Patient Zero - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Tart Gummy Candy, Spiced Harvest Musk, Buttery Fried Dough
Patient Zero - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Tart Gummy Candy, Spiced Harvest Musk, Buttery Fried Dough
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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Ships In 1 Business Day
Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Enter the World of Patient Zero
Patient Zero marks the moment everything changed within the CarnEvil. Before the panic spread through the midway and before the infected began to multiply, there was one—the first person infected by the mysterious virus that would soon consume the carnival. Whatever he was before is disappearing quickly as the infection takes hold, transforming him into something violent, unpredictable, and no longer entirely human. Patient Zero embodies the horrifying beginning of the outbreak, the first signs of infection, and the moment the CarnEvil realizes there may be no stopping what has begun.
Scent Profile
🍬 Tart Gummy Candy – Mouth-puckering gummy candy bursting with sharp, sugary fruit sweetness
🍎 Spiced Harvest Musk – Warm harvest spices layered with rich fruit, tonka, and a dark musky finish
🎪 Buttery Fried Dough – Hot, golden fried dough coated in rich buttery sweetness straight from the midway
What's Inside
Beard Oil (1 oz): Hydrates and conditions with Patient Zero's dangerously addictive carnival-inspired blend
Beard Butter (4 oz): A deep conditioning formula that softens, restores, and seals in moisture for lasting comfort
Why Choose Patient Zero Basic Beard Care Kit?
Essential beard care built for confidence and everyday performance
Simple, effective grooming focused on softness, control, and daily beard health
Premium formulations made with all-natural, cold-pressed oils and phthalate-free ingredients
Step into the story with Patient Zero from Fable Beard Co. and turn your daily grooming routine into part of the outbreak spreading through the CarnEvil.
The Wizard's Promise
All-natural, cold-pressed oils
Phthalate-free and beard-safe
Made in the USA
Long-lasting performance and scent endurance
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Wizard's magic doesn't leave you satisfied—or if Patient Zero isn't the right fit—we'll exchange it for another fragrance, no questions asked.
The first infected.
The beginning of the end.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — Where Every Beard Has A Story.
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from 40059 reviews
Amazing. Makes me want ro eat pie
Pumpkin eater really does smell like an old school pumpkin pie. Connell or whistle just straight up pumpkin pie this is thanksgiving desert in a bottle.
I’m really enjoying Fable Beard Co.’s “The Marksman” beard oil. It has this great woodsy scent that reminds me of fall in New England, which I absolutely love. The scent also lasts a long time without being too strong or overpowering. Just a really great beard oil with a scent I can see myself coming back to again and again. Definitely recommend it!
Love it
Love it, one of my favorite things about Thanksgiving is the pumpkin pie. This is pumpkin pie in a jar!
Another great one, Organ Grinder is a stand out scent.
Another great one, I love Dr Wolf.
absolutely love it, just be careful with the deodorant. it is a softer textured deodorant so don't be rough with it.
Hands down, one of the best scents Fable has produced. I love citrus scents, but this is above and beyond. It's spicy, but sour and sweet. The balm has a nice hold. Will be buying more for sure because I can't get enough of the scent
Great way to have a new surprise every month including body wash which finalizes the whole package. Excited to see what's coming as we go through the holidays and the entire year!
My favorite scent I've tried from fable. Went back to order more and found out it was a limited one. Makes me sad as I could smell this scent forever. Light and refreshing for sure
Man, I love the smell of the oil and butter. I actually look forward to smelling every day. Thanks for a genuine product!
I have really enjoyed my fable products. Great quality products and scent selection. Solid mainline scents and fun seasonal options!!
As usual 100%
I’ve been a Fable customer for over a year now The Distiller and The LumberJack were my favorites. I just tried The Carney and The Beard Master and these two by far are now my new favorite scents. But I definitely love them all. Sometimes the hardest choice is choosing what I wanna smell like for the day. I don’t think I could ever go back to using regular products.
Patient Zero - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Tart Gummy Candy, Spiced Harvest Musk, Buttery Fried Dough