The Carney - Complete Butter Kit - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco

🎪🎭 The Carney – Complete Beard Care Kit
Step Right Up. Smell the Chaos. Wear the CarnEvil.

Warm Kettle Corn | Salted Caramel | Sweet Pipe Tobacco

Once a jovial entertainer beneath the glow of the big top, The Carney now wanders the twisted shadows of the CarnEvil—half spectacle, half nightmare. His presence drips with the thrill of the midway and the unease of knowing the show will never end. This is no cheerful circus aroma—this is indulgence wrapped in smoke and shadow. Sweet and savory kettle corn swirls with the decadent richness of salted caramel, while the deep, smoky pull of sweet pipe tobacco lingers like the hush before the next act.

He doesn’t just perform. He transforms the night. A blend both nostalgic and unnervingly dark, The Carney Complete Beard Care Kit turns every grooming session into a ticket to the most thrilling chaos under the big top.

🕸️ Scent Profile:

Warm Kettle Corn – The comforting, buttery sweetness of carnival popcorn fresh from the kettle

Salted Caramel – Indulgent sweetness with a savory twist for irresistible depth

Sweet Pipe Tobacco – A smooth, smoky sweetness that adds mystery to the spectacle

🧔 What’s Inside:

Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrates, softens, and leaves a lingering touch of the midway’s magic

Beard Butter (4 oz) – Deeply conditions with a rich, show-stealing finish

Beard Wash (8 oz) – Cleanses away the dust of the carnival without stripping your beard

Beard Conditioner (8 oz) – Restores shine, softness, and the confidence to step into the ring

🎪 Why Choose The Carney Kit?
✅ Complete Grooming Ritual – Cleanse, hydrate, soften, and style like a master of ceremonies
✅ Signature CarnEvil Scent – Sweet, smoky, and thrillingly unforgettable
✅ Naturally Formulated – Cold-pressed, phthalate-free, and skin-safe—even for the ringmaster himself
✅ Tested Under the Big Top – Built for beards that command attention from the first act to the encore

🎟 Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If The Carney doesn’t make your beard the star of the show, we’ll refund your ticket. No questions asked.

🎪 Step into the CarnEvil. Wear the Chaos. Own the Night.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the curious, the daring, and the beards that thrive where the lights never go out.