Pumpkin Eater Beard Wash

Pumpkin Eater – Beard Wash
Eat to Win. Claim the Prize. Leave No Crumbs.

Prize Pumpkin Pie | Creamy Whipped Topping | Toasted Pie Crust

The Pumpkin Eater Beard Wash is crafted for the man who never backs down from a challenge—or another slice. A legend of the CarnEvil's infamous pumpkin pie eating contest, Pumpkin Eater has devoured his way to victory and claimed the prize year after year. With an endless appetite and a determination to defend his title, every towering pie placed before him is just another chance to prove why he's the undisputed champion of the midway. Pumpkin Eater embodies competitive spirit, carnival excess, and the sweet taste of victory.

Scent Profile

🎃 Prize Pumpkin Pie – Warm spiced pumpkin baked into a rich, prize-winning pie
🍦 Creamy Whipped Topping – Fluffy whipped cream with smooth vanilla sweetness
🥧 Toasted Pie Crust – Golden baked pastry with warm, buttery depth

What's Included

1 × 8 oz Beard Wash – Gently cleanses away dirt, oil, and buildup while nourishing your beard with Pumpkin Eater's carnival-inspired formula

Benefits

Gently removes dirt, oil, and daily buildup
Cleanses without stripping away natural moisture
Helps soften coarse beard hair for improved manageability
Supports a cleaner, healthier-looking beard
Refreshes both beard and the skin beneath
Leaves your beard feeling clean, hydrated, and revitalized
Infuses your beard with a warm, decadent carnival fragrance that lingers

Ingredients & Benefits

Water – Clean, effective base for a refreshing cleanse
Decyl Glucoside – Gentle coconut-derived cleanser that removes dirt and buildup without over-drying
Xanthan Gum – Creates a smooth, even lather for easy application
Aloe Vera Powder – Calms and soothes both beard and skin
Lauryl Betaine – Deep cleans while remaining gentle on the skin
Citric Acid – Helps balance pH for a healthier-looking, shinier beard
Castor Oil – Strengthens beard hair and supports a fuller appearance
Sweet Almond Oil – Softens and nourishes for improved manageability
Coconut Oil – Helps lock in moisture and protect against dryness
Jojoba Oil – Conditions beard hair from root to tip while supporting skin health
Argan Oil – Adds natural luster, softness, and smoothness
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and thoughtfully blended

Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee

If Pumpkin Eater doesn't leave your beard feeling clean, refreshed, and ready to defend the title at the CarnEvil, we'll make it right—no questions asked.

Eat to win.
Claim the prize.

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