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The Crooked - Beard Wash - Caramel Custard, Cinnamon Pears, Twisted Spiced Chai

The Crooked - Beard Wash - Caramel Custard, Cinnamon Pears, Twisted Spiced Chai

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If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.

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The Wizard’s Promise

🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils

💯 Free of damaging phthalates

🇺🇸 Made in the USA

👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)

🌀 The Crooked – Beard Wash

Twisted Whispers. Sinful Sweetness. Cleansing from the Shadows Above.

Caramel Custard | Cinnamon Pears | Twisted Spiced Chai

In the dim attic where silence breaks into a grin, The Crooked stirs. His scent seeps through the beams—caramel custard dripping with wicked indulgence, cinnamon pears steeped in temptation, and a swirl of spiced chai gone delightfully dark. Each wash is a ritual of renewal, purging the day’s weight and leaving behind a twisted trail of sweetness and spice.

This isn’t just beard wash—it’s madness in a bottle. Cleanse the beard, calm the mind, and emerge scented like sin wrapped in comfort.

🌀 Scent Profile:
🍮 Caramel Custard – Smooth, buttery sweetness with an unsettling charm
🍐 Cinnamon Pears – Warm, spiced orchard temptation
Twisted Spiced Chai – Comforting spice brewed with dark intent

🧼 What’s Included:
1 x 8 oz Beard Wash – A rich, foaming cleanse infused with The Crooked’s sinister sweetness

🎯 Benefits:
✔ Strengthens Beard Follicles – Builds resilience from root to tip
✔ Deep Cleansing – Lifts away grime and dark thoughts alike
✔ Long-Lasting Fragrance – Sweet spice that lingers long after the wash
✔ Softens Beard Hairs – Smooth control with every touch
✔ Gentle Yet Powerful – Daily cleansing without dryness or dread
✔ Soothes the Skin Beneath – Comfort beneath the chaos

⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:
Water – The foundation of purity and renewal
Decyl Glucoside – Coconut-derived gentle cleanser
Xanthan Gum – Smooth, rich texture for an even wash
Aloe Vera Powder – Calms and hydrates the skin beneath
Lauryl Betaine – Cleans deeply while staying kind
Citric Acid – Balances pH and adds shine
Castor Oil – Strength and natural gloss
Sweet Almond Oil – Nourishment with a touch of luxury
Coconut Oil – Light hydration that seals softness
Jojoba Oil – Balances, conditions, and protects
Argan Oil – Restores vitality to weary strands
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant, sweetly sinister perfection

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Crooked doesn’t cleanse, refresh, and twist your senses in the best way—we’ll refund or replace your order, no questions asked.

🌀 Wash away the dust. Embrace the dark delight. Become The Crooked.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — Crafted for those who twist the tale and love the legend

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