🥩🔪 The Butcher – Beard Butter
Dark Decadence. Sinister Spice. Leather Eternal.
Warm Cocoa Butter | Black Cardamom | Old Tanned Leather
By day, he was a strongman of flesh and steel, feeding towns with meat. By night, he stalked the Kansas cornfields, dragging wanderers into his slaughterhouse off the highway. Death never ended his work. Now, his presence lingers in every drop—rich cocoa butter cloaking false comfort, black cardamom smoldering with sinister spice, and old tanned leather weighing heavy like blood-soaked chains. Comfort corrupted. Warmth weaponized. Humanity consumed.
This isn’t just beard butter—it’s a whipped blend of deep hydration and brutal control. Rich, smooth, and relentlessly conditioning, it restores strength and softness while leaving behind a fragrance that lingers like the echo of the hunt.
🧵 Scent Profile:
Warm Cocoa Butter – Decadent warmth masking horrors within
Black Cardamom – Smoky spice burning with menace
Old Tanned Leather – Rugged shadow that clings like dried blood
🌫️ A Fragrance That Hunts Long After It’s Gone
The Butcher Beard Butter is crafted with five elite butters and a premium oil blend to deliver deep conditioning, brutal control, and a scent that never releases its grip.
🎯 Benefits:
✔ Promotes Beard Strength – Power forged in the slaughterhouse
✔ Seals in Moisture – Hydration that endures the night
✔ Deep Conditioning – Revives coarse, dry beards with relentless care
✔ Softens & Tames – Brings order to the wildest strands
✔ Long-Lasting Scent – Rich, spiced, and unforgettable
✔ Nourishes Beneath – A fleeting comfort before the blade
🧴 What’s Included:
4 oz Beard Butter – A whipped, nutrient-rich balm that hydrates, softens, and strengthens
🧈 Crafted with Five Elite Butters:
Cocoa Butter – Rich nourishment, decadent yet dangerous
Shea Butter – Deep softness, a false balm before the cut
Mango Butter – Lightweight conditioning, fleeting respite
Kokum Butter – Non-greasy hydration, structure beneath the slaughter
Illipe Nut Butter – Locks in strength and resilience
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If The Butcher doesn’t restore your beard with strength, softness, and his eternal hunger—we’ll release you. No questions asked.
🥩 Step Into His Slaughterhouse. Hydrate in Darkness. Wear The Butcher.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the lost, the fearless, and the beards that dare to be taken.
