The Gut - Complete Balm Kit - Savory Herbs, Smokey Bonfire, Black Peppercorn

🍽️🔥 The Gut – Complete Beard Care Kit
He Showed Up with a Blade. The Kitchen Gave Him the Spotlight.

Savory Herbs | Smokey Bonfire | Black Peppercorn

They say he shuffles in with the hiss of steam and the scent of something burning. The Gut doesn’t sneak—he sears. With a butcher’s grin and a stomach that speaks, he turns kitchens into kingdoms and recipes into rituals. He smells like scorched spices, blackened steel, and the final warning before the meat hits the flame.

He doesn’t whisper. He sizzles. A bold blend of charred herbs, smoky bonfire, and cracked pepper, The Gut is the scent of culinary terror and greasy control.

🔥 Scent Profile:

Savory Herbs – Herbal and twisted, like the garnish on a forbidden feast
Smokey Bonfire – Thick, ash-laden smoke from a flame that never dies
Black Peppercorn – Biting heat that lingers on skin and soul

🧔 What’s Inside:

Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrates, strengthens, and infuses your beard with smokey spice

Beard Balm (2 oz) – Deeply conditions for a beard as smooth as a midnight marinade

Beard Wash (8 oz) – Scrubs away sweat, grease, and sins from the stovetop

Beard Conditioner (8 oz) – Restores softness and strength after a day in the fire

💀 Why Choose The Gut Kit?

✅ Complete Grooming Ritual – Clean, hydrate, tame, and haunt with kitchen-born strength
✅ Signature Scent of Smoke & Spice – Bold, dark, and impossible to ignore
✅ Naturally Formulated – Cold-pressed, phthalate-free, and skin-safe for beasts and butchers alike
✅ Back-Kitchen Proven – Built for steam, sweat, and beards that don’t fear the flame

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee

If The Gut doesn’t haunt your senses—or the scent doesn’t claim your beard like a kitchen curse—we’ll exchange it. No blood. No questions.

🍽️ Smell Like Smoke. Groom Like a Culinary Monster. Become The Gut.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for cleaver kings, stovetop beasts, and the legends who feed the fire.