Snippy - Beard Oil & Butter Kit - Twisted Funnel Cake, Fresh Buttered Popcorn, Dripping Caramel Apples

🎪 Snippy – Basic Beard Oil & Butter Kit

He Laughs in Shadows. By Night, His Shears Endure.

Twisted Funnel Cake | Fresh Buttered Popcorn | Dripping Caramel Apples

They say you never meet the same Snippy twice—one moment he lures you with the sugary spin of funnel cake, the next he tempts with warm buttered popcorn, before trapping you in the sticky sweetness of dripping caramel apples. He doesn’t rush—he lingers, weaving chaos, sweetness, and terror into every blend. This is no ordinary ritual, but carnival madness preserved in every jar and bottle.

He doesn’t fade. He endures—sweet, twisted, unforgettable. The Snippy Basic Beard Oil & Butter Kit is the perfect daily pairing for strength, softness, and a fragrance that clings like the echo of sinister laughter.

🎪 Scent Profile:
🍩 Twisted Funnel Cake – Fried sugar spun with danger
🍿 Fresh Buttered Popcorn – Warm, salty temptation under the big top
🍎 Dripping Caramel Apples – Sticky sweetness with a sinister bite

🧔 What’s Inside:
✔ Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrates and strengthens with Snippy’s twisted touch
✔ Beard Butter (4 oz) – Deeply conditions, softens, and tames with carnival chaos

🎯 Why Choose the Snippy Basic Beard Kit?
✅ Daily Ritual Essentials – The perfect foundation for carnival beard care
✅ Signature Scent – Funnel cake, popcorn, and caramel chaos
✅ Crafted for Quality – Cold-pressed, phthalate-free, and skin-safe
✅ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee – If Snippy doesn’t deliver sweetness and fear—we’ll replace it. No questions asked.

🎪 Step Into the Carnival. Groom with Sweetness. Fear the Shears.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for those who dare.