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Patches - Beard Butter - Spiced Pumpkin Puree, Dark Mocha, Burnt Honey Drizzle

Patches - Beard Butter - Spiced Pumpkin Puree, Dark Mocha, Burnt Honey Drizzle

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Worry Free Scent Exchange

If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.

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Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.

During Peak Holiday Times expectĀ fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days

The Wizard’s Promise

🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils

šŸ’Æ Free of damaging phthalates

šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø Made in the USA

šŸ‘ƒšŸ» Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)

šŸ§©šŸ”Ŗ Patches – Beard Butter
Stitched Sweetness. Bitter Darkness. Madness Preserved.

Spiced Pumpkin Puree | Dark Mocha | Burnt Honey Drizzle

By day, he was faceless—just another shadow in the crowd. By night, he became Patches, the psycho with power tools and a patchwork made of skin. In hidden workshops, his laughter echoes as he stitches flesh into clothing, every seam sealed with madness. Death never stopped him. Now, his presence lingers in every jar—pumpkin spiced and sweet, mocha brewed dark and bitter, honey scorched into something cruel. Comfort cut apart. Sweetness corrupted. Humanity stitched into horror.

This isn’t just beard butter—it’s a whipped blend of deep hydration and twisted control. Smooth, rich, and relentlessly conditioning, it restores strength and softness while leaving behind a fragrance that clings like a stitched scar.

🧵 Scent Profile:
šŸŽƒ Spiced Pumpkin Puree – Sweet warmth ripped open to mask the nightmare beneath
ā˜• Dark Mocha – Bold bitterness fueling his obsession
šŸÆ Burnt Honey Drizzle – Golden sweetness scorched into cruelty

šŸŒ«ļø A Fragrance That Clings Like Stitches

The Patches Beard Butter is crafted with five elite butters and a premium oil blend to deliver deep conditioning, stitched control, and a scent that lingers long after the night ends.

šŸŽÆ Benefits:
āœ” Promotes Beard Strength – Power stitched in madness
āœ” Seals in Moisture – Hydration that endures the hunt
āœ” Deep Conditioning – Revives coarse, dry beards with relentless care
āœ” Softens & Tames – Brings order to even the wildest strands
āœ” Long-Lasting Scent – Sweet, dark, and unforgettable
āœ” Nourishes Beneath – A fleeting comfort before the blade returns

🧓 What’s Included:
4 oz Beard Butter – A whipped, nutrient-rich balm that hydrates, softens, and strengthens

🧈 Crafted with Five Elite Butters:
Cocoa Butter – Rich nourishment, decadent yet dangerous
Shea Butter – Deep softness, a false comfort before the cut
Mango Butter – Lightweight conditioning, fleeting respite
Kokum Butter – Non-greasy hydration, structure beneath the stitches
Illipe Nut Butter – Locks in strength and resilience, like seams pulled tight

šŸ›”ļø Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If Patches doesn’t restore your beard with strength, softness, and stitched endurance—we’ll release you. No questions asked.

🧩 Step Into His Workshop. Hydrate in Darkness. Wear Patches.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the lost, the fearless, and the beards that dare to be stitched forever.

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