Snippy - Complete Butter Kit - Twisted Funnel Cake, Fresh Buttered Popcorn, Dripping Caramel Apples

🎪 Snippy – Complete Beard Care Kit

Carnival Chaos. Sweet Renewal. Shears Restored.

Twisted Funnel Cake | Fresh Buttered Popcorn | Dripping Caramel Apples

He doesn’t come all at once—Snippy creeps in with twisted laughter and a flash of steel. Fried funnel cake spins its sugary lure, buttered popcorn warms the air, and caramel apples drip sticky sweetness into the night. Each note tempts, teases, and terrifies, leaving you to wonder: is he here to entertain… or to cut?

No polished façade here—only the ritual of survival. Strength, softness, and sinister sweetness bottled into every jar and blend. This is your daily arsenal for a beard that feels renewed, looks commanding, and carries the twisted fragrance of the carnival’s darkest clown.

🎪 Scent Profile:
🍩 Twisted Funnel Cake – Fried sugar spun with danger
🍿 Fresh Buttered Popcorn – Warm, salty temptation of the midway
🍎 Dripping Caramel Apples – Sticky sweetness with a sinister bite

🧔 What’s Inside:
✔ 1 x Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrates and strengthens with Snippy’s twisted touch
✔ 1 x Beard Butter (4 oz) – Deeply conditions and softens with carnival chaos
✔ 1 x Beard Wash (8 oz) – Cleanses gently with midway madness
✔ 1 x Beard Conditioner (8 oz) – Restores softness, strength, and control

🎯 Why Choose the Snippy Kit?
✅ Complete Grooming Ritual – Cleanse, hydrate, condition, and style
✅ Signature Scent – Funnel cake, popcorn, and caramel chaos
✅ Premium Formulations – Cold-pressed oils, phthalate-free, and skin-safe
✅ Built for Daily Use – Strong enough for endurance, gentle enough for care

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Snippy doesn’t restore strength, softness, and carnival sweetness into your beard—we’ll refund or replace it. No questions asked.

🎪 Step Into the Carnival. Groom with Sweetness. Fear the Shears.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for those who dare.