🧩 Patches – Natural Deodorant
Spiced Pumpkin Puree | Dark Mocha | Burnt Honey Drizzle
In the dead of night, the whir of power tools cuts through the silence. From the shadows lumbers Patches—a crazed slasher psycho who stitches his life together from the skin of his victims. His patchwork clothes reek of madness, each seam a memory of screams. Driven by obsession, he carves, cuts, and collects, sewing horror into every fiber of his being. The scent he leaves behind is just as twisted—sweet pumpkin torn open, mocha brewed dark and bitter, honey scorched to a sinister finish.
He doesn’t just stalk his victims.
He wears them.
🧩 Scent Profile:
🎃 Spiced Pumpkin Puree – Warm and seasonal, masking terror with comfort
☕ Dark Mocha – A bitter, intoxicating darkness that fuels the night
🍯 Burnt Honey Drizzle – Sweetness charred into something cruel
🧪 About Our Natural Deodorant
Crafted in the lair of Patches, this aluminum-free formula shreds odor and saws through sweat with brutal efficiency. Smooth on and endure the madness—this is survival stitched in fear.
🎯 Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Aluminum-Free – No toxins, no chains
✔ Long-Lasting Freshness – Fright that won’t fade
✔ Skin-Friendly – Wicked strong yet gentle
✔ Twisted Scent – Dark, sweet, unforgettable
🌿 Key Ingredients:
Beeswax – Seals every patch in place
Coconut Oil – Soothes what the blade cannot
Shea Butter – A fleeting softness in the nightmare
Arrowroot Powder – Absorbs what’s left behind
Baking Soda – Cuts odor at the core
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant, yet stitched with horror
🔐 Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Patches doesn’t claim his place in your legend, we’ll refund, replace, or release you—no questions asked.
🧩 Step Into His Workshop. Wear the Madness.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for those who dare to be stitched into legend.
