Snippy - Complete Balm Kit - Twisted Funnel Cake, Fresh Buttered Popcorn, Dripping Caramel Apples

🎪 Snippy – Complete Beard Care Kit

Carnival Chaos. Sweet Illusion. Shears Restored.

Twisted Funnel Cake | Fresh Buttered Popcorn | Dripping Caramel Apples

He never brings just one trick—Snippy shifts between laughter and fear with every step. One moment, twisted funnel cake lures you in with sugary delight. The next, buttered popcorn fills the air, warm and nostalgic, before caramel apples drip with sticky menace. His ritual isn’t of polish, but of chaos—strength, sweetness, and terror bound into every jar, bottle, and blend. His fragrance doesn’t fade—it lingers, twisted and unforgettable, like the clown himself.

No polished act here—only the ritual of carnival survival. Strength, softness, and sinister sweetness crafted for the one who dares to step under the big top. This is your daily arsenal for a beard that feels renewed, looks commanding, and carries the scent of Snippy’s deadly show.

🎪 Scent Profile:
🍩 Twisted Funnel Cake – Fried sugar spun with danger
🍿 Fresh Buttered Popcorn – Warm, salty temptation of the midway
🍎 Dripping Caramel Apples – Sticky sweetness hiding sharp menace

🧔 What’s Inside:
✔ 1 x Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrates and strengthens with Snippy’s twisted touch
✔ 1 x Beard Butter (4 oz) – Deeply conditions and softens with carnival chaos
✔ 1 x Beard Wash (8 oz) – Cleanses gently with midway madness
✔ 1 x Beard Conditioner (8 oz) – Restores softness, strength, and control

🎯 Why Choose the Snippy Kit?
✅ Complete Grooming Ritual – Cleanse, hydrate, condition, and style
✅ Signature Scent – Funnel cake, popcorn, and caramel chaos
✅ Premium Formulations – Cold-pressed oils, phthalate-free, and skin-safe
✅ Built for Daily Use – Strong enough for endurance, gentle enough for care

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Snippy doesn’t restore strength, softness, and carnival sweetness into your beard—we’ll refund or replace it. No questions asked.

🎪 Step Into the Carnival. Groom with Sweetness. Fear the Shears.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for those who dare.