Patient ZeroBeard Wash · 8 oz · Gentle cleanse

Patient Zero – Beard Wash
The First Infected. The Beginning of the End.

Tart Gummy Candy | Spiced Harvest Musk | Buttery Fried Dough

The Patient Zero Beard Wash is crafted around the man who started it all. Before the panic spread through the CarnEvil, before the midway descended into chaos, there was Patient Zero—the first person infected by the mysterious virus that would soon consume the carnival. Whatever he was before is disappearing quickly as the infection takes hold, transforming him into something violent, unpredictable, and no longer entirely human. Patient Zero embodies the horrifying beginning of the outbreak, the first signs of infection, and the moment the CarnEvil realizes there may be no stopping what has begun.

Scent Profile
🍬 Tart Gummy Candy – Mouth-puckering gummy candy bursting with sharp, sugary fruit sweetness
🍎 Spiced Harvest Musk – Warm harvest spices layered with rich fruit, tonka, and a dark musky finish
🎪 Buttery Fried Dough – Hot, golden fried dough coated in rich buttery sweetness straight from the midway

What's Included
1 × 8 oz Beard Wash – Gently cleanses away dirt, oil, and buildup while nourishing your beard with Patient Zero's dangerously addictive carnival-inspired formula

Benefits
Gently removes dirt, oil, and daily buildup
Cleanses without stripping away natural moisture
Helps soften coarse beard hair for improved manageability
Supports a cleaner, healthier-looking beard
Refreshes both beard and the skin beneath
Leaves your beard feeling clean, hydrated, and revitalized
Infuses your beard with a tart, spiced carnival fragrance that lingers

Ingredients & Benefits
Water – Clean, effective base for a refreshing cleanse
Decyl Glucoside – Gentle coconut-derived cleanser that removes dirt and buildup without over-drying
Xanthan Gum – Creates a smooth, even lather for easy application
Aloe Vera Powder – Calms and soothes both beard and skin
Lauryl Betaine – Deep cleans while remaining gentle on the skin
Citric Acid – Helps balance pH for a healthier-looking, shinier beard
Castor Oil – Strengthens beard hair and supports a fuller appearance
Sweet Almond Oil – Softens and nourishes for improved manageability
Coconut Oil – Helps lock in moisture and protect against dryness
Jojoba Oil – Conditions beard hair from root to tip while supporting skin health
Argan Oil – Adds natural luster, softness, and smoothness
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and thoughtfully blended

Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee
If Patient Zero doesn't leave your beard feeling clean, refreshed, and ready to survive the outbreak, we'll make it right—no questions asked.

The first infected.
The beginning of the end.

Only from Fable Beard Co. — Where Every Beard Has A Story.