The Carney - Complete Balm Kit - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco

🎪🌑 The Carney – Complete Beard Care Kit
He Laughed in the Light. The Chaos Made Him King.

Warm Kettle Corn | Salted Caramel | Sweet Pipe Tobacco

They say you hear him before you see him—a distant calliope tune, the faint crackle of kettle corn, and the ghost of laughter that chills more than it charms. The Carney doesn’t just appear—he draws you in, step by step, until you find yourself beneath the tattered big top, surrounded by the swirling scent of sweet and smoky temptation. In his world, every grooming ritual is a ticket to the CarnEvil, and every breath is laced with danger, delight, and just a hint of madness.

He doesn’t perform for the crowd. He owns it. A darkly indulgent blend of buttery kettle corn, decadent salted caramel, and the warm, smoky depth of sweet pipe tobacco, The Carney is the scent of thrill, mystery, and the kind of night you never quite come back from.

🕸️ Scent Profile:

Warm Kettle Corn – Buttery, sweet nostalgia straight from the midway

Salted Caramel – Indulgent sweetness with a savory twist of temptation

Sweet Pipe Tobacco – A smooth, smoky depth that lingers long after the show

🧔 What’s Inside:

Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrates and strengthens with the allure of the midway

Beard Balm (2 oz) – Tames and styles with ringmaster precision

Beard Wash (8 oz) – Cleanses like the final sweep after a night of chaos

Beard Conditioner (8 oz) – Restores softness and shine with crowd-stealing charm

🎯 Why Choose The Carney Kit?
✅ Complete Grooming Ritual – Cleanse, hydrate, style, and command the spotlight
✅ Signature CarnEvil Scent – Sweet, smoky, and thrillingly unforgettable
✅ Naturally Formulated – Cold-pressed, phthalate-free, and skin-safe
✅ Tested Under the Big Top – Built for beards that thrive where the lights never go out

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Carney doesn’t turn your beard into the main event, we’ll refund your ticket. No questions asked.

🎪 Step into the CarnEvil. Smell the Chaos. Wear The Carney.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the daring, the curious, and the beards that belong in the spotlight.