Patches Complete Butter Kit

🧩🔪 Patches – Complete Beard Care Kit
Stitched Sweetness. Bitter Darkness. Madness Restored.

Spiced Pumpkin Puree | Dark Mocha | Burnt Honey Drizzle

He once blended into the world by day—but his hunger grew darker. By night, he became Patches, the slasher with power tools and a patchwork stitched from the skin of his victims. Death never silenced his work. Now, his ritual lingers in every drop—pumpkin spiced and sweet but torn open, mocha bitter and sharp, honey scorched into cruelty. This scent doesn’t fade—it clings, stalks, and stitches itself into memory.

No barbershop polish here—only the stitched ritual of strength, conditioning, and unforgettable fragrance. This is your daily arsenal for a beard that feels restored, looks powerful, and carries a scent that refuses to let go.

🕸️ Scent Profile:
🎃 Spiced Pumpkin Puree – Sweet warmth ripped open to mask the horror beneath
☕ Dark Mocha – Bold bitterness fueling stitched obsession
🍯 Burnt Honey Drizzle – Golden sweetness scorched and cruel, lingering like madness

🧔 What’s Inside:
1 x Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrates and strengthens with stitched resilience
1 x Beard Butter (4 oz) – Deeply conditions and softens with twisted control
1 x Beard Wash (8 oz) – Cleanses with ruthless efficiency
1 x Beard Conditioner (8 oz) – Restores strength and manageability

🎯 Why Choose The Patches Kit?
✅ Complete Grooming Ritual – Cleanse, hydrate, condition, and style
✅ Signature Bold Scent – Sweet, dark, and unforgettable
✅ Premium Formulations – Cold-pressed oils, phthalate-free, and skin-safe
✅ Built for Daily Use – Strong enough for endurance, gentle enough for survival

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If Patches doesn’t stitch strength, resilience, and unforgettable scent into your beard—we’ll replace it. No questions asked.

🧩 Step Into His Workshop. Groom with Madness. Wear Patches.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the lost, the fearless, and the beards that dare to be stitched forever.