – A powerful, dark-forest-ready cleanser that washes away sweat, fear, and the remnants of whatever followed you home from camp.
💥 Benefits:
✔ Strengthens Beard Integrity – Keeps your beard strong when your courage isn’t
✔ Deep Hydration – Cleans without stripping natural oils
✔ Long-Lasting Fragrance – Haunting, spicy-sweet scent that lingers like a memory you don’t want
✔ Softens Beard Hairs – Smooth, manageable texture with a touch of terror
✔ Gentle Yet Powerful – Tough on grime, soft on skin—built for monsters and mortals
✔ Soothes Skin Beneath – Calms the chaos under your beard, even when Nightcrawler’s near
⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:
Water – The base of your grooming ritual
Decyl Glucoside – Coconut-based cleanser for gentle purification
Xanthan Gum – Rich texture for even lathering
Aloe Vera Powder – Soothes skin like the eye of a storm
Lauryl Betaine – Lathers deep to lift the night away
Citric Acid – Balances your skin like the still before the scream
Castor Oil – Adds shine, strength, and otherworldly resilience
Sweet Almond Oil – Hydration that lasts through the longest night
Coconut Oil – Softens and calms even in the heat of horror
Jojoba Oil – Restores balance when the woods throw you off
Argan Oil – Repairs, strengthens, and smooths
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant, skin-safe, and deliciously disturbing
Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Nightcrawler doesn’t stalk your senses—or the scent doesn’t make your skin crawl in all the right ways—we’ll exchange it. No questions asked.
🌕 Smell Strange. Stay Sharp. Become Nightcrawler. 🕷️
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the creatures that come out when the lanterns go out.
