Patches - Complete Balm Kit - Spiced Pumpkin Puree, Dark Mocha, Burnt Honey Drizzle

🧩🔪 Patches – Complete Beard Care Kit
He Blended by Day. By Night, He Stitches Forever.

Spiced Pumpkin Puree | Dark Mocha | Burnt Honey Drizzle

They say you hear him before you see him—the whir of power tools, the pull of seams tightening, and then the grip that never lets go. Patches doesn’t arrive with comfort—he arrives with madness, his presence binding you in shadows that reek of scorched sweetness, bitter darkness, and stitched obsession. His scent lingers like madness stitched into flesh: pumpkin torn open, mocha brewed sharp and bitter, honey scorched into cruelty.

He doesn’t fade. He clings. A bold blend of sweet, dark, and twisted depth, Patches turns daily beard care into ritual—and fragrance into something unforgettable.

🕸️ Scent Profile:
🎃 Spiced Pumpkin Puree – Deceptive sweetness ripped apart to mask the horror beneath
☕ Dark Mocha – Bitter fuel for stitched obsession
🍯 Burnt Honey Drizzle – Golden sweetness scorched into cruelty that clings

🧔 What’s Inside:
1 x Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrates and strengthens with stitched resilience
1 x Beard Balm (2 oz) – Tames and styles with relentless hold
1 x Beard Wash (8 oz) – Cleanses with ruthless efficiency
1 x Beard Conditioner (8 oz) – Restores softness and resilience

🎯 Why Choose The Patches Kit?
✅ Complete Grooming Ritual – Cleanse, hydrate, style, and condition daily
✅ Signature Bold Scent – Sweet, dark, and unforgettable
✅ Premium Formulations – Cold-pressed oils, phthalate-free, and skin-safe
✅ Built for Daily Use – Strong performance with stitched reliability

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Patches doesn’t stitch strength, endurance, and unforgettable presence into your beard—we’ll replace it. No questions asked.

🧩 Step Into His Workshop. Groom with Madness. Wear Patches.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the lost, the fearless, and the beards that dare to be stitched forever.