Fable Beard Co.
Patches - Ultimate Bundle - Spiced Pumpkin Puree, Dark Mocha, Burnt Honey Drizzle
Patches - Ultimate Bundle - Spiced Pumpkin Puree, Dark Mocha, Burnt Honey Drizzle
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isnāt what you expected, weāll exchange it for anotherāno questions asked.
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The Wizardās Promise
The Wizardās Promise
šæ All-natural cold-pressed oils
šÆ Free of damaging phthalates
šŗšø Made in the USA
šš» Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
š§©šŖ Patches ā Ultimate Beard Care Kit
Stitched Sweetness. Bitter Obsession. Madness Eternal.
Spiced Pumpkin Puree | Dark Mocha | Burnt Honey Drizzle
He was once nothing more than a shadow in the crowd. But when night fell, he became Patchesāthe slasher with power tools and a hunger stitched in madness. In hidden workshops, he carved and collected, sewing the skin of his victims into patchwork clothes. Death never ended his work; his ritual continues in eternity. His presence clings like twisted seamsāpumpkin spiced and sweet but torn open, mocha brewed bitter and dark, honey scorched into cruelty. Comfort cut apart. Sweetness corrupted. Humanity stitched into horror.
This isnāt just beard careāitās the complete ritual of the stitched psycho. Hydration, control, softness, and endurance bound together in one kit. Whether in daylight or under midnightās silence, your beard will carry strength, obsession, and a scent that refuses to let go.
šøļø Scent Profile:
š Spiced Pumpkin Puree ā Deceptive sweetness ripped apart to mask the nightmare
ā Dark Mocha ā Bitter darkness fueling stitched obsession
šÆ Burnt Honey Drizzle ā Golden sweetness, scorched and cruel, clinging like madness
š§ Whatās Included in The Ultimate Beard Care Kit:
1 x 1oz Beard Oil ā Hydrates and nourishes with stitched strength
1 x 2oz Beard Balm ā Shapes and binds with relentless control
1 x 4oz Beard Butter ā Deep conditioning for softness and stitched resilience
1 x 8oz Beard Wash ā Cleanses with twisted efficiency
1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner ā Restores power and manageability
1 x Natural Deodorant ā Long-lasting sinister freshness
1 x 80ml Cologne Spray ā Bold, haunting fragrance stitched into memory
šÆ Why Choose The Patches Kit?
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Complete Grooming Ritual ā Every tool stitched in madness
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Signature Scent ā Sweet, dark, and unforgettable
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Premium Formulations ā Cold-pressed oils, phthalate-free, and skin-safe
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Built for Daily Use ā Strong enough for endurance, gentle enough for survival
š”ļø Fableās Risk-Free Guarantee:
If Patches doesnāt stitch strength, endurance, and unforgettable scent into your legendāweāll release you. No questions asked.
š§© Step Into His Workshop. Wear the Madness. Wear Patches.
Only from Fable Beard Co.ācrafted for the lost, the fearless, and the beards that dare to be stitched forever.





