🥩 The Butcher – Natural Deodorant
Warm Cocoa Butter | Black Cardamom | Old Tanned Leather
Deep in the Kansas cornfields, the slaughterhouse hums by day—but by night, it screams. A crazed strongman known only as The Butcher rules these fields. Meat producer by daylight, body snatcher by darkness, he drags the lost and unwary into his plant off the highway. None return whole. In life, he carved flesh for profit. In eternity, he carves still—his presence clinging like the scent of cocoa butter rich and warm, cardamom sharp with spice, and leather aged and cruel as his blade.
He fed the living in daylight.
By night, he feeds on them still.
🧩 Scent Profile:
Warm Cocoa Butter – A deceptively rich comfort masking the horror beneath
Black Cardamom – Dark, smoky spice with a sinister heat
Old Tanned Leather – Worn, rugged menace that lingers like blood on steel
🧪 About Our Natural Deodorant
Forged in the fires of his slaughterhouse, The Butcher’s aluminum-free formula hacks down sweat and grinds odor into submission. Smooth on, endure long—this is survival dressed in dread.
🎯 Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Aluminum-Free – No chains, no toxins
✔ Long-Lasting Freshness – Strength that stalks the night
✔ Skin-Friendly – Brutal power with a gentle touch
✔ Luring Scent – Rich, dark, and unforgettable
🌿 Key Ingredients:
Beeswax – Binds the cut together
Coconut Oil – Calms what the blade cannot
Shea Butter – A fleeting softness before the snare
Arrowroot Powder – Absorbs the hunt’s aftermath
Baking Soda – Strips decay at the source
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant, but haunted all the same
🔐 Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Butcher doesn’t claim his place in your legend, we’ll refund, replace, or release you—no questions asked.
🥩 Step Into His Slaughterhouse. Wear the Madness.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for those who dare to be taken forever.
