🎪 Snippy – Beard Butter
Carnival Chaos. Silken Sweetness. Shears in the Night.
Twisted Funnel Cake | Fresh Buttered Popcorn | Dripping Caramel Apples
By day, the carnival calls. By night, Snippy stalks—his laughter echoing, his shears flashing, his scent a sinister trap of twisted funnel cake, warm buttered popcorn, and sticky caramel apples dripping with menace. Sweet enough to lure you in, sharp enough to make you stay too long—each jar carries the clown’s twisted essence. Playful yet dark, tempting yet terrifying, he leaves his mark on every strand.
This isn’t just beard butter—it’s a whipped blend of deep hydration and silken control. Smooth, rich, and enduring, it restores strength and softness while leaving behind the lingering sweetness of the carnival gone wrong.
🎪 Scent Profile:
🍩 Twisted Funnel Cake – Fried sugar spun into chaos
🍿 Fresh Buttered Popcorn – Warm, salty temptation under the big top
🍎 Dripping Caramel Apples – Sticky sweetness hiding a sinister bite
🌫️ A Fragrance That Lingers Like a Carnival Nightmare
Snippy Beard Butter is crafted with five elite butters to deliver deep conditioning, lasting softness, and a scent that clings long after the carnival closes.
🎯 Benefits:
✔ Promotes Beard Strength – Fortified beneath the clown’s grin
✔ Seals in Moisture – Hydration that endures into the midnight show
✔ Deep Conditioning – Revives coarse, dry beards with ease
✔ Softens & Tames – Brings silken control to wild strands
✔ Long-Lasting Scent – Wickedly sweet notes that follow you
✔ Nourishes Beneath – Comfort for the skin behind the shears
🧴 What’s Included:
4 oz Beard Butter – A nutrient-rich blend that hydrates, softens, and strengthens
🧈 Crafted with Five Elite Butters:
Cocoa Butter – Rich nourishment, as tempting as funnel cake
Shea Butter – Deep softness, soothing and restorative
Mango Butter – Lightweight conditioning with a sweet edge
Kokum Butter – Balanced structure, steady hydration
Illipe Nut Butter – Locks in resilience, preserves softness
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Snippy doesn’t restore your beard with strength, softness, and carnival sweetness—we’ll refund or replace your order, no questions asked.
🎪 Step Into the Carnival. Hydrate in Sweetness. Fear the Shears.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for those who dare.
