Patches - Cologne - Spiced Pumpkin Puree, Dark Mocha, Burnt Honey Drizzle

🧩🔪 Patches – Cologne
Stitched Sweetness. Bitter Darkness. Madness Remembered.

Spiced Pumpkin Puree | Dark Mocha | Burnt Honey Drizzle

In life, he blended into the crowd. In darkness, he became Patches—the psycho with power tools, stitching his victims’ skin into patchwork clothes. Death could not silence him. In eternity, his presence stalks the air—pumpkin spiced and sweet but torn open, mocha bitter and sharp as steel, honey scorched into something cruel. Comfort cut apart. Sweetness corrupted. Humanity worn like cloth.

This isn’t a cologne for the faint—it binds, clings, and refuses to let go.

🕸️ Scent Profile:
🎃 Spiced Pumpkin Puree – Deceptive warmth, sweetness masking horror
☕ Dark Mocha – Bitter darkness fueling obsession
🍯 Burnt Honey Drizzle – Golden sweetness, scorched and cruel, lingering like stitches pulled tight

🔥 A Fragrance That Clings Like Stitched Flesh

Crafted with premium, skin-safe ingredients, the Patches Cologne is bold, long-lasting, and unforgettable. It’s the scent of steel, seams, and madness stitched into memory.

✅ What’s Included:
1 x 80ml Cologne Spray – A twisted fragrance that lingers long after the night ends

⚗️ Ingredients:
Denatured Alcohol – Fast-drying base for clean, lasting wear
Fragrance Oil (IFRA-compliant) – Premium, skin-safe, and stitched in darkness

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If Patches doesn’t command, cling, and stitch his mark into memory—we’ll release you. No questions asked.

🧩 Step Into His Workshop. Wear the Madness. Wear Patches.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the lost, the fearless, and the beards that dare to be stitched forever.