🎪 Snippy – Beard Wash
Carnival of Chaos. Sweet Temptation. Cleansing with a Cut.
Twisted Funnel Cake | Fresh Buttered Popcorn | Dripping Caramel Apples
Step right up… but don’t get too close. Snippy’s grin hides more than laughter—behind it gleam the sharp shears of a clown who takes a little more than hair. His scent is a wicked carnival blend: fried funnel cake twisted with sugar, warm buttered popcorn crackling in the air, and dripping caramel apples too sweet to resist. Each wash is a plunge into madness—foaming, cleansing, and leaving your beard refreshed with the dark joy of the big top.
This isn’t just beard wash—it’s survival in a sideshow gone sinister. Wash away the grit, but beware—Snippy is always waiting for his next cut.
🎪 Scent Profile:
🍩 Twisted Funnel Cake – Fried sweetness, dusted with danger
🍿 Fresh Buttered Popcorn – Warm, buttery nostalgia turned unnerving
🍎 Dripping Caramel Apples – Sticky sweetness with a sharp edge
🧼 What’s Included:
1 x 8 oz Beard Wash – A rich foaming cleanse laced with Snippy’s carnival chaos
🎯 Benefits:
✔ Strengthens Beard Follicles – Resilient growth under the clown’s gaze
✔ Deep Cleansing – Strips away grit, grease, and carnival smoke
✔ Long-Lasting Fragrance – Sweet, twisted notes that linger after the wash
✔ Softens Beard Hairs – Smoother styling, easier control
✔ Gentle Yet Effective – Safe for daily use, even in the funhouse
✔ Soothes the Skin Beneath – Comfort beneath the chaos
⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:
Water – Base of the cleansing ritual
Decyl Glucoside – Coconut-derived foaming cleanser
Xanthan Gum – Smooth, stable consistency
Aloe Vera Powder – Soothes and hydrates skin
Lauryl Betaine – Deep cleansing without harshness
Citric Acid – Balances pH for shine and health
Castor Oil – Softens and adds natural gloss
Sweet Almond Oil – Nourishes with vitamins
Coconut Oil – Light hydration and conditioning
Jojoba Oil – Smooths and balances beard texture
Argan Oil – Restores strength and vitality
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant, carnival-sweet and sinister
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Snippy doesn’t cleanse, refresh, and leave your beard smelling like carnival chaos—we’ll refund or replace your order, no questions asked.
🎪 Step into the big top. Wash away the grime. Beware the shears.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for those who laugh in the face of danger.
