Patient ZeroComplete Balm Kit · Oil, Balm, Wash & Conditioner

Upgrade Your Routine with Patient Zero Complete Beard Care Kit

Tart Gummy Candy | Spiced Harvest Musk | Buttery Fried Dough

Patient Zero represents the horrifying beginning of the CarnEvil outbreak. Before the panic spread through the midway, before the infected began to multiply, there was Patient Zero—the first person infected by the mysterious virus that would soon consume the carnival. Whatever he was before is disappearing quickly as the infection takes hold, transforming him into something violent, unpredictable, and no longer entirely human. Patient Zero marks the first signs of infection and the moment the CarnEvil realizes there may be no stopping what has begun.

Scent Profile
🍬 Tart Gummy Candy – Mouth-puckering gummy candy bursting with sharp, sugary fruit sweetness
🍎 Spiced Harvest Musk – Warm harvest spices layered with rich fruit, tonka, and a dark musky finish
🎪 Buttery Fried Dough – Hot, golden fried dough coated in rich buttery sweetness straight from the midway

What's Included in Patient Zero Complete Beard Care Kit
1 × 1 oz Beard Oil – Hydrates, softens, and supports healthy growth
1 × 2 oz Beard Balm – Shapes and controls with flexible, natural hold
1 × 8 oz Beard Wash – Gentle cleansing without stripping natural oils
1 × 8 oz Beard Conditioner – Restores moisture, smoothness, and manageability

Why Choose Patient Zero Complete Beard Care Kit?
Complete daily beard care system
Flexible-hold balm for effortless shaping and control
Premium, skin-safe formulas
Built for comfort, confidence, and everyday performance

Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee
If Patient Zero doesn't leave you feeling confident, refreshed, and ready to survive the outbreak, we'll make it right—no questions asked.

The first infected.
The beginning of the end.

Only from Fable Beard Co. — Where Every Beard Has A Story.