Snippy – Beard Wash
One Wrong Step. One Quick Snip. Too Late to Run.
Twisted Funnel Cake | Fresh Buttered Popcorn | Dripping Caramel Apples
The Snippy Beard Wash is crafted for the man who delights in turning carnival fun into terrifying chaos. An unhinged clown armed with a massive pair of razor-sharp scissors, Snippy stalks the midway with an unsettling grin and unpredictable movements that leave visitors frozen in fear. Every snip echoes through the CarnEvil like a warning, every chase ends in panicked screams, and every shadow could be hiding his next victim. Snippy embodies madness, mischief, and the horrifying excitement of never knowing when the blades will strike.
Scent Profile
🎪 Twisted Funnel Cake – Warm fried pastry with sinister carnival sweetness
🍿 Fresh Buttered Popcorn – Rich buttery popcorn with classic midway charm
🍎 Dripping Caramel Apples – Crisp orchard apples coated in thick golden caramel
What's Included
1 × 8 oz Beard Wash – Gently cleanses away dirt, oil, and buildup while nourishing your beard with Snippy's sinister carnival-inspired formula
Benefits
Gently removes dirt, oil, and daily buildup
Cleanses without stripping away natural moisture
Helps soften coarse beard hair for improved manageability
Supports a cleaner, healthier-looking beard
Refreshes both beard and the skin beneath
Leaves your beard feeling clean, hydrated, and revitalized
Infuses your beard with a wickedly sweet carnival fragrance that lingers
Ingredients & Benefits
Water – Clean, effective base for a refreshing cleanse
Decyl Glucoside – Gentle coconut-derived cleanser that removes dirt and buildup without over-drying
Xanthan Gum – Creates a smooth, even lather for easy application
Aloe Vera Powder – Calms and soothes both beard and skin
Lauryl Betaine – Deep cleans while remaining gentle on the skin
Citric Acid – Helps balance pH for a healthier-looking, shinier beard
Castor Oil – Strengthens beard hair and supports a fuller appearance
Sweet Almond Oil – Softens and nourishes for improved manageability
Coconut Oil – Helps lock in moisture and protect against dryness
Jojoba Oil – Conditions beard hair from root to tip while supporting skin health
Argan Oil – Adds natural luster, softness, and smoothness
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and thoughtfully blended
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee
If Snippy doesn't leave your beard feeling clean, refreshed, and ready to stalk the midway, we'll make it right—no questions asked.
One wrong step.
One quick snip.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — Where Every Beard Has A Story.
