Snippy - Ultimate Bundle - Twisted Funnel Cake, Fresh Buttered Popcorn, Dripping Caramel Apples

🎪 Snippy – Ultimate Beard Care Kit

Carnival Chaos. Sweet Temptation. Shears Eternal.

Twisted Funnel Cake | Fresh Buttered Popcorn | Dripping Caramel Apples

He is more than a clown—he is Snippy, the carnival’s darkest act. One moment he lures you with sugared funnel cake and warm buttered popcorn, the next he grins through dripping caramel apples and the flash of shears. Sweet, playful, terrifying—his presence lingers like laughter that curdles in the dark. Chaos captured. Sweetness preserved. Snippy remembered.

This isn’t just beard care—it’s the complete ritual of survival. Hydration, control, softness, cleansing, and endurance bound together in one sinister kit. Whether you step into the lights of the midway or slip into the shadows of the funhouse, your beard will carry strength, resilience, and a scent as unforgettable as the clown himself.

🎪 Scent Profile:
🍩 Twisted Funnel Cake – Fried sugar spun into danger
🍿 Fresh Buttered Popcorn – Warm, salty temptation under the big top
🍎 Dripping Caramel Apples – Sticky sweetness with a sinister bite

🧔 What’s Included in The Ultimate Beard Care Kit:
✔ 1 x 1 oz Beard Oil – Hydrates and strengthens with Snippy’s twisted essence
✔ 1 x 2 oz Beard Balm – Shapes and tames with carnival control
✔ 1 x 4 oz Beard Butter – Deep conditioning for silken resilience
✔ 1 x 8 oz Beard Wash – Cleanses with midway madness
✔ 1 x 8 oz Beard Conditioner – Restores softness and manageability
✔ 1 x Natural Deodorant – Long-lasting freshness with sinister sweetness
✔ 1 x 80 ml Cologne Spray – A fragrance of carnival chaos that lingers

🎯 Why Choose the Snippy Kit?
✅ Complete Grooming Ritual – Every tool for beards under the big top
✅ Signature Scent – Funnel cake, popcorn, and caramel chaos
✅ Premium Formulations – Cold-pressed oils, phthalate-free, and skin-safe
✅ Built for Daily Use – Strong enough for endurance, gentle enough for care

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Snippy doesn’t restore strength, softness, and carnival chaos to your beard—we’ll refund or replace your order, no questions asked.

🎪 Step Into the Carnival. Wear the Sweetness. Fear the Shears.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for those who dare.